Politics Thread 5

[Denster]

At this point I'd take Denster as Tory party leader. That's the place we're in now.

I nobly accept this high honour.

[Rex Kramer]

Science GCSE question

"Given the distance from Hobbiton to Mount Doom is approximately 345 leagues, a league is equivalent to 0.732 miles, an average hobbit weighs 45kg and an unburdened Eagle can fly at 15 miles per hour in a 30 mph head wind. Assume a variable head wind between 10 and 40 mph. Given all this information, give reasons why they didn't just fly there in the first place?"

[Drumstick]

At this point I'd take Denster as Tory party leader. That's the place we're in now.

I nobly accept this high honour.

1) what would be your version of the 'strong and stable' mantra?
2) could you beat comrade Corbyn in a GE?

[Hypes]

Lol this government

[Moggy]

Lol this government

twitter.com/david_cameron/status/595112367358406656

[Errkal]

At this point I'd take Denster as Tory party leader. That's the place we're in now.

I nobly accept this high honour.

1) what would be your version of the 'strong and stable' mantra?
2) could you beat comrade Corbyn in a GE?

Also are you able to stand with your legs partly apart in a power stance.

[Hypes]

Lol this government

twitter.com/david_cameron/status/595112367358406656

We think this is bad, just think of the chaos Ed would have wreaked

[Tineash]

Never ever ever stop posting that tweet.

[Denster]

Had a fiver at 4-1that the votes against May would be between 110-129.

Scooped 25 quid.

[Hypes]

Tories - Any opportunity to make a quick buck at the expense of others

[Errkal]

twitter.com/BBCiPlayer/status/1072763988004483073

Not normally a fan of the mash report but found this funny.

[Denster]

Tories - Any opportunity to make a quick buck at the expense of others

It's going straight into the secret santa fund.

[Lagamorph]

As a Star Trek fan I find this offensive,

[Moggy]

The Star’s headline news is that a football manager once bought a TV that didn’t work.

[Preezy]

Imagine actually being a person that pays money for the Daily Star

[Moggy]

Imagine actually being a person that pays money for the Daily Star

It’s only 10p cheaper than The Sun

[NickSCFC]

Imagine actually being a person that pays money for the Daily Star

It’s only 10p cheaper than The Sun

That's cheaper than The Sun!

[Garth]

twitter.com/labourwhips/status/1073150460683608064

[Cuttooth]

Ed Miliband is the PM we didn’t deserve.

[Moggy]

I had forgotten about the Edstone.

I have no idea if Ed would have been a good Prime Minister, but I am 100% certain he would have been far better than the shower of shite we have had since 2015.