Omegle: Post your chats.

J-Preezy wrote:

Stranger: are u girl
You: yes im a girl in need of a good raping
You: can you be that man?
Stranger: yeah
You: go on then rapist
You: do it
Stranger: is it your fantasy
You: yeh I love getting raped by all kinds of people
You: black, white, yellow (simpsons).

that went well. he seemed nice.

You: Sup
Stranger: Hi
You: How you doing?
Stranger: I have a little stomachache...
You: Oh really? Eat something bad?
Stranger: no...but maybe to much....
Stranger: too much
You: I get that when I eat too much steak.
But i never learn, steak kicks ass
Stranger: Oh.....
You: So where abouts in the world are you?
Stranger: I don't know....
Stranger: lol~
You: Oh... do you have any pets?
Stranger: Yes~ a cat
You: Oh... what's he called?
You: or she!
Stranger: Mimi
You: Cool. I have two dogs. Hamish & Buster.
Stranger: tell me something about your dogs~
You: Well... they don't like it when I rape them.
But that's why someone invented muzzles... AMIRITE?!
Stranger: ......
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: sup gangster
Stranger: nm., listening to music. you ?
You: Not much, packing a blunt, listening to my main mayne, mayne.. MJ.
You: RIP IN PEACE CUZ
You: you smoke weed?
Stranger: hahaha wow
Stranger: no e
Stranger: ew*
Stranger: do you ?
You: dat gooseberry fool is off da hook mayne!
You: hells yeah!
Stranger: how old aare you ?
You: I get my bitch to let me light a pipe in her ass and suck it out
You: tight
You: i'm 18 mayne
Stranger: mkay
Stranger: im 17
You: oh, fo sho.. dats da prime age mayne
You: where you at?
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: atl
You: Detroit for me mayne
Stranger: fun atuff
Stranger: stuff*
You: 'Ey, are you a bitch or a foo?
Stranger: bitch (;
You: oh shiiiieeeat
You: you got big titties ho?
Stranger: ?
You: 'ey, you got big tits.. dayum you slow
Stranger: whats it to ya ?
You: I wunna suck thos titties mayne
Stranger: mhm get in line
You: got pics?
Stranger: myspaced
You: hook a brother up!
You: dayum, gonna get my beast on
You: I'm getting ma monster hard fo you hunny
Stranger: kay one sec
You: shieat, don't hold out on a gangster bitch
You: im fucken sporting a fat one
You: veiny mother strawberry floater too
Stranger: okay HOLD THE strawberry float UP
You: i could block a car exhaust with this gooseberry fool
You: one of those fat ricer mufflers
Stranger: HOLD ON
You: ok, i'm holding up
Stranger: http://s362.photobucket.com/albums/oo66 ... I_0013.jpg
Stranger: copy and paste
You: dayuum bitch you hot
You: dig your pale skin... we could be like chocolate milk if we hook up
Stranger: my hairs not that color anymoer though
You: NURMSAYING
Stranger: i died it last week
You: oh fo sho... your a hottie.
You: you should model or some gooseberry fool
You: got any mo? I can hook you up with pics of me an gooseberry fool
You: you can rub yourself off over dat gooseberry fool fo sho... goddayum pornstar gooseberry fool!
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: http://s362.photobucket.com/albums/oo66 ... fyours.jpg
You: looking kinda red there ma gurl... been getting busy before that shot was taken huh
Stranger: http://s362.photobucket.com/albums/oo66 ... 1558-1.jpg
Stranger: no it was edited
Stranger: lol
You: gooseberry fool mayne yo making me HORDE bitch... want to see me?
Stranger: suer
You: kay, hold up
You: need to upload a good one... yo gona luv it
You: *URL TO A PICTURE OF LEMON PARTY*
You: Dats me and my homies.. I'm the gangster on the left. I'm ripped mayne.
Stranger: wth your sick!
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Stranger: hi
You: Yo me breda
Stranger: HI MY NAME IS SLIM!
You: Shady?
Stranger: dip gooseberry fool, strawberry float yes! my name is scooby
You: Snack?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: SCOOBY@
Stranger: youre a dumb ass
Stranger: stop talking to people
Stranger: pervert
You: I hope you realise you are talking to an agent of the FBI
You: currently we are tracking your IP adress
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: you cant dumbass
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: lol tetchy
You: sand in the vagina?
Stranger: what the hell is your prob, mummy strawberry floater?
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hey!
You: greetings randomer
Stranger: so M or F?
You: bloke. i hail from a castle town in south east england
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Stranger: Wild Abra Appeared!
You: OMFG
Stranger: Wild ABRA uses Teleport!
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Stranger: hi
You: Ever dropkicked a dead baby?
Stranger: Huh? Do you speak french ? ^^
You: Yes.
Stranger: ce sera plus facile
You: Jamais dropkicked un bébé mort
Stranger: WTF..
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LewisD wrote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: sup gangster
Stranger: nm., listening to music. you ?
You: Not much, packing a blunt, listening to my main mayne, mayne.. MJ.
You: RIP IN PEACE CUZ
You: you smoke weed?
Stranger: hahaha wow
Stranger: no e
Stranger: ew*
Stranger: do you ?
You: dat **** is off da hook mayne!
You: hells yeah!
Stranger: how old aare you ?
You: I get my ***** to let me light a pipe in her ass and suck it out
