Omegle: Post your chats.

This one's a great example of that: http://xkcd.com/personal/permalinked/12 ... 760xd1.jpg

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: DON'T HANG UP ON ME!
Stranger: okay.
You: DON'T YOU HANG UP ON ME!
You: OKAY?
You: people keep disconnecting!!!!
Stranger: okay D:
Stranger: are they disconnecting because your a...rapist?
You: so how are you today?
Stranger: i'm okay. my head smells like cat pee. i got a perm :/
You: omg ur a wimminz?
Stranger: no. i got an upper thigh perm. totally male man.
You: oh cool, i do that sometimes
Stranger: yum.
You: so why does your head smell like cat pee? did a cat pee on your head?
Stranger: actually its a very embarassing issue. my urine is, well, half cat.
You: lol
Stranger: hehe.
You: what a strange condition
You: have you had a CAT scan?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: well, i would, but my whole genital area has the mind of a feline, im scared i would dry hump the machine
You: oh dear lord
Stranger: yes. some may call it, a PUSSY
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about![/i]
Stranger: have you any experience in tax evasion or money laundering?
You: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
You: i meant to click save convo
You: but i clicked next
Stranger: have you any experience in tax evasion or money laundering?
You: yes, a little
You: i left a fiver in my pants when i put them in the wash last week
Stranger: Would you care to share this information?
You: well its a bad idea, dont do it
Stranger: i bid you good day sir
Stranger: its a pitty you could have made millions
Stranger: hah
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy asl?
You: that's boring, please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy asl?
You: 21 f
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: 19 m california =)
You: oh awesome, where in cali?
Stranger: Nor*Cal
Stranger: why
You: i'm in LA
You: we could meet up and have sex!!!!
Stranger: haha
You: jk lol
Stranger: lol
You: sup?
Stranger: nuthin
Stranger: i dont even know what u look like
Stranger: do u have a pic?
You: i do, but im naked and you are too young to see
Stranger: aww
You: whatcha doin?
Stranger: nuthin being gay n gooseberry fool
You: is there a cock up your ass right now?
Stranger: lol no
Stranger: i was kidding
You: o i c
You: i love lezzing up
Stranger: do u have a pic?
You: i do, but im naked and you are too young to see
Stranger: ur a guy
Stranger: i know it
You: you caught me!!
You: i do love lezzing up though
You: that part wasn't a lie
Stranger: cool
You: so do you wanna meet up and strawberry float or what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I thought the first stranger was quite witty though

I had a proper chat with some 15 year old gay kid who said he had broken up with his boyfriend. I talked to him about getting the strawberry float out of Tennessee because they're all homophobic bastards - including his parents - and to get to college somewhere else. He said he could run the 40' in 4.5 seconds and wanted to get a sports scholarship.. discussed sexuality and how different somewhere like Brighton is for that. Very interesting!

Sorry I suppose you're not supposed to have serious conversations on that site.

Was kinda weird giving advice to a random kid in the states.. he even said thank you.

I've had serious convos on there I'm still Facebook friends with a really fit Indian girl I met on there Not spoken to her since the month I met her though

Platonic Internet relationships are pretty interesting when you consider that most of the people you meet in real life are only your friends because you met them as the result of a random otherwise inconsequential chain of events. That's why I have almost as much respect for anybody that I meet online.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Heyhey
You: fancy a bum?
Stranger: naaaaaaah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: m or f?
You: which do you prefer?
Stranger: lol
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Heres my first one that wasnt someone trying to sex me up.

Stranger: Hello
You: Yo
Stranger: O pls be normal...
You: Ill try
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lmao

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: morning
Stranger: where are you from?
You: the uk, yourself?
Stranger: Korea.
You: ah, nice
You: so, what do you do?
Stranger: ..oh...
Stranger: Computer haha
You: DOES NOT COMPUTE
You: DOES NOT COMPUTE
Stranger: What???
You: DOES NOT COMPUTE
Stranger: I do not speak english well
You: you're doing fine
You: comment cava?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ??
You: sweet
You: so, this is going pretty well, don't you think?
You: we're making bonds that resemble the most brilliant of bridges
Stranger: What???
You: i can feel our souls cruising parallel on the highway of life
You: you know what i mean, don't you?
You: you feel it/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: 明言?
You: the future belongs to those who prepare for it today
Stranger: oh~
You: take those words in great heed my friend, they will benefit you greatly
You: i've gotta go man. safety

Rubbish.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Alexandria?
You: Final Fantasy IX?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: male or female?
You: Male
Your conversational partner has disconnected?

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey... 24 m France... you?
You: I'm a dude.
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I started with the coca cola line. Then it went wierd.

You: i just accidently a coca cola
You: is this bad?
Stranger: GANDALF
Stranger: stop to drink coca cola !
Stranger: Pepsi is more healthy for you
You: i just accidently a pepsi
Stranger: right
Stranger: i will ask to Froddo
You: then pepsi said "is that shirley?"
You: but pepsi isn't all that
You: and she was like "NO WAY"
You: and I was like "I don't know, it's never happened to me before"
You: so the top popped off
You: true story
Stranger: wow
Stranger: maybe if you take some drugs before
You: i know a gaddalf, he likes surfing
Stranger: that will change cow's colors
You: are we talking about the same one?
Stranger: like that poop color
Stranger: yeah
You: no way
Stranger: Gandalf Von Potter ?
You: from Portishead?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: son of Prof COCK ?
You: what a dick
Stranger: inventor of dickadex ?
You: said the prof
You: and uses the dickadialphone to call home
Stranger: home ? what is home ? bitchhole ?
You: wat is phone?
You: anyhoo, must dash, I've a shower catch

Pacman wrote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about![/i]
Stranger: have you any experience in tax evasion or money laundering?
You: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
You: i meant to click save convo
You: but i clicked next
Stranger: have you any experience in tax evasion or money laundering?
You: yes, a little
You: i left a fiver in my pants when i put them in the wash last week
Stranger: Would you care to share this information?
You: well its a bad idea, dont do it
Stranger: i bid you good day sir
Stranger: its a pitty you could have made millions
Stranger: hah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Must admit I did laugh

Sounds like you got paired up with someone on the forum.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey horny male herer sorry
You: wow! i'm a horny female!
You: i'm literally throthing at the gash
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ya right
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/f/cali
You: u?
Stranger: ha 22 mvegas
You: oh man
Stranger: do you have yahoo messenger?
You: vegas is hot!
You: nah
You: do u cyber?
Stranger: you should get it so we can cyber
You: we can cyber here
You: i wana taster first big boi
You: i used to use msn but no 1 gos on it ne more
Stranger: you want my hard cock inside you?
You: fuk yes
Stranger: its on yahoo. lol
Stranger: sorry im just jk i have a cam so do it if you can
You: i slowly unbutton my floral blowse in da hot sun
You: showin you my large, supple tits
Stranger: get yahoo there are a lot of guys pretending to be girls on here its creepy
You: i say "forget about yahoo" and undo your belt, unzipping your fly to reveal you quivering hard cock
Stranger: dont you want to see it?
You: i start shaking it like a maracca, and dancing to the beat
You: you start screaming, but i'm going for it
You: strawberry float your dick, i just wanna dance
Stranger: ha
You: i pull my dick out and ask you to do the same
You: dance with me baby!
Stranger: ewwww
You: we dance in the moonlight, there are horses watching
You: they start to dance, with their large horse cocks
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What the strawberry float

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: PEMT HEADSHOT :noel:
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