Politics Thread 7: THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER - General Election 04/07/24

[Moggy]

I don't know why 'don't get me started on the Palestinian marches' made me laugh as hard as it did. I half expected it to say 'and don't get me started on Meghan Markle'.

It was the line about 60 year old vegans in Jesus sandals that got me

Absolute embarrassment

"A six-foot 6 hairy arsed bloke can put on an ill-fitting wig, a charity shop dress, and a bit of lippy and enter sporting competitions alongside women"

That's right Lee! Women all enter sporting competitions wearing dresses! It's why they can't beat the men in the 100m, they keep tripping over their strawberry floating ball gowns.

[DML]

What happened to nuance?

[Prototype]

What happened to nuance?

He allegedly topped himself before the trial.

[Knoyleo]

Whenever anyone asks me what I mean when I say I want my country back, they expect me to talk about race, but that's not true! I also hate trans people too!

[Rex Kramer]

I'm sure it's a total coincidence that Anderson's bucolic view of Britain was also a time when you could be openly racist/homophobic/xenophobic.

[Moggy]

I know the likes of Anderson think the golden age of Britain was before non-whites came here in great numbers and before being gay was decriminalised. So we're talking before the 1960s.

I don't think even Anderson is stupid enough to want to go back before penicillin was commonly available.

So I think he means the mid 1950s. Which is weird, he was born in 1967 and so never even had the country he so desperately wants back.

[Ironhide]

I immediately dismiss the opinion of anyone who uses the phrase "I want my country back".

[Knoyleo]

I immediately dismiss the opinion of anyone who uses the phrase "I want my country back".

[Moggy]

I immediately dismiss the opinion of anyone who uses the phrase "I want my country back".

Lee Anderson approves of Ironhide's decision to ignore Gandhi and refuse to allow Indian independence.

[Carlos]

I want my country back and the country I am talking about would not tolerate this stupidity.

We all want rid of the Tories, mate.

[Zilnad]

Surprised there wasn't anything in there about autism and slapping kids.

[Carlos]

….they did not have to sit down and watch a drag queen reading them stories.

He’s going to have a heart attack when he finds out who used to tell the stories of Shakespeare.

[Lex-Man]

….they did not have to sit down and watch a drag queen reading them stories.

He’s going to have a heart attack when he finds out who used to tell the stories of Shakespeare.

Shakespeare wrote a letter in favour of immigrants once the woke barstard.

[Moggy]

….they did not have to sit down and watch a drag queen reading them stories.

He’s going to have a heart attack when he finds out who used to tell the stories of Shakespeare.

Can you imagine the right wing outrage if a Muslim suggested that we should stop doing pantomimes?

[Garth]

twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1793016479899685077

[Dowbocop]

twitter.com/gavinesler/status/1793010868751389178

[DML]

A strawberry floating TRIC award? Not the most prestigious of awards....

[Qikz]

A strawberry floating TRIC award? Not the most prestigious of awards....

They spelt it wrong, they meant to write PRICK

[Moggy]

twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1793016479899685077

I'd suggest that instead of messing around with ID, the Tories should just raise the voting age to 50+. But they are behind Labour with the over 50s and are neck and neck even with the over 65s.

Just go back to a system where only white male landowners over 60 can vote.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1793016479899685077

I'd suggest that instead of messing around with ID, the Tories should just raise the voting age to 50+. But they are behind Labour with the over 50s and are neck and neck even with the over 65s.

Just go back to a system where only white male landowners over 60 can vote.

The age profile is bleeding from them so rapidly, soon the only valid form of ID to vote will be a letter from the Queen/King for turning 100 years old.