Official Scarlett Johansson Topic

KazemI wrote:Since this is a thread about a very very fine gal you kind of expect it, also its not too out of the ordinary to make comments like that

Okay, let me put it like this: would you use that language loudly in a public place when women and early teenagers were around?

(since theres most likely zero female posters in this thread it cant be seen as sexist)

1. Of course it's sexist. It doesn't matter whether female posters are present or not.
2. There are female posters on the forum. While they might not be offended by that sort of talk, it's not particularly respectful.

I doubt it would psychologically harm someones mind either...

No, I'm sure it won't, but that's not the point.

but go on, call me an idiot too, for sharing my opinion on how to make the forum a better place.

I never called anyone an idiot, and Mike only used that word because the person who made that post couldn't understand why there would be potential problems with what was earlier posted. While MCN might not particularly agree with the decision, at least he respects it and understands why it was made.

I'd **** her brains out, put my **** in her *****, until *** came out of every ******. And then make her **** it all **. And then I'd *** my **** all over her ****, until *** covered her from head to toe. And that'd just be ********.

Drunken_Master wrote:I'd **** her brains out, put my **** in her *****, until *** came out of every ******. And then make her **** it all **. And then I'd *** my **** all over her ****, until *** covered her from head to toe. And that'd just be foreplay.

BAN HIM...How dare you that word when kids & females are possibly present on the interwebs.

I give up. Post whatever gooseberry fool you like, folks. Evidently that's what you all want.

Sarge wrote:

Drunken_Master wrote:I'd **** her brains out, put my **** in her *****, until *** came out of every ******. And then make her **** it all **. And then I'd *** my **** all over her ****, until *** covered her from head to toe. And that'd just be foreplay.

BAN HIM...How dare you that word when kids & females are possibly present on the interwebs.

I've edited it now, apologies to Eighty and all the moral crusaders. It was unacceptable, and I have stepped over the line.

There's a pistol at my desk, I shall get my affairs in order, and then I'll go for a walk, perhaps I'll have a smoke, have a fine meal, and then do the honourable thing.

It's a far, far better thing that I do now, than I have ever done.

It was funny the first couple of times.

Hero of Canton wrote::fp:

I give up. Post whatever gooseberry fool you like, folks. Evidently that's what you all want.

Oh come on Hero, I was just trying to break the tension in the thread & bring the argument to a close.

Some people are taking things much too seriously.

Hero of Canton wrote:It was funny the first couple of times.

Don't recall doing that gag before. Anyway, to lighten up the topic somewhat, and to inject some much needed hilarity (i hope), I've made this.

Drunken_Master wrote:

Hero of Canton wrote:It was funny the first couple of times.

Don't recall doing that gag before.

It's the theme rather than the precise gag. The whole 'oh wait this is a family forum let's delete our posts before we get banned aren't we funny lol'. Done to death already.

Hero of Canton wrote:

Drunken_Master wrote:

Hero of Canton wrote:It was funny the first couple of times.

Don't recall doing that gag before.

It's the theme rather than the precise gag. The whole 'oh wait this is a family forum let's delete our posts before we get banned aren't we funny lol'. Done to death already.

Come again? I didn't delete any posts, or post anything banworthy.

Drunken_Master wrote:Come again?

Ban request: we've had enough posts about bodily fluids, thanks.

I didn't delete any posts, or post anything banworthy.

It wasn't your first post (which was a genuinely witty take on the sort of thing that's been recently done). But then the 'oh no I am teh banned, better edit post Mary Whitehours might see ROFLMAO' has been done to death.

Damn it, I've lost my mojo. No one has laughed at my Dane 'MCN' Bowers.

Fucksticks.

There's a pistol at my desk, I shall get my affairs in order, and then I'll go for a walk, perhaps I'll have a smoke, have a fine meal, and then do the honourable thing.

It's a far, far better thing that I do now, than I have ever done

For the record, I found it very funny. I'm just not in the best of moods at the moment.

Didnt she shag Benecio Del Toro in a hotel

KazemI wrote:i think Denster, Forest and MCNs recent posts were very funny and personally made my day a lot happier, i doubt anyone truly cares about there comments, and if you cant see the humour then thats the persons problem. Since this is a thread about a very very fine gal you kind of expect it, also its not too out of the ordinary to make comments like that (since theres most likely zero female posters in this thread it cant be seen as sexist) i doubt it would psychologically harm someones mind either... but go on, call me an idiot too, for sharing my opinion on how to make the forum a better place.

You think that such stuff makes the forum a better place? Then you are indeed an idiot. Because your opinion's idiotic. If you want a forum where everyone acts like overly crude molluscs who've been brought up by inbred Jeremy Kyle rejects, please feel free to piss off to GameFAQs.

As for "it can' t be seen as sexist", I suppose if there were no black people around, you could start with the fried chicken jokes and it wouldn't be racist, yeah? One of the most ridiculous things I've ever read. And I've read stuff from the "envelope pushing, ban-skirting, ooooh aren't we cool?!" brigade for years, so bloody hell, you must be good.

And since you guys can't be relied on to act as anything better than 5 year olds in this topic, this is now permanently locked. Sorry, DrPepperMan - it's not your fault, fella.

To reiterate common bloody sense: the pics in here are fine. The comments about how fine she is are... er... fine. The detailed accounts about exactly how you'd bang her are most certainly not. If you do the same thing in other threads I see, I'll delete the posts or lock the topic immediately. You'll have to decide amongst yourselves whether you want to continue to post like idiots, or stop doing it and continue to see pretty pics.

If anyone thinks that other topics are breaking the same kind of guidelines, then please feel free to grass it up to a mod. We can't read every post in every topic, so "you inconsistent bastards" is not an excuse for taking the piss.

Molluscs I have no idea what that means but the next time my Mum phones me I'm gonna call her that.

Neo Cortex wrote:Didnt she shag Benecio Del Toro in a hotel

In a hotel?

Blood and sand, what a dirty girl.