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Hexx wrote:I don't understand "The Kardashians". I hear them mentioned all the time. Is it one of those "scripted reality" things?
If it's a family, how is JENNER part of it?

Because Bruce Jenner.

Hexx wrote:I don't understand "The Kardashians". I hear them mentioned all the time. Is it one of those "scripted reality" things?
If it's a family, how is JENNER part of it?

The Matriarch of the group is Caitlin Jenner. She married the Kardashian mum, merging the Jenners and Kardashians into some sort of unholy Alliance.

Think of the Jenners as the Founders, and the Kardashians as the Cardassians.

Tafdolphin wrote:

Hexx wrote:I don't understand "The Kardashians". I hear them mentioned all the time. Is it one of those "scripted reality" things?
If it's a family, how is JENNER part of it?

The Matriarch of the group is Caitlin Jenner. She married the Kardashian mum, merging the Jenners and Kardashians into some sort of unholy Alliance.

Think of the Jenners as the Founders, and the Kardashians as the Cardassians.

Also, David Schwimmer, John Travolta and Cuba Gooding Jr are involved somehow.

Moggy wrote:

Tafdolphin wrote:

Hexx wrote:I don't understand "The Kardashians". I hear them mentioned all the time. Is it one of those "scripted reality" things?
If it's a family, how is JENNER part of it?

The Matriarch of the group is Caitlin Jenner. She married the Kardashian mum, merging the Jenners and Kardashians into some sort of unholy Alliance.

Think of the Jenners as the Founders, and the Kardashians as the Cardassians.

Also, David Schwimmer, John Travolta and Cuba Gooding Jr are involved somehow.

Now that's something Hexx will be googling and to hell with the consequences.

They're truly dreadful, soulless husks that have prostituted their family life for fame and fortune. When they all die it'll be the perfect example of "and nothing of value was lost".

Isn't Bruce now Caitlyn Jenner? I'm fairly sure comparing trans to shapeshifters is hate speech.

But why are any of these people famous?

Hexx wrote:Isn't Bruce now Caitlyn Jenner? I'm fairly sure comparing trans to shapeshifters is hate speech.

But why are any of these people famous?

Kim sucked a dick I think. A bit like Paris Hilton... rich family + sex tape their way to success.

Never been a fan of them or how they are idolised, and even less of a fan of this advert - not sure who their target audience was? People who protest like me? Well you've just alienated those people

So close. God Damn my poor family holding me back

Hexx wrote:But why are any of these people famous?

Schwimmer was in Friends which was a massive sitcom in the 90s.

Travolta is a movie star from the 70s who had a brief resurgence in the 90s thanks to Pulp Fiction.

Cuba Gooding Jr won an Oscar for the movie Jerry Maguire but hasn't done many decent movies since.

You know I mean the Cardassians

Also worst friend, Face/Off is his best and I don't think i've seen CGJ in anything

I love watching Moggy & Hexx flirt. Get a room guys.

Hexx wrote:Also worst friend, Face/Off is his best and I don't think i've seen CGJ in anything

I haven't seen enough of Friends to judge the best/worst.

Face/Off was good, but his career resurrection was due to Pulp Fiction.

Watch Boat Trip, Cuba at his best on a gay cruise.

Karl wrote::lol: I love watching Moggy & Hexx flirt. Get a room guys.

Stay on topic Karl. We are discussing the matter at hand, you are just trying to become a voyeur.

To be fair we could get a room, leak the tape and try and become famous...

Plus we could then use our child in Pepsi ads...and I get free Pepsi Max (the drink, not the porn star) for life.

To be fair we could get a room, leak the tape and try and become famous...

Plus we could then use our child in Pepsi ads...and I get free Pepsi Max (the drink, not the porn star) for life.

So much so, Hexx has to repeat himself!

Gandalf wrote:So much so, Hexx has to repeat himself!

He's so excited about the Moggy willy that he couldn't stop hitting submit.

Bought 3 bottles of Pepsi Max this morning.

Preezy wrote:Bought 3 bottles of Pepsi Max this morning.

I bought 2 600ml bottles (one's for tomorrow) because they're on offer!

I looted a Pepsi warehouse this morning and took one can of Pepsi Max.

That'll show 'em.