New Britains Got Talent 2011

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Poncho » Mon May 09, 2011 2:22 pm

jamcc wrote:Just need to ditch Holden


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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by jamcc » Mon May 09, 2011 3:41 pm

She's a retard.

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by KK » Mon May 09, 2011 3:44 pm

I couldn't believe on Saturday how they showed those nothing-remotely-special-but-do-have-nice-arses dancers at the top of the show, & then gave the woman playing the violin a meagre video package. I WANTED TO SEE THE HOT GIRL PLAYING THE VIOLIN YOU BASTARDS.

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by Rubix » Mon May 09, 2011 3:51 pm


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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Cosmo » Mon May 09, 2011 3:54 pm

jamcc wrote:Best MacIntyre bit, for me, was when he buzzed the 'comedian' kid and made him cry. :lol:


Don't suppose you have a link for that? Could do with a laugh.

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by SEP » Mon May 09, 2011 3:54 pm

jamcc wrote:MacIntyre is brilliant. Hoff is good too though not as honest as MacIntyre. Just need to ditch Holden (Charlie Brooker? :shifty: - he would never do it) and the show will be rid of the awful original three!

Best MacIntyre bit, for me, was when he buzzed the 'comedian' kid and made him cry. :lol:


I agree. Holden is just a massive, massive bitch. She stops people's songs for no strawberry floating reason, and you can see Hoff and MacIntyre looking at her as if to say "WTF bitch?"

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by jamcc » Mon May 09, 2011 4:35 pm

Cosmo wrote:
jamcc wrote:Best MacIntyre bit, for me, was when he buzzed the 'comedian' kid and made him cry. :lol:


Don't suppose you have a link for that? Could do with a laugh.


Kid comedian:


And a bonus video. As stated in the video title, a shockingly bad comedienne:

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Rubix » Mon May 09, 2011 5:28 pm

Peter Kay! Garlic Bread..................................Garlic Bread :shifty:



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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Frank » Mon May 09, 2011 5:35 pm

jamcc wrote:MacIntyre is brilliant.

Yes.

jamcc wrote:Just need to ditch Holden

Yes!

jamcc wrote:Charlie Brooker? :shifty:

No! :fp: It was going so well.

That kid reminds me of that one-line comedian chap with the tired-looking eyes who's sometimes on Mock the Week :shifty:

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by Squinty » Mon May 09, 2011 6:16 pm

Rubix wrote:Peter Kay! Garlic Bread..................................Garlic Bread :shifty:



:lol:


Is that meant to be a Phoenix Nights reference?

Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it.

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Fade » Mon May 09, 2011 6:24 pm

Fun fact. My grand parents went to Amanda Holden's wedding to Les Dennis =D

And now you know.

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Rubix » Tue May 10, 2011 4:37 pm

Britain's Got Talent troupe Girls Roc

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Squall » Tue May 10, 2011 9:08 pm

Rubix wrote:Britain's Got Talent troupe Girls Roc

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Amazing photo!

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Rubix » Sat May 14, 2011 11:33 pm

Topless Britney :lol:

Tits :wub:

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by JediDragon05 » Sat May 14, 2011 11:49 pm

Rubix wrote:Topless Britney :lol:

Tits :wub:



West side mofos
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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Rubix » Sat May 14, 2011 11:50 pm

she was on snog marry avoid and also dating in the dark!

BGMT The Buzzers made me lose my voice :lol:

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Cosmo » Sun May 15, 2011 3:08 am

Rubix wrote:BGMT The Buzzers made me lose my voice :lol:


Just saw that. :lol:

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Fade » Sun May 15, 2011 4:12 am

Squall wrote:
Rubix wrote:Britain's Got Talent troupe Girls Roc

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Amazing photo!

70% man made materials.

Also, nipple.

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by satriales » Sun May 15, 2011 6:24 am

Rubix wrote:Topless Britney :lol:

Tits :wub:

She wasn't really topless.

What was up with that other woman that just took most of her clothes off then put on an air stewardess outfit? I don't get how that was an act. :?

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PostRe: New Britains Got Talent 2011
by Rubix » Mon May 16, 2011 1:58 pm

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She was rejected by Britain’s Got Talent’s judges before finishing her Britney Spears act and Lorna Bliss also managed to leave Amanda Holden with an allergic reaction after kissing her.

Lorna was trying to imitate Britney’s famous kiss with Madonna by planting a smooch on Holden during her raunchy act.

But it backfired when the impersonator’s plumping lip product reacted with the judge’s skin and made her nose swell up.


Show bosses had to halt filming the ITV talent show until the 40-year-old’s nose returned to normality.

Amanda wrote on her Twitter page after filming: ‘She had lip plump on and got half my nose. We ended up stopping the show for five minutes because my nose ‘plumped’.’

While Lorna told the Daily Star: ‘I’m really sorry that happened to Amanda. I only kissed her because she’s the most attractive member of the panel.

‘She was a good kisser too. I’m annoyed my nipples got covered up on screen though because I’d spent ages covering my boobs with diamante sequins.’

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