Missing Megan - A moral Dilemma Bird back in Blighty

What did I do..... have I missed something....

PostRe: Missing Megan - A moral Dilemma by **Poser** » Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:25 pm

At 1pm PCCD wrote:Both found in Bordeaux

Ahhh... I'll go sit in a corner in shame.

Bet he handed himself in...there's only so much One Direction you can take before prison seems like a better option.

I've seen one of the questions on next years GCSE maths paper;

"If a teacher and a pupil leave Dover on a ferry, travelling at 20 knots, how long will it take for the teacher to end up in Jail?"

Cal wrote:
Falsey wrote:What do they check for when they investigate?

I'm not a medical examiner, but I'd guess it'll be for traces of his DNA, semen, etc. Any sign that her private parts have been messed about with, that sort of thing. A few swabs and an experienced visual examination should do the trick, once it's corroborated with her version of events. Sky News were saying she would be examined in France prior to being sent home, but I suspect she'll be put through it all again this side of the Channel.

They surely can't examine her pumpum without her permission, it would be sexual assault.

Fatal Exception wrote:
Cal wrote:
Falsey wrote:What do they check for when they investigate?

I'm not a medical examiner, but I'd guess it'll be for traces of his DNA, semen, etc. Any sign that her private parts have been messed about with, that sort of thing. A few swabs and an experienced visual examination should do the trick, once it's corroborated with her version of events. Sky News were saying she would be examined in France prior to being sent home, but I suspect she'll be put through it all again this side of the Channel.

They surely can't examine her pumpum without her permission, it would be sexual assault.

Perhaps with parental consent?

Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:
Cal wrote:
Falsey wrote:What do they check for when they investigate?

I'm not a medical examiner, but I'd guess it'll be for traces of his DNA, semen, etc. Any sign that her private parts have been messed about with, that sort of thing. A few swabs and an experienced visual examination should do the trick, once it's corroborated with her version of events. Sky News were saying she would be examined in France prior to being sent home, but I suspect she'll be put through it all again this side of the Channel.

They surely can't examine her pumpum without her permission, it would be sexual assault.

Perhaps with parental consent?

Can I finger a 15 year old with her parent's consent?

Fatal Exception wrote:
Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:
Cal wrote:
Falsey wrote:What do they check for when they investigate?

I'm not a medical examiner, but I'd guess it'll be for traces of his DNA, semen, etc. Any sign that her private parts have been messed about with, that sort of thing. A few swabs and an experienced visual examination should do the trick, once it's corroborated with her version of events. Sky News were saying she would be examined in France prior to being sent home, but I suspect she'll be put through it all again this side of the Channel.

They surely can't examine her pumpum without her permission, it would be sexual assault.

Perhaps with parental consent?

Can I finger a 15 year old with her parent's consent?

For medical purposes I assume you could?

Why don't they just ask her?

Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:
Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:
Cal wrote:
Falsey wrote:What do they check for when they investigate?

I'm not a medical examiner, but I'd guess it'll be for traces of his DNA, semen, etc. Any sign that her private parts have been messed about with, that sort of thing. A few swabs and an experienced visual examination should do the trick, once it's corroborated with her version of events. Sky News were saying she would be examined in France prior to being sent home, but I suspect she'll be put through it all again this side of the Channel.

They surely can't examine her pumpum without her permission, it would be sexual assault.

Perhaps with parental consent?

Can I finger a 15 year old with her parent's consent?

For medical purposes I assume you could?

Surely that's a massive invasion of privacy though?

StayDead wrote:
Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:
Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:
Cal wrote:
Falsey wrote:What do they check for when they investigate?

I'm not a medical examiner, but I'd guess it'll be for traces of his DNA, semen, etc. Any sign that her private parts have been messed about with, that sort of thing. A few swabs and an experienced visual examination should do the trick, once it's corroborated with her version of events. Sky News were saying she would be examined in France prior to being sent home, but I suspect she'll be put through it all again this side of the Channel.

They surely can't examine her pumpum without her permission, it would be sexual assault.

Perhaps with parental consent?

Can I finger a 15 year old with her parent's consent?

For medical purposes I assume you could?

Surely that's a massive invasion of privacy though?

Definitely.

I've watched enough CSI to know they can tell if a woman has had sex in the last few days even if he wore a condom.
Though any refusal to examine her will probably be taken by the media as "Oh he most definately boinked her then" rather than "She doesn't want some stranger poking around in her fanny" :fp:

Unless he's knocked her up then we'll almost certainly never know for sure one way or another.

But he almost certainly has.

If he bonked her in France it's not a crime and I'm not sure you could prove one bonk from another.

I'd laugh if she was pregnant, and the baby was born black.

Fatal Exception wrote:I'd laugh if she was pregnant, and the baby was born black.

Slartibartfast wrote:If he bonked her in France it's not a crime and I'm not sure you could prove one bonk from another.

I thought if you travelled abroad, the age of consent laws of your home country still apply to you?

He is a fool if he hasn't. His life is about to be destroyed so he may as well have screwed her.

Moggy wrote:He is a fool if he hasn't. His life is about to be destroyed so he may as well have screwed her.

You don't take a lass with whom you are in a relationship to France, and not have sex with her.

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