Politics Thread 5

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by Moggy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:21 am

Hyperion wrote:

twitter.com/miqdaad/status/1017477082010603521



Sadiq Khan gets the blame for absolutely everything. It’s like they think he personally designed and built the balloon.

What is it about Sadiq Khan that they all hate so much? I just can’t put my finger on it….

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by Return_of_the_STAR » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:21 am

Moggy wrote:Sadiq Khan gets the blame for absolutely everything. It’s like they think he personally designed and built the balloon.

What is it about Sadiq Khan that they all hate so much? I just can’t put my finger on it….


He’s short. People are suspicious of short people.

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by Moggy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:23 am

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:
Moggy wrote:Sadiq Khan gets the blame for absolutely everything. It’s like they think he personally designed and built the balloon.

What is it about Sadiq Khan that they all hate so much? I just can’t put my finger on it….


He’s short. People are suspicious of short people.


It must be that.

It also makes me laugh how the same people that call others "snowflakes" are upset about the Trump balloon. :lol:

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by Preezy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:24 am

He also shares the surname (albeit spelt differently to throw people off) as the villainous former German and Bayern Munich goalkeeper, Oliver Kahn.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by KK » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:27 am

Had it been Hillary Clinton with big droopy danglers it would have been very funny.

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by Moggy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:43 am

KK wrote:Had it been Hillary Clinton with big droopy danglers it would have been very funny.


I don’t know if she has “droopy danglers” but they looked decent in the 70s.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by Preezy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:45 am

But dem emails :datass:

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by Hexx » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:50 am

Preezy wrote:But dem emails :datass:


Buttery Males!

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by Dual » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:39 am

Hope the Queen cuts his strawberry floating head off and feeds it to the corgis

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by Moggy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:39 am

Dual wrote:Hope the Queen cuts his strawberry floating head off and feeds it to the cirfis


Haven't the cirfis suffered enough?

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by Preezy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:41 am

Dual wrote:Hope the Queen cuts his strawberry floating head off and feeds it to the corgis

What would actually happen if she did that? Can the Queen even be arrested?

Go on Lizzy, do us all a favour :toot:

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by Moggy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:49 am

Preezy wrote:Can the Queen even be arrested?


No, the Queen is immune from prosecution.

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by Preezy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:50 am

Moggy wrote:
Preezy wrote:Can the Queen even be arrested?


No, the Queen is immune from prosecution.

Sweet. Everything is in place :datass:

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by Rex Kramer » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:59 am

I bet at some point during his meeting with the Queen he compares how much money he's got or how big his house is.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by Preezy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:02 pm

I can just picture the Queen bristling with disdain for Trump. He is so unbecoming of his post, so unworthy of his title and so undiplomatic and completely devoid of class and respect.

At least, I hope she feels like that.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by Jenuall » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:05 pm

She should just ditch the meeting - let him chat bollocks with Phillip instead! If you turn up to our country and basically abuse and attack us then you don't get to meet our Queen.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by Dual » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:26 pm

Philip would stove his head in.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by KK » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:58 pm

I don't know what Philip would make of Trump, actually. I think they'd bond somewhat over inappropriate and racist jokes.

With Charles, the Queen, Harry, Meghan, William and Kate it's far more obvious, but if any of them did have any time for Trump it'd be Philip, even though I can't see them having much in common overall.

I doubt any of them have forgotten Trump's remarks about Diana.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by Hypes » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:15 pm

Hyperion wrote:

twitter.com/miqdaad/status/1017477082010603521


twitter.com/FactCheck/status/1017724216010035200


Oh wow

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PostRe: Politics Thread 5
by KK » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:20 pm

He's probably just angry that every time he went over there they kept calling him Michael Fabricunt.

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