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You: sup baby
Stranger: greetings stranger
You: are you from mordor?
Stranger: doth be wandering these unkind lands
Stranger: yes
You: yey
Stranger: i am Ruldarin, prince of mirkwood and lor dof the woodland realm
You: its sad, i now fiteth 2 yak skins, when previously twas only 1
Stranger: lord*
You: and I am Leyodin
You: son of Morilan
You: horseman of the east
Stranger: its an honour to meet you fellow brother
You: and you fair knight
You: how doth your travels find you?
Stranger: weary, my elven brother. my sword trusts me well although the orcs of the west stare upon my footsteps
You: I am sorely vexxed kind sir, this internet is truly the works of the wickedness that resides in mens hearts
Stranger: truly sire
Stranger: is ti some orc trickery?
Stranger: it*
You: perhaps, although it has been told by the ancients that it is the work of the green witch from beyond the ruins of Algaroth
Stranger: ahh, i have heard many a tale
Stranger: it is in these harsh times that those who grow strong falter in war
You: my axe has my back, I fear neither death nor war
Stranger: those are the words or a true king
Stranger: why have i not heard your name before Leyodin, son of Morilan?
You: in war I become at peace, as the great god-kings or Rormarok once were, so shall I be
You: my name is only whispered on the wind
You: but i have heard of your name, pray tell, where do ye hail from this morn brother?
Stranger: why, the woods of Mirkwood. although the horsemen of the east would not wander to such foreign lands
Stranger: it has been a while since we have seen a son of the horsekind in our lands
You: this is true brother
You: my kindred brother Nozaroth ventured your way not 3 full moons ago, he has yet to return
Stranger: Nozaroth? we have heard of his travels, but they were not to come by our woods
You: is this true? perhaps he survived his travels to the cursed north then, across the sea of flames and thunder
You: I pray to the gods that he is still of this realm
Stranger: the wood elves prayers are with your kindred
You: so tell me Ruldarin, Prince of Mirkwood, what weapons do you carry on acrosss your noble shoulders?
Stranger: my sword, of which my father gave unto me.
Stranger: made from the finest dwarven mithril
You: truly it is a glorious length of steel, the runic engravings are enchanted are they not?
Stranger: they were enchanted before the battle of Elsceraton Orzitith
Stranger: a mighty cave troll knocked my down
Stranger: broke my helm
You: I have heard tales of this battle, my elders spoke of the thunder to the west
Stranger: many a day of thunder and lightning fell upon the feilds
You: as a humble horseman I simply carry my entrusted battle axe, and the 2 blades borne from the fiery river that flows near birth village
You: truly they have served me well
You: i have slain many an orc, and thrice against the evil witches of the southern fields of Monalith
Stranger: forgive me
Stranger: these evil witches
Stranger: what were their names kind traveller
You: I did not have time to ask their names brother, for they felt the heat of my steel from a distance
You: but my travelling party were certain they were from the Nazaroth ruins
You: yet this I cannot confirm
You: forgive me sire
Stranger: the Nazaroth ruins
Stranger: but those lands are forsaken!
Stranger: surely the gods have cursed you
You: as I had said brother, I fear not death nor war
You: after my birth village was destroyed by the unspeakable evil that lies in the midst of our land, I vowed to stop at nothing to avenge my house
Stranger: my brother, dear brother, i pray to Ozminas that some day my bow may be as venturous as your axe
You: I speak of the House of Morilan, have you heard of our plight?
Stranger: Morilan the Merciful?
You: nay, you speaketh of my cursed uncle
You: he appears merciful, but the wickedness in his heart knows no bounds
You: truly he is tainted by the black spirits
Stranger: I knew your uncle once
You: I have carried my familys burden across my back, truly the weight is hard to bear
Stranger: i have seen many ages, many wars, many brave men, but none as courageous and unfearful as dear Morilan
You: you know only of his former self, for the horrors of war twisted him into a shell of a man
You: truly he is tainted, I speaketh the truth sire
You: perhaps redemption lies in the afterlife for him
Stranger: this cannot be true unless my worst fears have attainted their promise
You: I fear my own soul has become riddled with horror and vengeance, I must avenge my familys house to atone for my sins
You: how old art thou sire?
You: when did you enter this weary realm?
Stranger: being an elf, i am immortal
Stranger: i have seen 2 ages
You: truly i am impressed with your longevity
You: my mortal wings have few feathers left I fear
You: the ravages of war have taken their toll
Stranger: do not speak of untimely fates
Stranger: for your time is not yet upon us
You: thankyou kind elf, you truly are a noble man
Stranger: and you brave horseman of the east
You: I fear my nobility will matter not when I avenge the fallen
You: I look for a wench, not unlike a nordic woman
You: she is large of chest but cunning of mind
You: I have been told she can take me to the caves of Lorinthiya and lead me to its heart
You: pray tell have you heard of this wench?
