Omegle: Post your chats.

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Stranger: naber
You: hola from sunny brazil!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: girl?
You: how many fingers do you have?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: =)
Stranger: are you girl?
You: maybe I am, are you a boy?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you girl?
You: oh my god theres a ghost in my room!
You: its michael jackson
Stranger: strawberry float
You: hes trying to rape me
Stranger: are u girl
You: yes im a girl in need of a good raping
You: can you be that man?
Stranger: yeah
You: go on then rapist
You: do it
Stranger: is it your fantasy
You: yeh I love getting raped by all kinds of people
You: black, white, yellow (simpsons)
Stranger: funny
Stranger: have you msn
You: me no have msn
You: have you carrot?
Stranger: no
Stranger: facebook?
You: no facebook. you have mildew?
Stranger: orospu
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm really bored lol so say something intresting
You: How do I tell my wife I have cancer?
Stranger: um.....
You: I don't, but I'll be damned if I'm spending the rest of my life with that bitch
Stranger: break it to her gently?
Stranger: then dump her lol (nicely)
You: It was an arranged marriage, I can't just "dump her" it would dishonour my family
Stranger: r u indian?
Stranger: run away
Stranger: and dont look bk
You: No, I'm from Djibouti
Stranger: ok kl
You: I can't run away, I'm severely disabled
Stranger: sorry u sound like ur lifes a mess :s
Stranger: get someone to push ur wheelchair
You: Will you do it for me?
You: I'll pay for your flight
Stranger: how u get so disabled ..? skiing accident?
Stranger: awww i'll come to drgjiyrt5kldhbu
You: We don't have ski slopes in Djibouti, I was born with Spina bifida
Stranger: do u want to comit suiside
Stranger: i do
You: I don't want to kill myself, I've got so much to live for. Like you... we could elope together
Stranger: great
Stranger: yay
Stranger: woop woop
Stranger: how old r u
You: I'm 42. I'm a very considerate lover.
Stranger: ok kl
Stranger: i'm 21
You: Excellent. What's you're address, I'll book your flight at once!
Stranger: i live in london
You: Specifically
Stranger: 24 woodland road
Stranger: i live with mi boifrend
Stranger: he might wonder wher i'm goin
You: I see, plans will be made to deal with him
Stranger: yes culd u get somebody to dispose of him, as in kidnap
You: That can be arranged.
You: gooseberry fool, my wife just got home I have to go. The tickets will arrive within the next few days with details on how to find me.
You: Please come, she beats me.
You: Not in a good way.
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Nathanbrains wrote:Didn't really go as I'd expected. It rarely does.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm really bored lol so say something intresting
You: How do I tell my wife I have cancer?
Stranger: um.....
You: I don't, but I'll be damned if I'm spending the rest of my life with that *****
Stranger: break it to her gently?
Stranger: then dump her lol (nicely)
You: It was an arranged marriage, I can't just "dump her" it would dishonour my family
Stranger: r u indian?
Stranger: run away
Stranger: and dont look bk
You: No, I'm from Djibouti
Stranger: ok kl
You: I can't run away, I'm severely disabled
Stranger: sorry u sound like ur lifes a mess :s
Stranger: get someone to push ur wheelchair
You: Will you do it for me?
You: I'll pay for your flight
Stranger: how u get so disabled ..? skiing accident?
Stranger: awww i'll come to drgjiyrt5kldhbu
You: We don't have ski slopes in Djibouti, I was born with Spina bifida
Stranger: do u want to comit suiside
Stranger: i do
You: I don't want to kill myself, I've got so much to live for. Like you... we could elope together
Stranger: great
Stranger: yay
Stranger: woop woop
Stranger: how old r u
You: I'm 42. I'm a very considerate lover.
Stranger: ok kl
Stranger: i'm 21
You: Excellent. What's you're address, I'll book your flight at once!
Stranger: i live in london
You: Specifically
Stranger: 24 woodland road
Stranger: i live with mi boifrend
Stranger: he might wonder wher i'm goin
You: I see, plans will be made to deal with him
Stranger: yes culd u get somebody to dispose of him, as in kidnap
You: That can be arranged.
You: ****, my wife just got home I have to go. The tickets will arrive within the next few days with details on how to find me.
You: Please come, she beats me.
You: Not in a good way.
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Stranger: hi
You: Heya
You: Where are you from mate?
Stranger: california
Stranger: u?
You: ooh cool, I'm from Scotland.
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: do u play sackpipes
You: bagpipes*
Stranger: oh sorry

Stranger: hihi
You: Hi
Stranger: from ?
You: the future
You: I have come back to warn you
You: about the machines
You: turn off your computer now, before it's too late
You: oh god, it's going to get you
You: DO IT NOW!
Stranger: wath the hell
You: Oh no, it's too late
You: Damn you, internet!
Stranger: :S:S:S
Stranger: mongol
You: British actually

Ario wrote:The last Omegle thread was awesome.

