The Donald has dropped da bomb and your nice house has melted. Oops, naughty Donald!
The good news is that you invested in a nice shelter before Donnie got so angry and took on your local council in a game of boom boom mushroom cloud. You survived, but have emerged into a apocalyptic hellscape (yes, you have been teleported to Yate).
Can you survive?
The rules are simple. Ask to play, I ask you questions, you answer, I see if you live or die.
One person at a time please and don't sign up if you are going to bugger off soon after!
Go!
Scores:
Falsey: Dead - did not make it out of the bunker.
Hexx: Dead - Made it to Tesco Express, missed out on the sex tape.
Kezzer: Dead - Made it to the church - died of God and Falsey poo.
MHTL: Dead - Death by dogger.
Staydead: Dead - Death by anal retentive rules.
Dblock: Dead - Killed by the second man on the moon.
Rax: Dead - Put to sleep by Lenny Henry.
Ironhide: Dead - Death by blowing many Hull chavs
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Falsey chills out in his top of the range bunker. He looks at the filthy mattress (oops Falsey did a messy) and the lovely brickwork and stares at the door that leads outside.
Do you want to leave the shelter or carry on chilling?
Falsey hesitates wondering where the drill noise was coming from while looking up at a bloody great hole in the ceiling. Maybe the Trump Company Nuclear Bomb has damaged his hearing?
Two figures drop in through the hole. One lands on the poo mattress and one lands on the poo in the corner.
Do you stay and chat or try and flee through the door?
