Official Scarlett Johansson Topic

MCN wrote:But I'd been writing that in my head since last night. Maybe I should just go into writing erotica and get it over with.

You and Cyburn should go into business together.

Is that clean enough eighthours?

Or how about:
My word that young scarlet is a bewitching creature. Why if i had the nerve id ask her to come with me for a soda pop and we could hold hands and talk about our hopes and dreams. Then maybe she'd let me bum her in the gob!

Eighthours wrote:

Forest wrote:

Eighthours wrote:Topic cleaned up (don't. Just... don't ) and unlocked. Please don't overstep the boundaries of common sense. I don't particularly want to read any more vivid descriptions from MCN, Forest or Denny about just how they're going to pound young Miss Johansson, for example. Keep it clean.

Totally serious question, right. If that type of language bothers you, surely you can just choose not read it?

Yes. But more importantly, people could choose to just not post it on a forum that has rules about content. You follow? It's only common sense, it's not really very difficult, you know.

You are ridiculously condescending and patronising. Not a complaint, just a mere observation.



Scarlett has what is the very definition of perfect DSL. Just look at them. Look!

Johnny Blaze wrote:I found MCN's post to be very embarrassing to read, I couldn't tell if he put it there for satire or he actually thought it was a good piece of writing.

Other than that I do like this topic.

It came from the heart. And my penis.

My eyes weren't on her lips...

We cant post slightly amusing comments now. Jesus! There far worse said on here than what ive put. Allright MCN was very graphic but he probably hasn't had sex for a long time. Cmon. How many little kids even know about this place let alone browse here. Im an adult don't protect me.

Denster wrote:We cant post slightly amusing comments now. Jesus! There far worse said on here than what ive put. Allright MCN was very graphic but he probably hasn't had sex for a long time. Cmon. How many little kids even know about this place let alone browse here. Im an adult don't protect me.

Since March.

oops musta pasted wrong pic..

Igor wrote:

Eighthours wrote:

Forest wrote:

Eighthours wrote:Topic cleaned up (don't. Just... don't ) and unlocked. Please don't overstep the boundaries of common sense. I don't particularly want to read any more vivid descriptions from MCN, Forest or Denny about just how they're going to pound young Miss Johansson, for example. Keep it clean.

Totally serious question, right. If that type of language bothers you, surely you can just choose not read it?

Yes. But more importantly, people could choose to just not post it on a forum that has rules about content. You follow? It's only common sense, it's not really very difficult, you know.

You are ridiculously condescending and patronising.

He deserved it, the idiot.

Okay lads, keep on topic. No need to for the topic to be locked again please.

That's not very nice of you, Eighty.

Also, why is the Threesome thread allowed to go unabated?

MCN wrote:That's not very nice of you, Eighty.

Also, why is the Threesome thread allowed to go unabated?

I haven't seen any graphic descriptions of the nasty in that thread.

MCN wrote:That's not very nice of you, Eighty.

Also, why is the Threesome thread allowed to go unabated?

Dunno, maybe cos its just posts about who we want a threesome with and now what we are going to do with them?

Dr. Ian Malcolm wrote:

MCN wrote:That's not very nice of you, Eighty.

Also, why is the Threesome thread allowed to go unabated?

I haven't seen any graphic descriptions of the nasty in that thread.

Admit it, it made you horny, didn't it?

because i havent been in there yet!

MCN wrote:

Dr. Ian Malcolm wrote:

MCN wrote:That's not very nice of you, Eighty.

Also, why is the Threesome thread allowed to go unabated?

I haven't seen any graphic descriptions of the nasty in that thread.

Admit it, it made you horny, didn't it?

It was tl;dr.

It's not that, it's that some of the stuff got a little excessive.

After all, we do want to attract new members, and I'm not sure a lot of newcomers would be too enamoured with reading posts about ejaculate dripping out of nostrils and such.

Depends on the newcomer. Denster and I could have opened up a whole new audience for the site, but you had to go and ruin it.

Yeah and i never said anything about spuffing in her nose.

Thats just tacky!