Musical Abominations...

Skarjo wrote:

Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:I STEP INTO THE HOUSE

I'M WALKING UP THE STAIRS

1 STAIR 2 STAIR 3 STAIR FOOOOUUUUUUR!

That's the video I unsuccessfully tried to post.

That said, that dude has the most strawberry floating awesome hat I've ever seen.

I just found the link inside the video you unsuccessfully tried to post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggBaizvy ... r_embedded

Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:

Skarjo wrote:

Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:I STEP INTO THE HOUSE

I'M WALKING UP THE STAIRS

1 STAIR 2 STAIR 3 STAIR FOOOOUUUUUUR!

That's the video I unsuccessfully tried to post.

That said, that dude has the most strawberry floating awesome hat I've ever seen.

I just found the link inside the video you unsuccessfully tried to post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggBaizvy ... r_embedded

The most terrifying thing in the world is that, in a pit of self-loathing and razor-at-wrist self-hatred, I know I totally, y'know, would.

Beyonce Knowles' song If I Were A Boy. What a sexist cow.

I just nearly gooseberry fool myself laughing at this comment on the N-Dubz video;

wtf u american dog bollock lickers u can kiss my arse cuz n-dubz has a strawberry floatin albumn and was on children in need hes a strawberry floatin bigger than tht bollocks ****** 50 cent and the bollocks so u can all kiss my arse cuz these guys are bigger than ur strawberry floatin black rapping ******* and england is the real strawberry floatin "ghetto" u strawberry floatin arse wipes cuz wegot chavs and g*'s u gotfuckin gangsta's cuz a gangsta has to be black any colour welcome here cuz we dont judge ppl on colours unlike u ******

Brilliant.

Scooter and Status Quo - two wrongs don't make a right.

Skarjo wrote:I just nearly gooseberry fool myself laughing at this comment on the N-Dubz video;

wtf u american dog bollock lickers u can kiss my arse cuz n-dubz has a strawberry floatin albumn and was on children in need hes a strawberry floatin bigger than tht bollocks ****** 50 cent and the bollocks so u can all kiss my arse cuz these guys are bigger than ur strawberry floatin black rapping ******* and england is the real strawberry floatin "ghetto" u strawberry floatin arse wipes cuz wegot chavs and g*'s u gotfuckin gangsta's cuz a gangsta has to be black any colour welcome here cuz we dont judge ppl on colours unlike u ******

Bollocks and arse wipes.

Elfin Flummux wrote:"You've got me beggin you for mercy"

Shut up, shut up, I can't believe she won't shut up.

"Baby cakes
You just don't know, know
How I I
I like it down low"

That song makes me want to go on an axe murdering spree.

That strawberry floatin song kept The Libertines "Can't Stand Me Now" off the top of the chart. Now, whatever you think about The Libertines and i know a lot of people hate the whole Pete Doherty/heroin/tabloid bollocks that overshadowed the band. They were a strawberry floatin great, culturally significant band and deserved that number one, it was a brilliant song. To me, that whole "Babycakes" debacle sums up the stupidity of the music indsutry and the British public.

mrbrightside wrote:

Elfin Flummux wrote:"You've got me beggin you for mercy"

Shut up, shut up, I can't believe she won't shut up.

"Baby cakes
You just don't know, know
How I I
I like it down low"

That song makes me want to go on an axe murdering spree.

That strawberry floatin song kept The Libertines "Can't Stand Me Now" off the top of the chart. Now, whatever you think about The Libertines and i know a lot of people hate the whole Pete Doherty/heroin/tabloid bollocks that overshadowed the band. They were a strawberry floatin great, culturally significant band and deserved that number one, it was a brilliant song. To me, that whole "Babycakes" debacle sums up the stupidity of the music indsutry and the British public.

I wonder if it's linked that he later went on to form Babyshambles.

HMMMM??

Babyshambles is a terrible name. For that alone I would dearly like to end Docherty's worthless little life. It makes me angry.

Shadow wrote:Have you ever despaired at what people must have been thinking when they comissioned songs to be released?

I remember asking my Dad if I could have the tape of this-

[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ONrIByBGW_M[/youtubeuk]

He bluntly said "No Rolf Harris renditions of Queen songs will ever be played in this house".

oh my god i cant believe i pressed play, i didnt realise this was ever done, My favourite song ever massacred

mrbrightside wrote:
That strawberry floatin song kept The Libertines "Can't Stand Me Now" off the top of the chart. Now, whatever you think about The Libertines and i know a lot of people hate the whole Pete Doherty/heroin/tabloid bollocks that overshadowed the band. They were a strawberry floatin great, culturally significant band and deserved that number one, it was a brilliant song. To me, that whole "Babycakes" debacle sums up the stupidity of the music indsutry and the British public.

Only in petri dishes under laboratory conditions.

Skarjo wrote:I just nearly gooseberry fool myself laughing at this comment on the N-Dubz video;

wtf u american dog bollock lickers u can kiss my arse cuz n-dubz has a strawberry floatin albumn and was on children in need hes a strawberry floatin bigger than tht bollocks ****** 50 cent and the bollocks so u can all kiss my arse cuz these guys are bigger than ur strawberry floatin black rapping ******* and england is the real strawberry floatin "ghetto" u strawberry floatin arse wipes cuz wegot chavs and g*'s u gotfuckin gangsta's cuz a gangsta has to be black any colour welcome here cuz we dont judge ppl on colours unlike u ******

You'll have to excuse me, I was drunk when I wrote that.

That N-Dubz track is amazing!

By which I mean gooseberry fool.

The very essence of 'bland'. This talentless fu*kwit is always jostling for the number 1 spot (along with that Christina Aguilera 'squeeze water in my mouth and i'll writhe around like you've just spu*ked in my gob' bitc*, whor*, slu*, sla*, use sex to sell my shi* records) 'top five people i'd like to shoot in the head at point blank range'

LOATHE them both

Jaxley wrote:Beyonce Knowles' song If I Were A Boy. What a sexist cow.

What's even more infuriating is most people sing it as "If I was a boy"

Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:I just found the link inside the video you unsuccessfully tried to post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggBaizvy ... r_embedded

The beginning of that song is brilliant

Reminds me somewhat of R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet.

Lou Reed wins this everytime.



Anything else seems pretty good in comparison. Bear in mind that Metal Machine Music was a double album.

I'm pleased to discover I'm not the only one who hates Duffy. Her voice makes me spasm. And not in a good way.

Also, Mr. Blobby. I'm really sorry for posting this.

[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4[/youtubeuk]

Holy gooseberry fool it's emo-eurodance-hip-hop. Actually I don't know what this is.