Plans for the weekend and the most deviant sexual act youve committed in the last 10 years

I'm a virgin so I don't have any deviancy that I can possibly subject myself too here thankfully.

My plans are to play WoW, spend some time with my Mum and play some other games. Next week should be more interesting as I have 2 BBQs to go to.

> Friday: Did some shopping, went to the vets, had a walk around sheerwood
> Saturday: Either clean the car or take it somewhere to be cleaned inside and out, sort out the cat aviary, do some other home improvements
> Sunday: Visit my parents and take them to my nieces engagement party, speak to people from made in chelsea and make it clear I have no idea who they are,
> Deviancy: :dread:

people in relationships, once I was seeing a couple of people at the same time, “done it” outside a few times

Friday: drink beer
Saturday: sit around waiting for a parcel delivery, maybe pop out for some shopping if it turns up at a decent time
Sunday: going for dinner at my parent’s place

I don’t think any sexual act I’ve ever engaged in could could be considered deviant... I’ve jerked off with the curtains open a few times but I doubt anybody saw me.

False wrote:lol

Come on, tell us one of your stories for old times sakes

Dual wrote:
False wrote:lol

Come on, tell us one of your stories for old times sakes

Honestly I still get up to all sorts of nonsense but I stopped posting about it because a. I dont think most of you would believe me and b. the kind of gooseberry fool I get up to these days I think would change some opinions against me

Everything I do is all legal and with consenting parties but Im kind of in that space where Im trying to find bigger and better kicks and the old fingering in the bushes of yore doesnt really connect with me anymore.

Probably the most depraved thing in recent memory (and also most enjoyable) involved four people, a day of drinking champagne with MDMA and cocaine and an all nighter. That was really fun.

Saturday: parkrun Volunteering & Bristol City
Sunday: Was meant to be at tough mudder but had to drop out from injury. Probably watch christopher robin

Deviant: went from one girl to her mate without telling then and caused them to fall out

Rubix wrote:...and caused them to fall out

Just say prolapse.

Hexx wrote:
Mini E wrote:Most deviant act: urinating on PPM after Pompey won League 2 as I had promised to in-thread if we won it. It concerned me how receptive he was to the idea.

Wait what? Why? What had he done to deserve that?
And like...a little bit...on like his toe, or proper shower?

I feel like my only acts on GR recently are defending the utter bollocks Mini E makes up about me. :lol:

I actually pissed on him.

Plans for the weekend and the most deviant sexual act youve committed in the last 10 years

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