Nuclear War!

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Rax** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 11:47 am

Now I dont feel bad about disappearing for the last 2 hours. :lol:

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Ironhide** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:09 pm

Sod it, I'll o next.

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Moggy** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:31 pm

Ironhide wrote:Sod it, I'll o next.

Ironhide hears the sirens and flees to his special bunker. Once inside he has a lovely nap and wakes up after all the bombs have fallen.

He looks around and is feeling somewhat peckish. All he can see is a mattress, a door and a referees whistle.

Do you:

1. Go back to bed
2. Exit the bunker through the door
3. Exit the bunker through the door and take the whistle with you
4. Blow the whistle

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Ironhide** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:39 pm

Option 3 sounds like the best option.

No idea what use the whistle will be mind.

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Moggy** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:44 pm

Ironhide wrote:Option 3 sounds like the best option.

No idea what use the whistle will be mind.

Ironhide grabs the whistle and heads for the door. He opens it and looks outside to see a vision of hell. People are strewn everywhere, buildings are in disrepair and filth lines the streets.

"Bloody hell!" Ironhide says "How the strawberry float did I end up in Hull?"

He continues down the closest street, being careful to avoid the survivors. As he walks he notices a bus stop, a Greggs and an alleyway.

Do you:

A) Wait for a bus
B. See if there is anything in Greggs
3: Head down the alleyway

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Ironhide** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:48 pm

I'm not hungry enough to ransack Greggs just yet, the alleyway it is.

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Moggy** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:55 pm

Ironhide wrote:I'm not hungry enough to ransack Greggs just yet, the alleyway it is.

Getting increasingly weak through hunger, Ironhide makes his way down the alleyway.

A loud explosion and a crashing noise is heard and he looks back to see that Greggs has been blown up. It looks like the work of the group known as the South Hull Independent Terrorists.

"A lucky escape!" Ironhide says smugly as he gets to the end of the alleyway and sees there is a market ahead of him.

And by market we mean a few stalls selling fake sports clothing and a burger van.

Do you:

A) Check out the stalls
B) Check out the burgers
(IV) Blow the whistle

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Ironhide** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:02 pm

I'll check out the stalls, maybe the fake sports clothing will help me blend in with the surviving locals.

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Moggy** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:10 pm

Ironhide wrote:I'll check out the stalls, maybe the fake sports clothing will help me blend in with the surviving locals.

Ironhide looks through the stalls.

"Oiii you banana split!" a market trader says "you gonna strawberry floatin' buy that gooseberry fool or what?"

"Oh excuse me sir!" Ironhide says "I was just browsing, I truly meant no offence"

"What a banana split!" the trader says "Oi Gaz, check out this posh banana split tryin' to nick me strawberry floating goods!"

"What a twat!" shouts Gaz

"Nobhead!" shouts Wayne

"Wanker" shouts Nike (Wayne's 5 year old daughter)

Ironhide backs away

Do you:

1. Run
3. Fight
2. Try and hide
6. Blow the whistle
9. Tell them you are a member of S.H.I.T

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Ironhide** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:17 pm

I suppose I should run away but maybe the whistle might distract the simple folk while I escape.

Blow my whistle, blow my whistle.

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Moggy** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:20 pm

Ironhide wrote:I suppose I should run away but maybe the whistle might distract the simple folk while I escape.

Ironhide blows the whistle and the crowd go wild!

"strawberry float me Gaz" Wayne says "It's like a strawberry floating 90s rave again"

"Wooo" Gaz shouts.

As the chavs go wild, Ironhide keeps blowing (Kenneth.jpg) and heads for the other side of the market. He notices a car with keys in the ignition.

Do you:

1. Keep blowing for the chavs
2. Steal the car and get the hell out of there

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Ironhide** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:25 pm

Keep blowing, this rave will be the best Hull has ever seen.

*big fish, little fish, cardboard box*

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Moggy** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:28 pm

Ironhide wrote:Keep blowing, this rave will be the best Hull has ever seen.

*big fish, little fish, cardboard box*

Ironhide blows and blows and blows until he just can't take anymore blowing of the Hull residents. He then notices he is surrounded by 90s rave loving Hull residents.

"Oii you prick!" says Darren
"strawberry floating banana split!" says Daz
"strawberry floating play you pansy twat" says Dazza
"strawberry float sake!" says Dazzzzz

They descend upon him and rip him to shreds. The good news is that we now know where the burger van was getting its meat from.

IRONHIDE IS DEAD! WHO IS NEXT (TOMORROW)?

PostRe: Nuclear War! by **Ironhide** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:31 pm

Arse!

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