Weekend plans:
Friday-going to watch Birmingham v Swansea
Saturday-fitness class in morning, chill out rest of the day watching sport and playing video games
Sunday-sort some errands, play some video games and then squash club in evening.
Brerlappin wrote:Tomous wrote:Blue Eyes wrote:Brerlappin wrote:I'm dating this really cool girl for maybe two months. She is much kinkier in bed. She floats the idea of dirty talk, and apparently likes to be objectified, even demeaned a bit, from time to time. I'm hesitant, but want to please her and dont dismiss the idea outright. Change the subject and figure that we'll revisit the idea another time.
Anyway...we have sex a few days later for the first time since the conversation. Really going at it doggystyle, and she tells me to talk dirty to her. I say that I can't think of anything to say, so I say nothing, and she then repeats the request, but the second time she is not strawberry floating requesting, but demanding it.
I come up with: "Yeah...you like that, you strawberry floating retard?"
Probably just gonna watch Infinity War this weekend.
That's strawberry floatin awesome.
Isn't that a meme of some kind? I'm sure I've read it on Reddit before...
Why would you try and spoil our fun like that?
It’s what I do, I’m a big hit at parties
I actually have a similarish story that happened to me. I once went on a date with a girl who was really into being made abused during sex which she had happily told me all about beforehand. So back at mine, she was getting me to slap her about, pull her hair, call her names etc, which I tried my best at but it didn’t exactly come naturally to me.
Then, after a bit of that and me running out of ways to call her a slut etc she asked me to spit in her mouth. Whatever, if that’s what she’s into I can do that. Except apparantly I can’t because when I tried, I missed most her mouth and got it all over her face.
To which she said “EWWW GROSS”.
And I thought that was still part of it, so I slapped her phlegm drenched face.
Apparantly it wasn’t part of it and she was grossed out (still don’t understand where her line in) so, she throws me off her, grabs her clothes, tells me to strawberry float off and leaves. Ahh Tinder