Politics Thread 7: Dishy Rishi's Cabinet of Horrors

[Victor Mildew]

MPs clearly need to be subjected to weekly tech literacy and anti phishing training.

twitter.com/AvaSantina/status/1778059406141263880

I think he's learned from all of this and can now be trusted with the nuclear codes.

Launch2024!

Launch2022!

Wragg looks 60 years old but was born in 1987. How the strawberry float does he look so old?

Richard Griffiths was something daft like 25 when he played uncle monty in withnail and I.

[Moggy]

MPs clearly need to be subjected to weekly tech literacy and anti phishing training.

twitter.com/AvaSantina/status/1778059406141263880

I think he's learned from all of this and can now be trusted with the nuclear codes.

Launch2024!

Launch2022!

Wragg looks 60 years old but was born in 1987. How the strawberry float does he look so old?

Richard Griffiths was something daft like 25 when he played uncle monty in withnail and I.

39. And was playing an older man in a movie, not living his real life.

Although Uncle Monty would have also loved Grindr.

[Victor Mildew]

[Moggy]

"Yes we are lying bastards spreading propaganda...but the others (probably) did it as well!"

[KK]

Received my London mayoral election booklet in the post today. Right motley crew in here...





Cox out.

[Moggy]

Received my London mayoral election booklet in the post today. Right motley crew in here...





Cox out.

Candidates have to pay £10,000 to be in that booklet.

[Vermilion]

I was under the impression there are already plans for a memorial to The Queen, so i'm not sure why Reform have that in their brochure.

[Zilnad]

"The Met Police is too woke!"

Wait... what?

[poshrule_uk]

They want to make public transport safer but at the same time they want to narrow cycle lanes

[Moggy]

I was under the impression there are already plans for a memorial to The Queen, so i'm not sure why Reform have that in their brochure.

They've already spent a fortune on a proper tribute to Queen.

[Memento Mori]

I would much rather they build a big statue of Freddy Mercury in central London than Elizabeth II.

[Victor Mildew]

STAND UP TO WOKE

[Memento Mori]

In comparison to most other candidates in the booklet, the picture of the tory candidate is amusingly small. They've completely written off the london mayoral election.

[Benzin]

ULEZ & 20mph battlelines being drawn then.

Surprised "15 minute cities" didn't get mentioned.

[Victor Mildew]

BRITIN IS CHRISTCHUN

[Moggy]

Reform UK 'mortified' after sacking 'inactive' candidate who turned out to be dead

The party dropped York Central candidate Tommy Cawkwell after he did not respond to emails and phone calls.

Reform initially said it had rescinded his candidacy for "inappropriate social media messages,” but it later turned out he had in fact died following the selection process.

A Reform UK spokesman said: "Naturally I am mortified that through ignorance I did not realise the reason for his inactivity, it must have been ghastly for his family to read about it in the way it was presented in the press.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/reform-uk-mo ... o-be-dead/

[Grumpy David]

In comparison to most other candidates in the booklet, the picture of the tory candidate is amusingly small. They've completely written off the london mayoral election.

Sounds like a post that would equally have applied to the Tories previous candidate Shaun Bailey.

I wonder if Khan would consider becoming an MP again now that Labour will be in government, can’t be many Labour MPs still about with experience of governing.

[Dowbocop]

twitter.com/CountBinface/status/1778482505097621687

Not the stupidest candidate and hasn't been for several electoral cycles.

[Vermilion]

BRITIN IS CHRISTCHUN

U OK HUN?

[Knoyleo]

Would unironically vote for a candidate who wants to dunk corporate honchos in the literal mess of their own creation. If only I still lived in London.