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Stranger: first
You: Second
Stranger: My mama always told me not to talk tah strangers, what's your name?
You: Mr Sakimoto
Stranger: Nice tah meet you. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. And now we ain't strangers no more
You: Is life really like a box of chocolates?
Stranger: Yep.
Stranger: Ya never know...whatcha gonna git
Stranger: Speakin of food
Stranger: My old friend Bubba always used to say that shrimp was like the fruit of the sea
Stranger: You can fry em, sautee em, stir-fry, boil
Stranger: shrimp ka-bobs, shrimp burgers, shrimp cocktails, shrimp sandwhich
Stranger: that's about all really...
You: What about those with descriptions of each chocolate, you know what your getting then.
Stranger: well that's just no fun
Stranger: I mean, if I had known I'da lost a friend in the army, I'da never joined and gotten real good at ping-pong and gone to china to play
Stranger: So Mr Sakimoto, where are you from?
You: Osaka, Japan
You: I am a skilled ninja warrior
Stranger: That's real nifty
Stranger: I'm from Greensboro, Alabama, USA
Stranger: I was in Vietnam, and it seemed like a lot of those people were ninjas
Stranger: especially this one fella charley
Stranger: Everyone was lookin for him
Stranger: I never found out why
You: Ah yes, That was fun time for ninja warrior.
Stranger: I didn't like them much, they killed my buddy Bubba, and blew of Lieutenant Dan's legs off
You: *shuriken strike*
Stranger: he was real sad for a while
Stranger: Owww, now I'm bleeding *runs away*
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: f-m?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: of course m
Stranger: and a horny m
You: Nice
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Always, bit of a nymph, me
Stranger: wanna see me on cam naked?
You: Hell yeah
Stranger: what is your msn?
You: (friends email)
You: add me soon
Stranger: i added
Stranger: are you online?
You: Logging in now
You: How old r u?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: u?
You: omg, same :O
You: Sorry, msn is acting up will keep trying
Stranger: ok
You: Would you like to massage my breasts? They've been a bit sore lately
Stranger: reallyy....ohhh
Stranger: of course..
You: *passes you some oil*
You: You could maybe rub my penis a bit too it's hard and throbbing from the thought of your hands all over my man-boobs
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You: WELL HOWDY THERE STRAYYYYYYYYYYNGER!!!!!!
Stranger: Howdy!
You: DARN TOOTIN' STRAYYYYYYYYYYNGER!!!!!
You: LET'S SEE IF YOUR SHOOTIN'S AS FANCY AS YOUR DAYYYYNCIN'!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *PEW PEW PEW*
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Stranger: Hallo
You: SUP
Stranger: Where are you from??
You: Scotland
You: you?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Slovakia
You: I powerbombed your baby brother through my balls
Stranger: Hm
Stranger: All nscotland people are so stupid??
You: whaaat?
You: wait
You: he's got both shoulders down
You: going for the pin
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: NEW CHAMPION
You: *theme music plays*
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You: hello
Stranger: hia
Stranger:
Stranger: how is life
Stranger: ?
You: do u wear hats?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: do u like apples?
You: yes, where i live we grow the largest apples in the world, they call them bananas
Stranger: omg r u that guy from uk
Stranger: monkey apple banana thing?
You: yes
Stranger: this website scares me
Stranger: !
You: haha
Stranger: and the cookie monster!
Stranger: irs weird
You: i loove the cookie monter
Stranger: great
You: have u ever made love to a man?
Stranger: yes i have not!
You: do u want to?
You: i have pictures and everything
You: we could even play the game of risk
Stranger: im gonna go
You: to play risk?
Stranger: no lolo
You: is your name eighthours?
Stranger: eat some doughnuts
You: hmm well make sure your write that novel too
Stranger: r u touching yourself?
Stranger: omg u r that same guy!
You: i am touching my finger with my toe
Stranger: like yesterday i was talking to you
You: wow that is so weird
You: yesterday i was talking with jasper
You: from the simpsons
You: hes old u know
Stranger: rly :O
Stranger: nice
Stranger: stewy
Stranger: from family guy
Stranger: was here
Stranger: we drank ber
You: was he? did u touch him?
Stranger: beer
Stranger: and one thing lead to another
You: ive touched him
Stranger: and before u know it
You: skin back?
Stranger: we were playing onopoly!
Stranger: monopoly
You: onopoly? u sicken me
Stranger: the chicken was nice too!
Stranger: especially the tail
You: the tail? ahhh dude sick sick
You: was it furry
Stranger: no man
Stranger: all coocked!
Stranger: but them
Stranger: my fridge
Stranger: turned out to be megatron
Stranger: it looks like a spaceship
Stranger: its nice and cold too
You: ahh i remember when that happened to me, went for an icecream, came out with a fur burger
Stranger: yep
Stranger: it happens
Stranger: and then the moon fell
Stranger: from the sky
Stranger: i as like aaaawww!
Stranger: was
You: this is stupid, quite frankly if the mooon fell from the sky you would be the last person it would talk to. you are not german. or michael jackson.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i lied!
Stranger: but u still love me right?
You: as long as u scratch this itch
Stranger: how about a compliment. you smell nice
You: thanku, my ducks are mingling with the geese in the kitchens thiswill not
You: nd go
You: good when the
You: cat comes in
Stranger: yh my cat, rover, eats doughnuts
Stranger: its scare
Stranger: scary
You: well ive got to go kill my son, he raped a baby tand now i must eat him
You: farewell mr eighthours
Stranger: you too phil
You: dr phil to u
Stranger: right back at ya
Stranger: bye bye my microsoft mouse
Stranger: ill miss you
You: I wont miss you

