Pay £10 a month....

LewisD wrote:"Ah sed! Ya buywunn, YAGETWUNFREE!!

AH SED YABUYWUNN...YAGETWUNFREE!!!

Just die you absolute banana split.

Hey, that guy is strawberry floating amazing. As is the wonga man.

I bet those 2, and the mighty Barry Scott, are part of some elite group of awesome advert dudes.

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Trinity** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:00 pm

That advert for a money lending outfit with the soft banana split trying to mow 3 ft tall grass in a force 9 wind with the rain coming at him sideways, his family inside looking at him forlornly.

Lo and behold a quick call to Shark & co and not only has the weather picked up and the kids have new toys, a new car is on the drive and "Percy Thrower" is mowing a 10' by 20' lawn on a ride on mower.

The whole lot of them need to have the gooseberry fool battered out of them.

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Carlos** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:55 am

Donk wrote:If you still get the £10, and you spend that on calls, and the calls are the same price as they are on non-free-text deals, then technically it is free.

It's not free if you have to pay something to get it in the first place. Unlimited free texts for life is a con. I hate the liberal use of the word 'free'.
A toy is not free with a happy meal as you buy a meal. It just comes included in the price. Same with bogof deals. The second one is not free par se, it's more two for one.

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Shadow** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:22 am

Carlos wrote:
Donk wrote:If you still get the £10, and you spend that on calls, and the calls are the same price as they are on non-free-text deals, then technically it is free.

A toy is not free with a happy meal as you buy a meal. [/quote]

I don't think McDonald's actually claim the to be free tbf.

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **JD05** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:32 am

Those dolmio adverts

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Hypes** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:19 pm

LewisD wrote:"Ah sed! Ya buywunn, YAGETWUNFREE!!

AH SED YABUYWUNN...YAGETWUNFREE!!!

Just die you absolute ****.

This

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Dual** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:29 pm

You lot watch far too much TV.

I don't think I've seen any of those adverts

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Ironhide** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:33 pm

"Do you have unwanted Gold?"

No, strawberry float off.

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Jimmy Shedders** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:18 pm

The Spotify answering machine ads are well strawberry floating annoying.

I don't care what you think you strawberry floating banana splits. Have you got nothing better to do you strawberry floating twats?

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Slayerx** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:20 pm

How has no one mentioned strawberry floating Moon Pig !!!

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by JV » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:23 pm

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **SEP** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:39 pm

Slayerx wrote:How has no one mentioned strawberry floating Moon Pig !!!

I've suppressed the memory.

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **FatDaz** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:00 pm

Maurice Merleau-Ponty wrote:

Just tried it for a laugh. Very disapointing what they offered me. Real kick in the crotch, but I guess its to be expected. Glad im not looking to sell after all.

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **new*allusion** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:13 pm

Maurice Merleau-Ponty wrote:

Genuinely awful, I crack up every time I see it.

Just for lolz:

I love the way this guy named the company after his nickname at school. I mean, seriously?!

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Knoyleo** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:42 pm

Jimmy Shedders wrote:The Spotify answering machine ads are well strawberry floating annoying.

I don't care what you think you strawberry floating banana splits. Have you got nothing better to do you strawberry floating twats?

They must not even check these messages before they get put on the ads, because I was listening to one the other day where the banana split didn't hang up for literal minutes after he'd finished talking. What a strawberry floating strawberry float.

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Henke** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:58 pm

Which network offers the £10 top-up thingy then? :shifty:

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Look Over There** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:23 am

That fairy ad, how big would something have to be to last 8 weeks?
I'm fairly sure i could make a normal tube of toothpaste last more than 8 weeks without it being 5 foot long.

PostRe: Pay £10 a month.... by **Slayerx** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:27 am

Henke wrote:Which network offers the £10 top-up thingy then?

Pretty sure its T Mobile.

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