You know, I was sitting there with the Glorious Leader, Kim - you know he likes to be called Kim just like a regular guy - and we were enjoying the most delicious chocolate cake, just tremendous a really delicious cake, and I picked up my phone and I said "You know, Kim, let's be friends. If I wanted to, I could order a missile strike against your cities right now and nobody could stop me or do anything about it. Not China, not Russia who I have not colluded with, not Japan and not South Korea, your neighbours to the South of North Korea. But I don't want to order a missile strike, why would I want to do that? Why bring up missiles when we're enjoying this delicious cake in Singapore. We're friends, the best friends and we're going to have the best peace in the history of humanity, really. So important."
How strange that everyone is so open about their love for this murderous dictator! I bet Trump is envious.
I think you're being cynical; it's not like if you upset him, he'll strap you to an anti air craft gun and blow you into red mist with a large crowd of school children watching.