You: hi
Stranger: hi there
You: do you have a cat?
Stranger: not really
You: i got a new one recently, it's called Cun
Stranger: you do?
You: Cun T'Lad
You: he's from yorkshire
Stranger: oh nice~!!!
You: i hate him
Stranger: hate?
Stranger: for what?
Stranger: it seems he looks really nice~
You: he never puts my dvds back in the case, he just leaves them on top of the player...facing down!
Stranger: oh~
You: we'll be friends someday, hes just not as good as my old cat, Muddles
Stranger: you have 2 cats ~!!
You: Muddles had a purple pillow and loved every minute of every day...except most of the time she went mental and scrapped stuff
You: i have one cat, Cun T'Lad replaced Muddles when he croaked it
You: he ate a poisoned frog you see
Stranger: oh.........
You: at first i thought he was doing a new dance, but he was having a cat-fit
Stranger: sorry to hear that
You: thanks for your concern
Stranger: u welcome
Stranger: well,,you have pic of him??
You: Muddles or Cun T'Lad?
Stranger: im wondering how he look like
Stranger: anyone
You: i dont have a camera
Stranger: well,,tahts all right: )
You: ill ask Cun now actually...
You: ...hes watching TV, and when I asked if I could take his picture he ignored me and turned the volume up...rude
Stranger: hahaahahahah
Stranger: what a cute!!!
You: im thinking of punching him
You: just in the leg
You: not the cat-face
Stranger: it would be the cutest cat ive ever seen!!!
You: after ive punched him?
You: WHAM!
You: POW! Right in the whiskers!
Stranger: hahaaa
You: hes got a knife! Cun T'lad is now brandishing a knife!
Stranger: i really wanna see him`^^
You: you dont want to see him now...ive just kicked him over the couch
Stranger: he must be NICE!!
You: ill peer over the top to see what the 411 is
You: *peers*
You: yep, hes dead
You: time for another trip to the cat shop
You: nice talking to you, bye!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: have fun with hime: )

Stranger: dont be boring
You: herro
You: what an opening gambit
Stranger: ha yeah i knoe
You: gambit from x-men
Stranger: i dont really know wat that is
Stranger: *who
You: x-men?
Stranger: yeah i know that but not gambit
You: gambit wears a sombrero and eats bananas...his catchphrase is "percentage of her scentage"
You: he loves to smell the ladies
Stranger: ooo do u?
You: sniff sniff snifferoo!
Stranger: haha
You: i do not
You: my nose is permanently blocked
Stranger: aw that stinks
You: i stuffed some gorbackas up there, know what they are?
You: stinks? you mockin me sonny gof?
Stranger: hahah sorry i didnt even realize that!
You: mmm, my neighbours are having a bbq, smells delicious
Stranger: lol alright i bet!! so r u from the US?
You: no, england
Stranger: ohh thats cool
You: US is for idiots and non-idiots
Stranger: ha explains y im here
You: which are you?
Stranger: idk wat do uuu think i am
You: that depends, do you play basketball?
You: people who play basketball are rubbish at battleships
You: FACTO
Stranger: *cough* *cough* not for my life
Stranger: i can play battleship tho?
You: you cant
You: are you religious?
Stranger: ...i guess so but im not the best ha
You: god aint real
Stranger: tsk tsk
You: but ill allow you to believe in the idea of god as an idea, an unknown force in the universe binding matter and anti-matter together
You: but he aint a beardy man
Stranger: yeah. he could shave
You: i preferred his son anyway, Jesus
Stranger: yah haha
You: nice simple message, "just treat others like you want to be treated, diggity"
Stranger: haah u seem very serious
You: "anyone want some fish and bread? theres shitloads to go around"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i take it back
You: "water? i can walk over it and also turn it into wine, sucka"
You: nails through the hands, that must have hurt
Stranger: alright. now ur pushin it
You: "vinegar? yucky, i want some water to drink, i promise i wont turn it into wine"
You: "crown of thorns? id rather have no crown at all!"
Stranger: urr really pushin it now
You: "i love lepers, cant get enough of em"