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[jawafour]

Excitebike...dang it. Just dang it.

[Hypes]

It is the law of Mario Kart that if there is a stray green shell bouncing around, it must hit me

[jawafour]

Got hit by bloomin' EVERYTHING .

[Hypes]

Grum's red shells are beginning to strawberry float me off

[jawafour]

Status: Mad with rage.

[Hypes]

Oh strawberry float off. That's the third time I've gone from top 3 to about 10th on the last bit

[jawafour]

Shot three red shells at Matt. Nothing happens.

[Hypes]

SNES Rainbow Road Master

[Denster]

Done epic dry raping to ight

[Denster]

Some epic that should read

[Denster]

Not my night tonight

[jawafour]

Beat Hypes at the line ,

[Hypes]

Yep, Grum's a pus-infested banana split

[Hypes]

Beat Hypes at the line ,

Doesn't count as beating at the line when I get hit by a bullet bill, green shell and blue shell and finish two places behind you dropping from 3rd to 9th

[Denster]

That's closer than I thought to hypes. Some truly epic carnage tonight.

[jawafour]

Amazing kart carnage tonight... we had some brilliant races! A special mention for Grum, who has emerged to be a first-class gooseberry fool .

Thanks for playing, chaps. If you have access to a Switch then please join in the Tuesday karting... otherwise, see you back here next Monday .

[Grum]

...I'll try to be less of a bastard.

Grum, you are a complete one now .

.

I don't like ruining people's races but I have had to toughen up as nobody else holds back

I do sometimes hold back though and try to just catch up without using a power up against someone as it's more satisfying and I feel like less of a bastard.

[Denster]

Embrace the dark side.

[Grum]

Yep, Grum's a pus-infested banana split

I'm not sure if this is a compliment or an insult in this thread

Seriously though I tried to avoid you a few times and it still went wrong, I don't take pleasure in spoiling someone else's race. I know that feeling of being screwed over by the power ups all too well

Jawa bouncing me into you and crushing you when I tried to swerve away from you was just representative of how things were tonight.

I'm sure I'll be back to being shite next week.

[jawafour]

...I do sometimes hold back though and try to just catch up without using a power up against someone as it's more satisfying and I feel like less of a bastard.

Dude, remember that some of these guys have evil coursing through their veins... they will crush you if they get the chance . Gotta say, though, that you have massively improved your game over the past couple of months. You were kicking butt a few times tonight .

It was cool to see Hypes and Denster fighting each other like lions, too.

And, of course... Matt was indomitable.