Nintendo Switch Chat thread

3 weeks until switch day

Winckle wrote:

jawafour wrote:Golf Story...

I've played the first two hours and I've really enjoyed them! I particularly liked an early quest where you (minor first 30 minute spoiler) have to steal and then microwave a meat pie to impress a girl

It does look cool, Winckle, but nowdays I am being very choosy on the games that I’m picking up. I need to work on my backlog rather than adding to it. I’m glad that you’re enjoying your time out on the greens, though .

Not really sure where to post this... it’s not quite worthy of its own thread. I kinda figured that Switch Squad would be keen to hear about it.

So... I’m getting a new chair tomorrow. One that I’ll be sitting on when I play games. My current one is just so uncomfortable that I gotta change things up.

I’m pretty certain that my new-found comfort will take me to the next level in gaming.

jawafour wrote:
I’m pretty certain that my new-found comfort will take me to the next level in gaming.

Level 2

Jawa will surely make it past Hyrule field with a new chair.

Will Jawa make it past page 1 of the assembly manual? Will he even start it?

"It does look cool, but nowdays I am being very choosy on the furniture that I’m picking up. I need to work on my chest of drawers rather than adding to the gaming room. "

You guys... . ( ).

Sneak peek of Jawa mid-assembly:

I strawberry floating love this thing.

Jawa will never assemble his chair but he will spend several hours making a "Jawa Has A New Chair" logo.

Karl wrote:Jawa will never assemble his chair but he will spend several hours making a "Jawa Has A New Chair" logo.

. GRcade - Chairs + Stuff .

I know that some of you are keen to gain progress updates on the status of my chair. It is due to be delivered between 10 and 11 this morning. Then I have to put it together .

Karl wrote:Jawa will never assemble his chair but he will spend several hours making a "Jawa Has A New Chair" logo.

jawafour wrote:

Karl wrote:Jawa will never assemble his chair but he will spend several hours making a "Jawa Has A New Chair" logo.

. GRcade - Chairs + Stuff .

I know that some of you are keen to gain progress updates on the status of my chair. It is due to be delivered between 10 and 11 this morning. Then I have to put it together .

[Countdown theme plays]

He'll put it together 'soon' after it comes. In Blizzard time this is 30 years so we might see Jawa put it together in 2047

Jawa, did you preorder this chair despite having many other chairs and without waiting for a review?

Jawa's chair has no legz

>>> Plot twist! <<<

The chair has been delivered! .

It was a bit weird... I got a text on my mobile saying 10am delivery but then a guy rang my home phone saying he was outside and could he deliver it now.

All cool but.... how did the guy have my home number? . I didn’t state it on my order .

Anyway, I’m gonna start making the chair right now. Don’t worry, I’ll update here once it is done and I’m ready to sit down on it for the first time .

jawafour wrote:>>> Plot twist! <<<

The chair has been delivered! .

It was a bit weird... I got a text on my mobile saying 10am delivery but then a guy rang my home phone saying he was outside and could he deliver it now.

All cool but.... how did the guy have my home number? . I didn’t state it on my order .

>>>Super Plot Twist Combo<<<

Jawa IS the delivery man

KjGarly wrote:...Jawa IS the delivery man

Chair inception .

The chair is setup and I now feel like I’ve gone pro. Can’t wait until my skillz ramp up accordingly .