Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice - It's out! All impressions positive!

[Skarjo]

Saw this after The Boy was inexplicably sold out and High Rise didn't start for another two hours, and honestly that was some of the worst strawberry floating dreck I've ever sat through.

Absolute nonsense plot, Jesse Eisenberg clearly wanted to play the Joker and thought he'd do it anyway (isn't Lex Luthor meant to be like a business genius? What the strawberry float was his plan anyway? Just gonna sorta strawberry float gooseberry fool up coz reasons?). And I mean absolute nonsense plot. Plot's too rich a term, it was just a series of events that were sort of connected in some ways, some of the time, hopefully.

As for the amazing line after Superman starts throwing The Hulk into various buildings and some guy on the news says 'lucky it's after work hours and those buildings are empty'.



BOY ARE WE LUCKY IT'S 5:17PM AND EVERYONE'S ALREADY IN WETHERSPOONS OR THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN CATASTROPHIC.

Also who the strawberry float did the editing? We're at a funeral (for Superman because he can be killed by this one thing for no adequately explained reason other than probably space magic), and now we're in a prison with Batman and Lex Luthor for reason and now we're back at the funeral THAT BATMAN WAS LIKE JUST AT. WAT?

Also; amazing.

SUPERMAN DEAD (Also Clark Kent will be sorely missed in totally unrelated news).

Its throughly explained at least twice why Kryptonite can kill Kryptonians.

So why was Doomsday's finger made out of Kryptonite then if they also used Kryptonite to kill Doomsday?

Krytonite weakened Superman as he retrieved and used the spear, making him susceptible to Doomsdays's blade arm thing, which isn't made of kryptonite itself

Oh right, fair enough then.

Still begs the question why he didn't just get Wonder Woman or Batman to do it then, given that he was the only one specifically weak to the spear.

[Skippy]

Saw this after The Boy was inexplicably sold out and High Rise didn't start for another two hours, and honestly that was some of the worst strawberry floating dreck I've ever sat through.

Absolute nonsense plot, Jesse Eisenberg clearly wanted to play the Joker and thought he'd do it anyway (isn't Lex Luthor meant to be like a business genius? What the strawberry float was his plan anyway? Just gonna sorta strawberry float gooseberry fool up coz reasons?). And I mean absolute nonsense plot. Plot's too rich a term, it was just a series of events that were sort of connected in some ways, some of the time, hopefully.

As for the amazing line after Superman starts throwing The Hulk into various buildings and some guy on the news says 'lucky it's after work hours and those buildings are empty'.



BOY ARE WE LUCKY IT'S 5:17PM AND EVERYONE'S ALREADY IN WETHERSPOONS OR THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN CATASTROPHIC.

Also who the strawberry float did the editing? We're at a funeral (for Superman because he can be killed by this one thing for no adequately explained reason other than probably space magic), and now we're in a prison with Batman and Lex Luthor for reason and now we're back at the funeral THAT BATMAN WAS LIKE JUST AT. WAT?

Also; amazing.

SUPERMAN DEAD (Also Clark Kent will be sorely missed in totally unrelated news).

Its throughly explained at least twice why Kryptonite can kill Kryptonians.

So why was Doomsday's finger made out of Kryptonite then if they also used Kryptonite to kill Doomsday?

Krytonite weakened Superman as he retrieved and used the spear, making him susceptible to Doomsdays's blade arm thing, which isn't made of kryptonite itself

Oh right, fair enough then.

Still begs the question why he didn't just get Wonder Woman or Batman to do it then, given that he was the only one specifically weak to the spear.

Because shut up, that's why

[Irene Demova]

Man this was like watching an Asylum movie with a bigger budget, strawberry float Transmorphers actually has a much tighter script.

Not outright bad but just totally lacking in anything good, interesting or fun. Classic Snyder

[Memento Mori]

Saw this after The Boy was inexplicably sold out and High Rise didn't start for another two hours, and honestly that was some of the worst strawberry floating dreck I've ever sat through.