Stranger: this wench i have not
Stranger: the Wise of my kin do not mind for the myths of foreign races
You: fairly well
Stranger: well, not
Stranger: the Wise ar a foolish band
Stranger: are*
Stranger: they do not know everything
Stranger: i have seen more than they have seen
You: truly
Stranger: although they think i have not
You: yet surely wisdom should be treated with respect sire
Stranger: not with these
You: the elders of my village once told me you cannot unlearn what ye have learned
Stranger: i fear slowly their minds are being corrupted with tales that should not be known
Stranger: shadows that darken the lightest of places
You: truly this must be vexxing
Stranger: vexxing indeed
Stranger: yet
Stranger: foolish
You: ah yes, it seems the only destiny one can affect is your own
You: have you any loot to trade with me? my supplies are low but my money is good
Stranger: i have only rupees from the village of Kakariko
Stranger: and 14 gold pieces
You: it would seem your supplies are lower than mine
You: here, take this yak meat
You: it will serve you well on your travels
Stranger: it is sturdy, but the spices are of a strange scent
Stranger: it gives me an angelic state of mind
You: they have come from across the oceans of the west
You: from the men of darkened skin no less
Stranger: the west
Stranger: the lands are light
Stranger: the skin is dark
You: whilst they are not to be trusted, they truly are masters of their own destinys
You: the odds must have been against us to meet in this way brother, truly the mountain gods have our backs
Stranger: the eye of the great sun eagle have pointed the stars inline
You: to which god do you pray to?
Stranger: the Ozminas
Stranger: which god has your prayers?
You: the four winds, I feel them with me always
You: I rarely pray these dark days, my prayers seem to go unanswered
Stranger: this we have in common
Stranger: my God is faltering in prescence
You: truly you are not foresaken, there is salvation within
You: if you seek it brother, you shall find it
Stranger: the Lord must be forsaken
Stranger: and thou must be aswell
Stranger: god of the four winds
Stranger: salvation is a dangeroud word friend
You: I find my salvation on the blade of my axe
Stranger: dangerous*
Stranger: there is not much salvation left in this middle of earths
Stranger: it is true though
Stranger: salvation must be entrusted into the blades of our forefathers
You: forgive me sire, but I must leave you where you stand, the yak meat from this morn is playing tricks on my bowels
You: truly it has been an honour to converse with you
Stranger: as with you
Stranger: my friend
You: I shall tell stories of you friend
Stranger: Leyodin
Stranger: the tale of you travels will echo in the halls of Mirkwood
Stranger: and the Woodland Realm
You: Ruldarin, your enemies will know of you before you ever meet them
You: I shall pray for your salvation brother
Stranger: may the wind be on your back, and the sun in your face
Stranger: you are a great warrior
You: fare thee well sire
Stranger: it is a true honour to have been in your honour
Stranger: farewell, my warrior brother
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You: The world has gone 'upgrade' crazy
Stranger: I know
Stranger: It sucks
You: It really does
You: Can't get anything with what it's supposed to without paying through the nose for it
Stranger: It's true
Stranger: unfortunately
Stranger: This world is.. Useless. Wanna move to mars with me=?
You: Yeah, sure.
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: You got a spacerocket?
You: So long as you don't charge me extra for headphones on the trip over
You: Not to hand, no
Stranger: Wanna steal one?
You: We should ask NASA
Stranger: Ask?
Stranger: They'll never give
Stranger: Let's steal it
You: Stealing's just as good
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Do you know where they have one?
You: America?
Stranger: Most likely
Stranger: Will they execute us if they find us?
Stranger: Else I bet Russia got one.
You: They'll have to catch us first
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: True.
You: and those things go fast, so we should be safe
Stranger: Do you know how to steer one?
You: I've played Microsoft Flight Simulator, how hard can it be?
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Good
Stranger: I've only played GTA, so I'll get the guns
You: Sweet
Stranger: Just to go to a basement and pay up some cash
Stranger: So, can you fire one?
You: I'll give it a shot
You: *snigger*
Stranger: Holy strawberry float, Groz?
You: What is this Groz you speak of?
You: Some rocket guidance system?
Stranger: It's a friend, he always says "snigger".
You: Fair enough. It is not I.
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Shame
Stranger: So, do we get code names?
