New Perfume from Burger King....

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PostNew Perfume from Burger King....
by rawandpeace » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:38 pm

Fast food chain Burger King has released a body spray for men, called Flame.

The company has done its best to bottle the Whopper, claiming the fragrance "captures the essence of that (burger) love and gives it to you.

"Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

A spokeswoman for the company's UK operations said the scent was not a gag - there was even a website, firemeetsdesire.com.

The tasty treat will not be available on this side of the pond, but it can be bought online for $3.99 (£2.58).

While there was no word on what vegetarians think about the fragrance, several customers could not be happier with their purchase.

Amanda Creek, from Virginia Beach in the US, wrote in a review of the product: "I received Flame in the mail two days ago. Yesterday I wore it to work for the first time.

"As a tattoo artist, our tip amounts vary greatly, but yesterday not one tip was less than $50!!!!! I know it had everything to do with wearing Flame - THANK YOU! :)"


You can buy it here:

http://www.rickyshalloween.com/flame_01 ... /flame.htm

Some of the reviews:

After viewing the commercial, I knew this spray had to be mine. Once received, I engulfed my less than satisfactory body with your cow meat scent.

At first, I was discouraged because the neighbourhood dogs started chasing me as if they were in heat. I made it inside just in time. Soon after, my girlfriend came over.

I was sceptical at first, but when she appeared from the kitchen, double fisting ketchup bottles, I knew I was golden. Her love of hamburgers had finally worked out to my advantage.

It was the first time she let me put my "hamburger" in her "bun." That night, she had it her way; I gave her the best Whopper she's ever had, and that's saying a lot.


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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by PuppetBoy » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:40 pm

rawandpeace wrote:
After viewing the commercial, I knew this spray had to be mine. Once received, I engulfed my less than satisfactory body with your cow meat scent.

At first, I was discouraged because the neighbourhood dogs started chasing me as if they were in heat. I made it inside just in time. Soon after, my girlfriend came over.

I was sceptical at first, but when she appeared from the kitchen, double fisting ketchup bottles, I knew I was golden. Her love of hamburgers had finally worked out to my advantage.

It was the first time she let me put my "hamburger" in her "bun." That night, she had it her way; I gave her the best Whopper she's ever had, and that's saying a lot.


:shock: :fp:


Why did I think of Maya Fey when I read this?

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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by LewisD » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:01 pm

So it smells like chargrilled meat?

strawberry float yeah! I love that smell! :D

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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by BobbyDigital » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:06 pm

*Applies to be a burger flipper at BK*

*Smells of burgers*

*Pulls every hot woman who comes in*

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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by Red Devil » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:56 pm

It seems Sports Interactive are getting in on it too:

From The Daily Telegraph:

'The smell of a football changing room has been made into an aftershave. Scent of Success is created from a blend of grass, sweat, boot leather and heat spray. It is made by Sports Interactive, who also make cult computer game Football Manager. They say it has been created from samples collected from a number of successful teams' dressing rooms. And they claim the scent could even inspire struggling teams and managers to perform better.

'Miles Jacobson, a spokesman for Sports Interactive, said the aftershave will be given away with copies of Football Manager 2009, which was released last month. He said: "If Britney Spears and Kerry Katona can have their own fragrance I don't see why we can't. Our scent will bring the dressing room into the homes of Football Manager 2009 players, inspiring them for pre-match team talks, preparing them to direct their team from the sidelines and prime them for a tricky press conference."


http://football365.com/story/0,17033,87 ... 88,00.html

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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by JiggerJay » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:52 pm

Where can I order!

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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by HrC » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:58 pm

They need a fried steak perfume! Nothing smells better than a perfect steak.

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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by mas22 » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:46 pm

Definitely will attract the right sort of lady with that.........













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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by Memento Mori » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:57 pm

I had a double whopper meal for the first time on Sunday. It was nice.

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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by KK » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:00 pm

mas22 wrote:Definitely will attract the right sort of lady with that.........

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That's about 20 whoppers in her arm alone.

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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by Vermin » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:04 pm

L'eau de Bovine.

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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by Gandalf » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:05 pm

mas22 wrote:Definitely will attract the right sort of lady with that.........













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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by Loire » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:52 pm

mas22 wrote:Definitely will attract the right sort of lady with that.........



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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by floydfreak » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:31 pm

perfume from burger king what next perfume from your local sewage plant "the scent of gooseberry fool"

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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by SEP » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:24 am

Can't I just buy a Whopper and rub it all over myself?

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PostRe: New Perfume from Burger King....
by satriales » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:50 am

I want an aftershave that smells of petrol.


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