The Great British Bake Off: A double entendre about a cock

PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please by KK » Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:43 pm

If Paul Hollywood and Merry Berry quit too they may as well just go ahead and announce the cancellation now.

A change of presenters and adverts will mean this is a completely different show. Their only hope is that they can keep hold of Hollywood and Berry and even then I think this move will fail.

Most of the appeal to it being on the BBC is that they have to use innuendos to get the rude stuff in. On Channel 4 they'll just be able to say "get your strawberry floating cakes ready you shitwanks" and the fun will be lost forever.

Preezy wrote:Most of the appeal to it being on the BBC is that they have to use innuendos to get the rude stuff in. On Channel 4 they'll just be able to say "get your strawberry floating cakes ready you shitwanks" and the fun will be lost forever.

Are you saying Mary might get her baps out while Paul fills her soggy bottom with his nuts?

Coming next year - Great British Bake Off hosted by Davina McCall and Johnny Vaughan.

PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please by KK » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:19 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Coming next year - Great British Bake Off hosted by Davina McCall and Johnny Vaughan.

With the cast of Benefits Street.

Apparently the production company are owned by BSkyB :roll:

Rog wrote:Apparently the production company are owned by BSkyB

Gary Neville and Alan Smith to be the new judges?

This is worse than Brexit.

PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please by KK » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:31 pm

More like breadixt.

Preezy wrote:Most of the appeal to it being on the BBC is that they have to use innuendos to get the rude stuff in. On Channel 4 they'll just be able to say "get your strawberry floating cakes ready you shitwanks" and the fun will be lost forever.

8 out of 10 Cats does Bakeoff then?

Hopefully Paul and Mary quit as well and it can remain on the BBC. :shifty:

Memento Mori wrote:
Preezy wrote:Most of the appeal to it being on the BBC is that they have to use innuendos to get the rude stuff in. On Channel 4 they'll just be able to say "get your strawberry floating cakes ready you shitwanks" and the fun will be lost forever.

8 out of 10 Cats does Bakeoff then?

"Hello, I'm Jimmy Carr, and welcome to the Great British Bake Off, the show with a soggier bottom than the first time Kim Kardashian twerked in front of Kanye West."

Drumstick wrote:Hopefully Paul and Mary quit as well and it can remain on the BBC.

Next year the BBC air the British Baking Competition, hosted by Mel and Sue, with Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry as judges. Obviously completely unrelated to the Great British Bake Off :shifty:

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This'll be like when Sports Interactive and Eidos split with Football/Championship Manager. So based on that gaming analogy the popular brand-named show will be dogshit.

Holy crap! (Crap being the operative word) Look at all the gooseberry fool Love Productions produces:

We've made award winning ground breaking hit formats including The Great British Bake Off, Junior Bake Off, Newlyweds, Famous Rich and Homeless, Tower Block of Commons, Young, Autistic & Stagestruck, The Baby Borrowers, Young Mums' Mansion and Naked; agenda setting documentaries - Make Bradford British, Benefits Street, Britain Then and Now, Goodbye Year Six, A Dad is Born, Underage and Having Sex, The Marchioness, 8 Boys And Wanting A Girl, Me and My Mum, Stairlift to Heaven, live entertainment shows - Cirque de Celebrité and popular singles and series - Britain's Youngest Grannies, Rock Stars Wives and Kids, and Britain's Youngest Boarders.

The vast majority of those read like stinkers, and even the hits which aren't Bake Off related I wouldn't watch if they paid me. (Exploitive garbage like Benefits Streets.) Jammy sods really got lucky with Bake Off. I look forward to them wasting the tens of millions they earn from it on straight to Channel 5/PickTV shite.

Don't know if anyone here has seen this doing the rounds but :lol:

Saint of Killers wrote:Holy crap! (Crap being the operative word) Look at all the gooseberry fool Love Productions produces:

We've made award winning ground breaking hit formats including The Great British Bake Off, Junior Bake Off, Newlyweds, Famous Rich and Homeless, Tower Block of Commons, Young, Autistic & Stagestruck, The Baby Borrowers, Young Mums' Mansion and Naked; agenda setting documentaries - Make Bradford British, Benefits Street, Britain Then and Now, Goodbye Year Six, A Dad is Born, Underage and Having Sex, The Marchioness, 8 Boys And Wanting A Girl, Me and My Mum, Stairlift to Heaven, live entertainment shows - Cirque de Celebrité and popular singles and series - Britain's Youngest Grannies, Rock Stars Wives and Kids, and Britain's Youngest Boarders.

The vast majority of those read like stinkers, and even the hits which aren't Bake Off related I wouldn't watch if they paid me. (Exploitive garbage like Benefits Streets.) Jammy sods really got lucky with Bake Off. I look forward to the wasting their tens of millions they earn from it on straight to Channel 5/PickTV shite.

Holy strawberry float 8-)

What a bunch of bullshit, you can just move the commas around and it reads like exactly the same wankery.

We've made award winning ground breaking hit formats including The Great British Bake Off, Junior Bake Off, Newlyweds, Famous and Rich, Homeless Tower Block, Common Young & Autistic, Stagestruck Baby Borrowers, Young Mums' Mansion and Naked; agenda setting documentaries - Make Bradford, British and Benefits, Street Britain Then and Now, Goodbye Year, Six and a Dad, Born Underage, Having Sex and the Marchioness, 8 Boys And Wanting, A Girl Me and My Mum, Stairlift to Heaven, live entertainment shows - Cirque de Celebrité and popular singles and series - Britain's Youngest, Grannies and Rock Stars, Wives Kids and Britain's Youngest Boarders.

Unbelievable.

Very good.

Six and a Dad. :lol:

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