Stranger: In case they'll be listening on our walkie talkies once we steal the rocket?
You: Yeah, we better had.
You: I call Mr. Black
Stranger: I'll be Mr. White.
You: Ok, so now what do we do?
Stranger: Uhm..
Stranger: We need to meet up.
Stranger: I'll get the guns
Stranger: And meet you in NY?
You: To NY it is.
Stranger: Ace
You: Also, once we get to the moon, we'll want to repopulate, so I'll grab some women folk along the way.
You: *Mars
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Good
Stranger: Hm
Stranger: You know.. I think I have an idea.
You: Do share
Stranger: What if we search for jobs there
Stranger: Then we stuff down a couple o'ladies down the rocket before we take off.
Stranger: They'll be there for a few days, we give them some water and bread, they'll survive.
Stranger: Then we can just say we take guard during the night, then we steal it..
Stranger: Then we take off.
You: It's bulletproof
You: Not the rocket, the plan.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: What if they start shooting at us?
You: They wouldn't shoot a multi-million dollar space craft
You: Would they?
Stranger: Ah, of course not.
Stranger: It'd be like our hostage and meat shield.
Stranger: But.. Plate.. Shield..
You: Plate, you're right, we'll need food.
You: How much will we need, any idea how long the trip to Mars is?
Stranger: I don't know, two hours?
Stranger: As you said, those things go really quick.
You: Fair enough, I'll just pack some crisps and cans of coke to be safe.
Stranger: Alright, sounds fair.
Stranger: Do we have any space suits?
You: Do they come with the rocket?
Stranger: Hm..
Stranger: They should.
Stranger: I mean, who would build a car without safety belts?
Stranger: It's the same thing.
You: Makes sense.
You: If not, I have a fish bowl I can turn upside down.
Stranger: Do we need clothes or can I finally run around naked without anyone whining on Mars?
You: I don't think anyone'll mind, and it'd be difficult to repopulate with your clothes on
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Of course.
Stranger: So... Women you said..
Stranger: Do you know... How to repopulate?
You: You know, I've never really thought about that bit before
You: I swear I heard what to do somewhere
Stranger: I have no idea, we should figure that out..
You: I think you're supposed to put your penis inside them, then you pee
You: and 9 months later, a baby pops out
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Sounds quite simple
You: How hard could it be?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Just need to go bathroom and instead, you go to the girl.
You: Sounds like a real time saver
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I mean..
Stranger: You can bring the girl around and pee in her instead of going to the bathroom.
Stranger: Also, I'm not sure we'll have alot of bathrooms on Mars..
You: Probably not, but those craters have to be for something
Stranger: Aaah. Of course.
Stranger: You're quite the survivor, aren't you?
You: I did go camping for the weekend once
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: So, you'll be the survivor..
Stranger: I'll be the builder.
Stranger: I made a butter knife once, knew the knowledge would come handy someday.
You: Thank god we'll be able to spread butter once we get there
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Also
Stranger: I know how we should raise in technology and such.
Stranger: We'll just come up with a religion like the Romans did. You see how fast this world went to become super-techno.
Stranger: If we do the same, I'm sure we'll end up as good. Then we can start a nuclear war against Earth.
You: Yeah, you can make people do anything for religion.
You: Then we'll show this pesky Earth
Stranger: I wanna be pope.
You: Can I be co-Pope?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: You can be president aswell
You: Sweet.
Stranger: since your codename is Mr. Black, I suppose you'll be the first black president on Mars too.
You: I'm Making history already!
Stranger: Yeah!
Stranger: Damn, we've got a good plan.
Stranger: But perhaps.. Instead of destroying Earth..
Stranger: Shouldn't we conquer it?
Stranger: Romans did that too
Stranger: Then they became super advanced.
You: Then enslave those who refuse to bow to our will
You: make them work for us
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: We should live in harems of gold for our brilliant plan
You: We'll live like kings
You: Pope and President kings
You: And to think, until this day, I was just going to live the normal, boring life of a Formula 1 driver
Stranger: Yeah..
Stranger: I guess I'll gotta go outside and challange that burning thing called sun again.
Stranger: I'll miss my basement.
You: I don't think they have many basements on Mars, but you could probably build one
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Of course!
Stranger: Genious!
Stranger: Hm..
Stranger: I want to build a basement on earth.
Stranger: It's quite cold down here sometimes.
Stranger: So, where are you right now?
You: In my F1 car.
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Of course.
You: This is what I do in the races
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: Sitting in my basement with a pizza.
Stranger: Hawaii... mmm.
You: Oh man, Pineapple on a pizza?
You: I can't believe you've done this
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