The Great British Bake Off: A double entendre about a cock

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Mini E » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:19 am

That was worthy of a warning? :lol: :lol: :lol: Tensions run high after Bake Off! Still so pleased for Candice. Really glad she won that.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by DML » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:22 am

strawberry floating hell Eighty. :lol: :fp:

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Floex » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:32 am

A pug dog is now a chav dog.

Unbelievable. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Godzilla » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:42 am

Old series are being shown on some random sky channel. I caught last years again, really showed how far the show has fallen with regards to eye candy.

Also Candice's boyfriend may not be a chav but....

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1 ... ug-dealer/

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Moggy » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:44 am

I'm not clicking a Sun link, but from the URL I can see he is an ex drug dealer? That is really relevant when it comes to Candice and her baking skills. :slol:

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Godzilla » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:46 am

They both made lots of dough

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by Tafdolphin » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:48 am

A warm fire burns in the hearth, it’s glow casting long shadows. The fragrance of lilic and gooseberries drifts through room, saturating the opulent wood and leather.

Movement. A ripple in the heavy air as the child, lain fully across a chaise long, awakens

“Mamon” he murmurs, “Mamon, where is my man? Where is Stilburn?”
“Here sir.” comes the voice of another, rich and dark as treacle.
“Stilburn, why must there be poor people in the world?”
“I know not sir”
“I saw a boy yesterday, at the markets. He barely had any adornments at all. And that creature he was carrying…that flat nosed monstrosity.”
“A pug sir. A particularly…chavvy breed of dog”
“Why did he carry it so? Surely he did not think it a companion?”
“I believe the boy was the son of one Jeremiah Corbyn, a local troublemaker of sorts. That family’s lot is low, and their tastes peculiar.”
“Surely a beast such as that cannot be of the same ilk as Cameron?”

The dog snaps to attention at his master’s voice, his muzzle shaped from generations of pure breed conditioning, his senses perfect, his intelligent supreme.

“The world is a strange place sir, full of communists and sodomites. You are fortunate indeed. Thanks to your father’s holdings you need never trouble yourself with such woes.”
“Quite so. Now Stilburn,” the child says as he reclines once more. “You may massage my feet.”
“Yes, young master Eight.”

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Moggy » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:55 am

Tafdolphin wrote:A warm fire burns in the hearth, it’s glow casting long shadows. The fragrance of lilic and gooseberries drifts through room, saturating the opulent wood and leather.

Movement. A ripple in the heavy air as the child, lain fully across a chaise long, awakens

“Mamon” he murmurs, “Mamon, where is my man? Where is Stilburn?”
“Here sir.” Comes the voice of another, rich and dark as treacle.
“Stilburn, why must there be poor people in the world?”
“I know now sir”
“I saw a boy yesterday, at the markets. He barely had any adornments at all. And that creature he was carrying…that flat nosed monstrosity.”
“A pug sir. A particularly…chavvy breed of dog”
“Why did he carry it so? Surely he did not think it a companion?”
“I believe the boy was the son of one Jeremiah Corbyn, a local troublemaker of sorts. That family’s lot is low, and their tastes peculiar.”
“Sure a beast such as that cannot be of the same ilk as Cameron?”

The dog snaps to attention at his master’s voice, his muzzle shaped from generations of pure breed conditions, his senses perfect, his intelligent supreme.

“The world is a strange place sir, full of communists and sodomites. You are fortunate indeed, thanks to your father’s deeds, you need never trouble yourself with such woes.”
“Quite so. Now Stilburn,” the child says as he reclines once more. “You may massage my feet.”
“Yes, young master Eight.”


Well somebody just got my vote for post of the year. :lol:

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Floex » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:00 am

Tafdolphin wrote:A warm fire burns in the hearth, it’s glow casting long shadows. The fragrance of lilic and gooseberries drifts through room, saturating the opulent wood and leather.

Movement. A ripple in the heavy air as the child, lain fully across a chaise long, awakens

“Mamon” he murmurs, “Mamon, where is my man? Where is Stilburn?”
“Here sir.” comes the voice of another, rich and dark as treacle.
“Stilburn, why must there be poor people in the world?”
“I know not sir”
“I saw a boy yesterday, at the markets. He barely had any adornments at all. And that creature he was carrying…that flat nosed monstrosity.”
“A pug sir. A particularly…chavvy breed of dog”
“Why did he carry it so? Surely he did not think it a companion?”
“I believe the boy was the son of one Jeremiah Corbyn, a local troublemaker of sorts. That family’s lot is low, and their tastes peculiar.”
“Surely a beast such as that cannot be of the same ilk as Cameron?”

The dog snaps to attention at his master’s voice, his muzzle shaped from generations of pure breed conditioning, his senses perfect, his intelligent supreme.

“The world is a strange place sir, full of communists and sodomites. You are fortunate indeed. Thanks to your father’s holdings you need never trouble yourself with such woes.”
“Quite so. Now Stilburn,” the child says as he reclines once more. “You may massage my feet.”
“Yes, young master Eight.”


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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Knoyleo » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:22 am

Incredible. :lol:

pjbetman wrote:That's the stupidest thing ive ever read on here i think.
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by The Watching Artist » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:48 am

Truly a post of the highest quality. :lol:

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Moggy » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:54 am

The Watching Artist wrote:Truly a post of the highest quality. :lol:


You say that but: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1 ... ched-wall/

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by The Watching Artist » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:56 am

Moggy wrote:
The Watching Artist wrote:Truly a post of the highest quality. :lol:


You say that but: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1 ... ched-wall/

:lol: Bravo

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by Green Gecko » Thu Oct 27, 2016 1:55 pm

How about we all have a cup of tea and stop calling each other banana splits and talking down the lower class.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Errkal » Thu Oct 27, 2016 1:57 pm

Green Gecko wrote:How about we all have a cup of tea and stop calling each other banana splits and talking down the lower class.


Cup, confirmed middle class. A proper working class man uses a mug! :P

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by Tafdolphin » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:00 pm

Green Gecko wrote:How about we all have a cup of tea and stop calling each other banana splits and talking down the lower class.


Is Knoyleo still on a warning? Is anyone intending to respond to my report?

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Green Gecko » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:00 pm

Clarification: I do indeed drink tea out of mugs. I am one with the proles.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Green Gecko » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:06 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:
Green Gecko wrote:How about we all have a cup of tea and stop calling each other banana splits and talking down the lower class.


Is Knoyleo still on a warning? Is anyone intending to respond to my report?

I can only delete the report from the records, there is no way to expunge a forum warning. It's just a flag that says bad, and what happened is more important.

But I don't expect it to be seriously considered in the future in the usual case of compounded infractions. It's obvious what has happened. The event has handled itself to equally silly extremes and voided itself.

The warning is moot. An impartial ear twisting would have sufficed. Eight should not have emotionally engaged. Knoy probably shouldn't use mean words.

The warning will remove itself after some arbitrary amount of time.

I don't think this needs to be discussed more in this topic.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Moggy » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:10 pm

Green Gecko wrote:An impartial ear twisting would have sufficed.


So the snooty "holier than thou" bourgeoisie mod team are now supporting physical punishment against the proles that dare speak out against them?

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Mini E » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:14 pm

Moggy wrote:
Green Gecko wrote:An impartial ear twisting would have sufficed.


So the snooty "holier than thou" bourgeoisie mod team are now supporting physical punishment against the proles that dare speak out against them?


What do you expect? They're all bloody commies.


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