Musical Abominations...

PostMusical Abominations... by **Shadow** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:41 pm

Have you ever despaired at what people must have been thinking when they comissioned songs to be released?

I remember asking my Dad if I could have the tape of this-

[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ONrIByBGW_M[/youtubeuk]

He bluntly said "No Rolf Harris renditions of Queen songs will ever be played in this house". :lol:

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **jamcc** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:46 pm

Some from this year:

1. Alisha Dixon's new song ("boy does nothing!" - ATROCIOUS!!).

2. Britney's new single 'Womaniser'.

3. The Feeling's single ("...thought it was over but it's not..." - so, so bad).

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **SEP** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:47 pm

I can't believe I just sat and watched that ALL THE WAY THROUGH!

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Banjo** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:48 pm

Katy Perry. I just wish she wasn't so damn hot because then my hate for her wouldn't be restricted by something as pathetic and insignificant as my cock.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Skarjo** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:50 pm

[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PaDUIjLT[/youtubeuk]

EDIT; How very odd.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Dangerblade** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:51 pm

Any nu-metal and pop-punk.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **jamcc** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:51 pm

Skarjo wrote:[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ggBaizvyxT0[/youtubeuk]

Wow, that's so bad that the video's no longer available.

you win teh thred

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **floydfreak** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:52 pm

anything by The Feeling, and Scoting For gooseberry fool sorry Girls

Any Scouting for Girls song. She's so lovely, she's so lovely, she's so lovely.

The song titled 'Babycakes'.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Spindash** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:54 pm

[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WYdyExUfIbI[/youtubeuk]

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **PuppetBoy** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:54 pm

That band Keith Flint tried to start on his own (I believe they were imaginitively called "Flint") were pretty gooseberry fool. I would hunt on YouTube but that would require listening to them.

Also, The Hoosiers are a current least favourite band of mine.

George Sampson's debut single. I'm not posting the link because I don't hate any of you.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Mr Thropwimp** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:59 pm

I STEP INTO THE HOUSE

I'M WALKING UP THE STAIRS

ONE STAIR TWO STAIR THREE STAIR FOOOOUUUUUUR!

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Skarjo** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:00 am

Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:I STEP INTO THE HOUSE

I'M WALKING UP THE STAIRS

1 STAIR 2 STAIR 3 STAIR FOOOOUUUUUUR!

That's the video I unsuccessfully tried to post.

That said, that dude has the most strawberry floating awesome hat I've ever seen.

Duffy can strawberry float off and never come back.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **floydfreak** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:00 am

Elfin Flummux wrote:The song titled 'Babycakes'.

i heard that the other day :twisted:

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **jamcc** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:01 am

Jimistletoe and Wine wrote:Pretty much all female solo artists (Duffy in particular) can strawberry float off and never come back.

Fixed.

"You've got me beggin you for mercy"

Shut up, shut up, I can't believe she won't shut up.

"Baby cakes
You just don't know, know
How I I
I like it down low"

That song makes me want to go on an axe murdering spree.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **jamcc** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:06 am

Elfin Flummux wrote:"You've got me beggin you for mercy"

Shut up, shut up, I can't believe she won't shut up.

"Baby cakes
You just don't know, know
How I I
I like it down low"

That song makes me want to go on an axe murdering spree.

The difference is that artists (and I use that term loosely) who make stuff like Babycakes know they're gooseberry fool, whereas banana splits like Duffy genuinely think they are good. She's so ugly as well and does such an annoying dance when 'performing'.

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