*parp* Disagreeing foods

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Post*parp* Disagreeing foods
by Saint of Killers » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:00 pm

I ate less than 10 pieces of Cheetos flaming hot Wotsit-alikes and now I can't stop farting. Does that mean they "disagree" with me? With my usual healthy diet I barely let out a squeak.

What foods don't agree with you?

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PostRe: *parp*
by <]:^D » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:08 pm

maoam sour stripes
after 1 my teeth feel like theyre melting :dread:

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PostRe: *parp*
by Saint of Killers » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:13 pm

*googles*

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Oh those things! Not had the brand version but used to eat generic red ones and they were lovely. :lol: Can't even begin to imagine how they'd affect effect me now.

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PostRe: *parp*
by Jenuall » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:15 pm

Can't think of anything specific, although my digestion has been strawberry floated up for a short while now. I'm farting like a trooper at the moment regardless of what I eat!

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PostRe: *parp*
by Saint of Killers » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:26 pm

I used to do the same and never realised it was because of all the junk I was eating :fp: :lol: I hope yours aren't half as deadly as mine were. (I recommend Glade Sheer Vanilla Blossom if they are.)

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PostRe: *parp*
by Alvin Flummux » Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:12 pm

If I eat one of those Knorr rice sides, or one Fiber One Oats & Chocolate bar, I turn into a human WMD.

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PostRe: *parp*
by Saint of Killers » Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:23 pm

Alvin Flummux wrote:If I eat one of those Knorr rice sides, or one Fiber One Oats & Chocolate bar, I turn into a human WMD.


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I had a single Fibre One 90 Calorie Chocolate Fudge Brownie as a quick snack, that may have had an affect on me as well. The crisps definitely did because they always do when I have 'em on cheat days. Must be all the chemicals. (Y'know, as opposed to whole food ingredients.)

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PostRe: *parp*
by Ironhide » Sat Jan 27, 2018 6:11 pm

Chicken & Turkey
Mushy Peas
Baked beans
Peppers
Onions (small quantities are fine)

All lead to horrific wind which when combined with being permanently sat down results in becoming rather bloated.

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by Somebody Else's Problem » Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:19 pm

I've started eating more healthily, and am therefore eating more fruit and veg. I can only hope I am in some sort of transition phase because my arse is strawberry floating apocalyptic at the moment.

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by Saint of Killers » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:56 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I've started eating more healthily, and am therefore eating more fruit and veg. I can only hope I am in some sort of transition phase because my arse is strawberry floating apocalyptic at the moment.


Which fruits?

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by Somebody Else's Problem » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:33 pm

Saint of Killers wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I've started eating more healthily, and am therefore eating more fruit and veg. I can only hope I am in some sort of transition phase because my arse is strawberry floating apocalyptic at the moment.


Which fruits?


Mostly tangerines, apples and bananas

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by Saint of Killers » Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:18 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Saint of Killers wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:I've started eating more healthily, and am therefore eating more fruit and veg. I can only hope I am in some sort of transition phase because my arse is strawberry floating apocalyptic at the moment.


Which fruits?


Mostly tangerines, apples and bananas


I blame the bananas. Or maybe it's the combined sugar from all the fruits?

My parps passed and I've been okay today :toot: I may bin those 90 cal things at work.

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PostRe: *parp*
by Saint of Killers » Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:22 pm

Ironhide wrote:Chicken & Turkey
Mushy Peas
Baked beans
Peppers
Onions (small quantities are fine)

All lead to horrific wind which when combined with being permanently sat down results in becoming rather bloated.


If I have a lot of onions (doubly so browned ones like in a biryani) then I am guffing the house down man :dread: but if I have small amount, like I have been these past couple of weeks in my veg curry thing (along with peppers) then I'm okay.

Have you tried lightly seasoned chicken and turkey? Maybe it isn't the meat itself?

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PostRe: *parp* Disagreeing foods
by Kezzer » Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:54 am

My stomach feels as if it is constantly digesting food.

Its been like this for a copule of days.

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PostRe: *parp* Disagreeing foods
by Orbital » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:55 pm

I get death farts and acid reflux whenever i have a pizza or typical oven cooked frozen foods.

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PostRe: *parp*
by Saint of Killers » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:25 am

Saint of Killers wrote:
Ironhide wrote:Chicken & Turkey
Mushy Peas
Baked beans
Peppers
Onions (small quantities are fine)

All lead to horrific wind which when combined with being permanently sat down results in becoming rather bloated.


If I have a lot of onions (doubly so browned ones like in a biryani) then I am guffing the house down man :dread: but if I have small amount, like I have been these past couple of weeks in my veg curry thing (along with peppers) then I'm okay.

Have you tried lightly seasoned chicken and turkey? Maybe it isn't the meat itself?


:cry: This is no longer the case :x Last week was the second time I added a onion (and potato) to my veg curry and it messed up my usual healthy poops *biggly*. I won't take the risk of finding out which of the two was the guilty party (maybe it was neither?! Still not taking the risk.) and so veg curry is off the list for very long time indeed. :fp:

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