Musical Abominations...

floydfreak wrote:anything by Akon, Chris Brown and Neyo

You're doing it wrong.. This is a thread for musical abominations, not things you don't like.

Turok! The Herald Angels wrote:

Holy gooseberry fool it's emo-eurodance-hip-hop. Actually I don't know what this is.

WTF is that.

MY contribution being any Basshunter song, god awful rubbish gooseberry fool crap.

That Girls song by the strawberry floating Sugacunts is strawberry floating awful

It's the one screeching in the background that strawberry floats me off.

Igor wrote:

floydfreak wrote:anything by Akon, Chris Brown and Neyo

You're doing it wrong.. This is a thread for musical abominations, not things you don't like.

Akon's Lonely is shite though and should be mentioned in this thread

Turok! The Herald Angels wrote:

Holy gooseberry fool it's emo-eurodance-hip-hop. Actually I don't know what this is.

I hate myself for what I'm about to say.... that was great. "Lets get freaky now, lets get strawberry floating freaky now..." etc.

I mean, it was God awful, but great at the same time. For some reason I like gooseberry fool songs.

Festive Exception wrote:Anyone got a link to that Scottish Chav doing that "Hey you" or something.

I remember one lyric where he goes "Am ganee pump ya maaam"

That'd be the NEDS Kru featuring The Wee Man:

[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08[/youtubeuk]

"You're a wee bawbag, your jaw's gettin rip't "

strawberry floating brilliant gooseberry fool.

floydfreak wrote:

Igor wrote:

floydfreak wrote:anything by Akon, Chris Brown and Neyo

You're doing it wrong.. This is a thread for musical abominations, not things you don't like.

Akon's Lonely is shite though and should be mentioned in this thread

Lonely is a beast of a tune, and should be our new national anthem.

chickenwings147 wrote:[img]Ronan%20Kunting[/img]

The very essence of 'bland'. This talentless fu*kwit is always jostling for the number 1 spot (along with that Christina Aguilera 'squeeze water in my mouth and i'll writhe around like you've just spu*ked in my gob' bitc*, whor*, slu*, sla*, use sex to sell my shi* records) 'top five people i'd like to shoot in the head at point blank range'

LOATHE them both

Yeah but her debut single 'Genie In A Bottle' is a tuuuuuuuuuune.

jamglebells wrote:

chickenwings147 wrote:[img]Ronan%20Kunting[/img]

The very essence of 'bland'. This talentless fu*kwit is always jostling for the number 1 spot (along with that Christina Aguilera 'squeeze water in my mouth and i'll writhe around like you've just spu*ked in my gob' bitc*, whor*, slu*, sla*, use sex to sell my shi* records) 'top five people i'd like to shoot in the head at point blank range'

LOATHE them both

Yeah but her debut single 'Genie In A Bottle' is a tuuuuuuuuuune.

So why did the warbling cumgobbler pronounce it as 'Genie in a burdle'? Thanks to you she's now knocked Keatingcunt off the top spot