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by Oh Teh Noes » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:46 pm

also i did the same when i was a youngun

but it was my grandma peeking at me; her saggy tits and gaping flange made my pussy so wet that i had to frig myself right there and then

god i'm so turned on just thinking about it

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by Pontius Pilate » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:52 pm

KazemI wrote:
Ryan0rz wrote:
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Ryan0rz wrote::lol: I've had genuine lawlz thanks to this thread.

Seeing Cuttys post was too much.(The good kind) :lol:

You seen the MCN one after?
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/recently-split-with-wife-think-i-m-gay-t218599.html

:lol: Yeh

Some of the chicks on this site are proper filthy man - "Panty gagged" http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/pant ... 09081.html

Have you considered being gagged with faeces covered panties? I take it you have considered it, and you're too scared to suggest it to your husband. Don't fear, if you ever need a real man to follow through (excuse the pun) on this plan, i'll be there for you.

Scatlover xxx

this site is amazing!!1111onenoe


That may or may not have been me :fp:

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by SEP » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:00 pm

There's nothing quite like a forum invasion to while away the hours, is there?

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by JiggerJay » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:01 pm

That website is amazing.

I am so tempted to read through the pussyjuice thread, but I really think I will laugh myself into a coma.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/what ... 43618.html

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by KK » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:03 pm

Steve has 876 posts on that forum. Blimey, Steve; practically leading a double life...

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PostRe: My son's penis
by Dual » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:06 pm

:fp: that smiley

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by Orbital » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:08 pm

Ryan0rz wrote:That may or may not have been me :fp:

Scatlover xxx

your.. mega!

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PostRe: My son's penis
by Rightey » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:16 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/sister-peeks-at-me-t206038.html

Jesus strawberry floating christ. :lol:

Login required. :(

But the url. :lol:

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by drbubba76 on Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:41 pm

I am a 19 year old male. I live at home with my mother and younger sister who is 12. The other day I was getting out of the shower and I heard my sister and her girlfriend giggling and realized they were outside he bathroom window peeking in at me. What really surprised me is that when I realized they could see my penis, I got this immediate huge throbbing erection. It surprised me that showing myself to them was such a turn on for me. And I admit that instead of getting out of the bathroom, I sort of lingered for a while to let them have a good look. After that first episode, I would become very aroused every time I thought about it. This continued for several days and I found it necessary to jack off often. I was in one of the aroused moods the other day and went to the bathroom to jack off when I heard my sister and 14 year old girl cousin once again giggling out side the window. This time I made a point to stand near the window and let them watch me jack off. I had an incredible orgasm. I guess the reason I am posting this is because I would really like to show my erection to my sister and cousin and her friend up close and personal. I have been having this urge to just walk into her room naked and hard. What do others think I should do?Top



strawberry floating Hell, and I thought that Sonic porn thread was messed up!

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PostRe: My son's penis
by Gario » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:24 pm

That's one is a little too far. He's a paedophile AND an incestaphile (not a real word)!

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PostRe: My son's penis
by Rightey » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:31 pm

I see in general this forum seems to follow the old saying "incest is best". :fp:

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PostRe: My son's penis
by Irene Demova » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:02 pm

Mod in denster thread :D
Well if you're serious it's probably that right now after the split with your wife you associate women with bad times.

Maybe you'll find the answer within yourself.

Or maybe the answers after your original post are yourself.
:lol:

If only he knew

EDIT: someones made a Luke Miles account, jesus christ

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PostRe: My son's penis
by Orbital » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:22 pm

its strawberry floating funny
i think child abuse has turned me into a rapist.

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PostRe: My son's penis
by HM » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:57 pm

KazemI wrote:its strawberry floating funny
i think child abuse has turned me into a rapist.


:roll: hilarious

EDIT- I can take the "banter" about me being a paedophile/rapist because I know I've done nothing wrong, but to now go about spreading on the internet that I was abused as a child and it has lead me to becoming a rapist is just strawberry floated up. Whoever did it needs to take a good look at themselves because there is something mentally wrong with them if they think that is even remotely funny.

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PostRe: My son's penis
by Banjo » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:57 pm

Yes, yes it is.

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PostRe: My son's penis
by Jax » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:04 am

Indeed.

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by Banjo » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:07 am

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by Irene Demova » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:14 am

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PostRe: My son's penis
by PCCD » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:18 am

Gario wrote:AND an incestaphile (not a real word)!


It should be. Write to them Oxford dictionary people maybe they'll stick it in.

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PostRe: My son's penis
by Orbital » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:32 am

LukeM wrote:
KazemI wrote:its strawberry floating funny
i think child abuse has turned me into a rapist.


:roll: hilarious

EDIT- I can take the "banter" about me being a paedophile/rapist because I know I've done nothing wrong, but to now go about spreading on the internet that I was abused as a child and it has lead me to becoming a rapist is just strawberry floated up. Whoever did it needs to take a good look at themselves because there is something mentally wrong with them if they think that is even remotely funny.

just to let you know, it was me that wrote that, ALSO, you shouldnt get so worked up about it since its only funny because we know its not true, and others dont = mega lol... unless i missed more of the story in the 6XX pages i didnt read in the chat room thread.

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PostRe: My son's penis
by Jax » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:34 am

If anyone on that forum actually takes that seriously HM, and doesn't see it as an obvious (unfunny TBH) joke, then they're the one with the problem.


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