Outie or Inie? No, I'm an underwear model

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by Hexx » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:30 pm

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ho doesn't have a belly button?

WHO, WHAT, WHY?
The Magazine answers...

Underwear model Karolina Kurkova has no belly button. Is a barely-there navel for cosmetic or medical reasons?

The newspapers call it the "riddle of the £2.5m beauty". The beauty in question is Czech supermodel Karolina Kurkova. The riddle is her non-existent belly button.

Its absence was noticed this week when the 24-year-old graced a US catwalk for lingerie giant Victoria Secret. While most of us have an "outie" or an "innie", Ms Kurkova has a smooth indentation (although sometimes a tummy button is airbrushed onto her photos in post-production).

Otherwise known as a navel, the belly button is the rounded, knotty depression in the centre of the abdomen caused by the detachment of the umbilical cord that fed you while in the womb. We all have umbilical cords, so why don't we all have a belly button?

Ms Kurkova has not spoken publicly about how she came to have a smooth navel, and all her agent will say is "she's not an alien".

Some have no belly button as a result of the surgery needed to correct abdominal problems at birth, often either an umbilical hernia, or a condition known as gastroschisis - born with the stomach and intestines poking through a hole in the abdominal wall.

This is what happened to Rob Swainson, 26, of Bournemouth, who spent his very first hours in surgery to rectify this unfortunate mistake of anatomy. As a result, he has a cross-shaped scar in the middle of his tummy instead of a belly button.

"I thought about having one constructed when I was getting interested in girls, but not for long," he says, adding that people are more surprised by his scar than his lack of a navel. "You only have to look at Michael Jackson to realise it's probably best to live with what you've got."

And while it is standard practice to clamp, cut, then seal a newborn's umbilical cord to prevent infection, in lotus births - or umbilical non-severance births - the cord and placenta are left to drop off naturally. "But that's not at all common in this country, and there's always still something there to show where the cord was attached," says a Royal College of Midwives spokesman.

Cosmetic surgery

Adults, too, may lose their navel after stomach surgery or having skin grafts taken from their tummy. Some may have an artificial belly button made.

And thanks to the trend for midriff-baring tops, cosmetic surgeons have developed an operation called an umbilicoplasty for those who want a more aesthetically pleasing navel. Most procedures involve transforming an outie to an innie, or resizing a large or lop-sided innie to be less obvious.

Ms Kurkova's lack of belly button doesn't seem to be hindering her career. Forbes magazine ranked her as the eighth highest paid model in the world last year, with estimated annual earnings of over £2m.

What she's got is far more eye-catching than what she hasn't.


WTF?!?!?

(Also - Stealth Babe thread as now you can all post scantily clad pictures of her, debating the belly button merits :))

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PostRe: Out or Inie? No, I'm an underwear model
by abcd » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:31 pm

Alien

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PostRe: Out or Inie? No, I'm an underwear model
by Cuttooth » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:32 pm

First woman.

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PostRe: Out or Inie? No, I'm an underwear model
by Drunken_Master » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:32 pm

HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD? HEXX CREATING STEALTH BABE THREADS, WHATEVER THE strawberry float NEXT?

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PostRe: Out or Inie? No, I'm an underwear model
by Octoroc » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:33 pm

abcd wrote:Alien


Let's try and be realistic. I think it's more likely that she was grown in a tank using alien technology.

So far this year, I have eaten NO mince pies.
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PostRe: Out or Inie? No, I'm an underwear model
by Hexx » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:34 pm

Octoroc wrote:
abcd wrote:Alien


Let's try and be realistic. I think it's more likely that she was grown in a tank using alien technology.


By reverse vampires?

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PostRe: Out or Inie? No, I'm an underwear model
by Octoroc » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:37 pm

Hexx wrote:
Octoroc wrote:
abcd wrote:Alien


Let's try and be realistic. I think it's more likely that she was grown in a tank using alien technology.


By reverse vampires?


Yes, probably in their secret base on the dark side of the Moon. That's where they do all their best work.

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by Hexx » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:38 pm

Octoroc wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Octoroc wrote:
abcd wrote:Alien


Let's try and be realistic. I think it's more likely that she was grown in a tank using alien technology.


By reverse vampires?


Yes, probably in their secret base on the dark side of the Moon. That's where they do all their best work.


Reverse Vampires like the sun :fp:

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PostRe: Out or Inie? No, I'm an underwear model
by Fatal Exception » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:46 pm

That's so wierd. Its like a man with no nipples.

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PostRe: Out or Inie? No, I'm an underwear model
by Octoroc » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:54 pm

Hexx wrote:
Octoroc wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Octoroc wrote:
abcd wrote:Alien


Let's try and be realistic. I think it's more likely that she was grown in a tank using alien technology.


By reverse vampires?


Yes, probably in their secret base on the dark side of the Moon. That's where they do all their best work.


Reverse Vampires like the sun :fp:


Yes, but they find it too distracting to do any work. :roll:

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by JiggerJay » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:11 pm

Second from left!

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PostRe: Out or Inie? No, I'm an underwear model
by Rightey » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:20 pm

Octoroc wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Octoroc wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Octoroc wrote:
abcd wrote:Alien


Let's try and be realistic. I think it's more likely that she was grown in a tank using alien technology.


By reverse vampires?


Yes, probably in their secret base on the dark side of the Moon. That's where they do all their best work.


Reverse Vampires like the sun :fp:


Yes, but they find it too distracting to do any work. :roll:


The RAND corporation keeps them in check though.

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