You: hello
Stranger: hia
Stranger:
Stranger: how is life
Stranger: ?
You: do u wear hats?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: do u like apples?
You: yes, where i live we grow the largest apples in the world, they call them bananas
Stranger: omg r u that guy from uk
Stranger: monkey apple banana thing?
You: yes
Stranger: this website scares me
Stranger: !
You: haha
Stranger: and the cookie monster!
Stranger: irs weird
You: i loove the cookie monter
Stranger: great
You: have u ever made love to a man?
Stranger: yes i have not!
You: do u want to?
You: i have pictures and everything
You: we could even play the game of risk
Stranger: im gonna go
You: to play risk?
Stranger: no lolo
You: is your name eighthours?
Stranger: eat some doughnuts
You: hmm well make sure your write that novel too
Stranger: r u touching yourself?
Stranger: omg u r that same guy!
You: i am touching my finger with my toe
Stranger: like yesterday i was talking to you
You: wow that is so weird
You: yesterday i was talking with jasper
You: from the simpsons
You: hes old u know
Stranger: rly :O
Stranger: nice
Stranger: stewy
Stranger: from family guy
Stranger: was here
Stranger: we drank ber
You: was he? did u touch him?
Stranger: beer
Stranger: and one thing lead to another
You: ive touched him
Stranger: and before u know it
You: skin back?
Stranger: we were playing onopoly!
Stranger: monopoly
You: onopoly? u sicken me
Stranger: the chicken was nice too!
Stranger: especially the tail
You: the tail? ahhh dude sick sick
You: was it furry
Stranger: no man
Stranger: all coocked!
Stranger: but them
Stranger: my fridge
Stranger: turned out to be megatron
Stranger: it looks like a spaceship
Stranger: its nice and cold too
You: ahh i remember when that happened to me, went for an icecream, came out with a fur burger
Stranger: yep
Stranger: it happens
Stranger: and then the moon fell
Stranger: from the sky
Stranger: i as like aaaawww!
Stranger: was
You: this is stupid, quite frankly if the mooon fell from the sky you would be the last person it would talk to. you are not german. or michael jackson.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i lied!
Stranger: but u still love me right?
You: as long as u scratch this itch
Stranger: how about a compliment. you smell nice
You: thanku, my ducks are mingling with the geese in the kitchens thiswill not
You: nd go
You: good when the
You: cat comes in
Stranger: yh my cat, rover, eats doughnuts
Stranger: its scare
Stranger: scary
You: well ive got to go kill my son, he raped a baby tand now i must eat him
You: farewell mr eighthours
Stranger: you too phil
You: dr phil to u
Stranger: right back at ya
Stranger: bye bye my microsoft mouse
Stranger: ill miss you
You: I wont miss you