Politics Thread 5

[DML]

It appears the Daily Mail turned Trump's chaotic visit into another attack on Corbyn:

Thanks for that, I needed a laugh!

[Garth]

Married Tory minister Andrew Griffiths has quit over perverted demands he made in 2,000 texts sent to two barmaids.

The new dad sent Imogen Treharne and her pal £700 and offered to rent a flat to meet for sex.

He demanded explicit photos and videos and described degrading sex acts in crude detail.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/ ... s-12919581

Some of the texts:
“I’m going to need something filthy to put a smile on my face. I want to see you both naked.”
“Take off the bra and panties… you’ve got Daddy in such a frenzy.”
“I’m going to bring you to London and do whatever I want to you.”
“I’m thinking maybe we need a flat for Daddy’s girls. I’m taken by you both. You girls are spectacular.”




What is it with Tories and pigs?

His resignation statement:

I am deeply ashamed at my behaviour which has caused untold distress to my wife and family, to whom I owe everything, and deep embarrassment to the Prime Minister and the Government I am so proud to serve.

I tendered my resignation as Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Small Business on Friday night. Following discussions today (Saturday) with the Chief Whip I have referred myself to the Conservative Party’s Code of Conduct procedures. I entirely accept that pending this investigation it is right the Whip is withdrawn.

I wish to apologise to my constituency association and to the people of Burton I am honoured to represent.

I do not seek to excuse my behaviour and will be seeking professional help to ensure it never happens again.

In time I hope to earn the forgiveness of all those who put their trust in me and that I have let down so terribly.

The Prime Minister and the Government she leads will continue to have my full support.

[Meep]

I'm always puzzled when when these people talk about seeking professional help. I did not know there was a cure for being an arsehole.

If things get any worse for May then maybe they will have to ask Diane Abbot to fill a few ministerial posts for them.

[KK]

Could someone explain to me this obsession (and from what I can tell it originated from America) about referring to your partner - and wanting to be referred to - as "Daddy".

I don't want a woman to believe in any way she's strawberry floating her Dad, but heh, MAYBE I'M WRONG.

[Moggy]

Tory MPs strawberry floating love weird sex

[Vermilion]

Tory MPs strawberry floating love weird sex

Well their former leader violated a pig, so it's hardly surprising.

[Garth]

May is on Marr now.

[Vermilion]

May is on Marr now.

Not if he still has his strength she won't be.

[Garth]

twitter.com/britainelects/status/1018425136498823169

[Squinty]

Could someone explain to me this obsession (and from what I can tell it originated from America) about referring to your partner - and wanting to be referred to - as "Daddy".

I don't want a woman to believe in any way she's strawberry floating her Dad, but heh, MAYBE I'M WRONG.

I cannot think of anything more boner killing than being in the middle of it, and the woman calls you daddy.

May is on Marr now.

Not if he still has his strength she won't be.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I cannot believe he wants someone to call him daddy while he strawberry floats them, especially considering he actually has young children. What the strawberry float? Take his kids into care.

[Moggy]

Apparently this is not a parody account.

twitter.com/beccamebabe/status/1018241269338902528

[Moggy]

Farage had Bannon on his radio show today. The political editor of LBC had this to say.

twitter.com/theousherwood/status/1018452436057513984

[Corazon de Leon]

Farage had Bannon on his radio show today. The political editor of LBC had this to say.

twitter.com/theousherwood/status/1018452436057513984

I don't understand how you get ahead in life treating people like that.

[Lex-Man]

Apparently this is not a parody account.

twitter.com/beccamebabe/status/1018241269338902528

I have a hard time believing it's not a parody considering it's clearly not a photo of the UK and clearly shows Muslims praying.

[Moggy]

Apparently this is not a parody account.

twitter.com/beccamebabe/status/1018241269338902528

I have a hard time believing it's not a parody considering it's clearly not a photo of the UK and clearly shows Muslims praying.

And yet it doesn’t appear to be a parody account.

[Squinty]

Farage had Bannon on his radio show today. The political editor of LBC had this to say.

twitter.com/theousherwood/status/1018452436057513984

Stop laughing at this Moggy, you strawberry floating liberal elite!!!!!

[Tineash]

These people are real, they're deranged, they're strawberry floating dangerous - and they're in or in proximity to power.

[Alvin Flummux]

We're going to have to have another world war to get rid of these freaks for another century, aren't we?

[Moggy]

We're going to have to have another world war to get rid of these freaks for another century, aren't we?

That won’t work this time. The far right influences in Britain and America are working with Russia.

Who would be able to fight against them? And we (as in us personally) would be on the wrong side even if somebody could take them on.