Absolute nonsense plot, Jesse Eisenberg clearly wanted to play the Joker and thought he'd do it anyway (isn't Lex Luthor meant to be like a business genius? What the strawberry float was his plan anyway? Just gonna sorta strawberry float gooseberry fool up coz reasons?). And I mean absolute nonsense plot. Plot's too rich a term, it was just a series of events that were sort of connected in some ways, some of the time, hopefully.

As for the amazing line after Superman starts throwing The Hulk into various buildings and some guy on the news says 'lucky it's after work hours and those buildings are empty'.



BOY ARE WE LUCKY IT'S 5:17PM AND EVERYONE'S ALREADY IN WETHERSPOONS OR THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN CATASTROPHIC.

Also who the strawberry float did the editing? We're at a funeral (for Superman because he can be killed by this one thing for no adequately explained reason other than probably space magic), and now we're in a prison with Batman and Lex Luthor for reason and now we're back at the funeral THAT BATMAN WAS LIKE JUST AT. WAT?

Also; amazing.

SUPERMAN DEAD (Also Clark Kent will be sorely missed in totally unrelated news).

Its throughly explained at least twice why Kryptonite can kill Kryptonians.

So why was Doomsday's finger made out of Kryptonite then if they also used Kryptonite to kill Doomsday?

Krytonite weakened Superman as he retrieved and used the spear, making him susceptible to Doomsdays's blade arm thing, which isn't made of kryptonite itself

Oh right, fair enough then.

Still begs the question why he didn't just get Wonder Woman or Batman to do it then, given that he was the only one specifically weak to the spear.

Superman is stronger than both of them. Getting stabbed by Superman (even a weakened Superman) is going to do more damage than WW or Batman.

[Rightey]

I just remembered something I didn't understand. Can someone explain who Affleck was talking to on the phone at the start of the movie, when he was driving through Metropolis? It sounds like he was calling him Dad.

[Skippy]

I just remembered something I didn't understand. Can someone explain who Affleck was talking to on the phone at the start of the movie, when he was driving through Metropolis? It sounds like he was calling him Dad.

David I think, the bloke you see in Wayne Tower

[<]:^D]

Saw on Twitter that despite the reviews this film has outperformed Avengers: AoU, Iron Man 3 AND The Dark Knight.

this is because the average cinema-goer is a moron

[Floex]

Well, I enjoyed it more than AoU and Iron Man 3 ~\._./~

[Hypes]

It's better than AoU and Iron Man 3

[Skarjo]

AoU > BvS > IM3

[Denster]

I'm really torn between wanting to see this first hand and not wanting to support Zach Synder.

Exactly where I am.

[Floex]

I'm really torn between wanting to see this first hand and not wanting to support Zach Synder.

Exactly where I am.

Stop being such a strawberry floating fanny.

[Denster]

[Skippy]

Saw on Twitter that despite the reviews this film has outperformed Avengers: AoU, Iron Man 3 AND The Dark Knight.

this is because the average cinema-goer is a moron

Apparently so.

[Denster]

I think I will use my free ticket for this. I'm a contrary opinionated banana split as you all know but i'm more than happy to be pleasantly surprised by stuff.

[Skippy]

twitter.com/THR/status/715248786751168512

[Memento Mori]

The hero we deserve.

[chalkitdown]

strawberry float yes! Get on that gooseberry fool, Battfleck!

[BID0]

Saw on Twitter that despite the reviews this film has outperformed Avengers: AoU, Iron Man 3 AND The Dark Knight.

this is because the average cinema-goer is a moron

I think it's because it opened everywhere day 1, whereas those other movies had staggered releases across the globe.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/batman_vs ... st-a132728

Corned have an article about this movie achieving the record for the biggest drop in ticket sales in the first weekend though. 55% drop, compared to Fantastic Fours 2015 release of 48%

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robcain/201 ... 7a40e6d72c

But it doesn't really matter at the end of the day for the people who enjoy the movie

[Squinty]

Going to see this on Saturday. I am expecting the worst.