You: tight
You: i'm 18 mayne
Stranger: mkay
Stranger: im 17
You: oh, fo sho.. dats da prime age mayne
You: where you at?
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: atl
You: Detroit for me mayne
Stranger: fun atuff
Stranger: stuff*
You: 'Ey, are you a ***** or a foo?
Stranger: ***** (;
You: oh shiiiieeeat
You: you got big titties ho?
Stranger: ?
You: 'ey, you got big tits.. dayum you slow
Stranger: whats it to ya ?
You: I wunna suck thos titties mayne
Stranger: mhm get in line
You: got pics?
Stranger: myspaced
You: hook a brother up!
You: dayum, gonna get my beast on
You: I'm getting ma monster hard fo you hunny
Stranger: kay one sec
You: shieat, don't hold out on a gangster *****
You: im fucken sporting a fat one
You: veiny mother ****** too
Stranger: okay HOLD THE **** UP
You: i could block a car exhaust with this ****
You: one of those fat ricer mufflers
Stranger: HOLD ON
You: ok, i'm holding up
Stranger: http://s362.photobucket.com/albums/oo66 ... I_0013.jpg
Stranger: copy and paste
You: dayuum ***** you hot
You: dig your pale skin... we could be like chocolate milk if we hook up
Stranger: my hairs not that color anymoer though
You: NURMSAYING
Stranger: i died it last week
You: oh fo sho... your a hottie.
You: you should model or some ****
You: got any mo? I can hook you up with pics of me an ****
You: you can rub yourself off over dat **** fo sho... goddayum pornstar ****!
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: http://s362.photobucket.com/albums/oo66 ... fyours.jpg
You: looking kinda red there ma gurl... been getting busy before that shot was taken huh
Stranger: http://s362.photobucket.com/albums/oo66 ... 1558-1.jpg
Stranger: no it was edited
Stranger: lol
You: **** mayne yo making me HORDE *****... want to see me?
Stranger: suer
You: kay, hold up
You: need to upload a good one... yo gona luv it
You: *URL TO A PICTURE OF LEMON PARTY*
You: Dats me and my homies.. I'm the gangster on the left. I'm ripped mayne.
Stranger: wth your sick!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello there.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: watcha doin x
You: I'm on Omegle at the moment, talking to a stranger.
You: And I use stranger in every sense of the word.
Stranger: lol x
Stranger: asl?
You: 23 something something.
Stranger: (i dont think it's boring)
You: You can work for the rest.
Stranger: umm
You: Or not.
Stranger: nononnonon wait
You: I'm fine with either.
You: I wasn't going to leave.
Stranger: if youre female, you're probably a guy really lol x
Stranger: so i guess ur a guy
You: Then I guess I'm a guiy.
Stranger: are you really though\/
Stranger: ?
You: Either we're both wrong or we're both right.
You: I think we're both right.
Stranger: guy then
You: That's that sorted.
Stranger: 22/f/england
Stranger: u probably dont believe that
You: England is quite close to Scotland, which is where I'm from. Weird.
Stranger: after what i said lol x
Stranger: most guys here are american guys
You: I've noticed that too.
You: Though I think you're maybe only the sixth or seventh stranger I've talked to.
You: And a food four of them left after some three lines of dialogue.
You: good*
Stranger: it's fun, kinda daring
Stranger: as soon as i say female most guys ask for picture of me lol
You: Sorry, yeah, I was a bit late with that.
You: I can ask now, but the moment might have gone.
Stranger: it's ok x
You: I'll give it a shot then, in the parlance you've probably come to expect.
You: pix plz lol
You: Was that alright? I'm not sure if I got it right.
You: First attempt and everything.
Stranger: nah thats was cool
Stranger: im just finding you a nice picture of me x
You: Where abouts in England you from then?
Stranger: http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4549 ... 919403.jpg
Stranger: round west london area
Stranger: thats me x
You: I see.
You: You're pretty famous around these internets. I'm sure I've seen you before.
Stranger: really?
You: Oh yes.
Stranger: theres a few more pics wit that one
Stranger: i'm famous?
You: I know, I've seen both of them as well. Anything new.
You: ?*
You: So how's your penis, man?
Stranger: nicely done
You: Yeah. strawberry floating typical.
Stranger: surprised
You: I was being nice and everything. You were quite prepared to try and string me along?
You: Scum of the earth.
You: Where's your honor?
Stranger: ok, scum of the earth is an exaggeration
You: Only a little bit.
Stranger: fair doos
Stranger: "hows your penis "raised a chuckle
You: Genuine query.
Stranger: what the honor or stringing you along
You: No, genuine query regarding your penis.
Stranger: ahahahahahahahahhaha
Stranger: sweating, theres an overheating laptop not far from it
You: Maybe you'll get bollock cancer.
You: You can chalk this one up as a loss I think. Go out and kick a ball or something. strawberry floatin wains.
Stranger: it's half 3 in the morning
Stranger: cant really kick a ball around not=w
Stranger: *now
You: I'm not that concerned.
You: So this has been fun. Lewis'll love this. Night.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hellllo
You: i just accidentally a coca cola bottle
Stranger: accidentally what?
You: a coca cola bottle
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