Politics Thread 7: Dishy Rishi's Cabinet of Horrors

rinks wrote:It’s always a good sign when you hear ministers’ names and think, Who?!

That's exactly what I was thinking.

The daft strawberry floater thinks he's Gandalf. :lol:

I'd say he's closer to being Gollum.

Tories are more like Saruman, scouring the shire with gooseberry fool industry, destroying nature with pollution, promising local jobs for local wild men, promoting white hands matter and cracking down on people who smoke pipes for recreational purposes. Then claiming one of the two towers as their second home.

More like Robert Halfoff.

rinks wrote:I'd say he's closer to being Gollum.

People have heard of Gollum.

He's an unnamed orc that dies in a battle that's not even featured in the book.

Halfon the White. Halfon the Fool!

Garth wrote:

twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1772660209627857255

Only heard of one of them, and that's because in my house, we always refer to him as 'Steamy Heappey'

Vermilion wrote:
Garth wrote:

twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1772660209627857255

Only heard of one of them, and that's because in my house, we always refer to him as 'Steamy Heappey'

Hang on, what?

Lex-Man wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Garth wrote:

twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1772660209627857255

Only heard of one of them, and that's because in my house, we always refer to him as 'Steamy Heappey'

Hang on, what?

Comparing ministers to piles of manure is funny in this house.

Vermilion wrote:
Lex-Man wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Garth wrote:

twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1772660209627857255

Only heard of one of them, and that's because in my house, we always refer to him as 'Steamy Heappey'

Hang on, what?

Comparing ministers to piles of manure is funny in this house.

Epic bants

The S*n's front page is a story about "rich person once went to a rich person's party", just to smear somebody they don't like.

But I wonder why they chose that photo and not this one from the same event?

The British media’s weird obsession with trashing Harry and Meghan is so so so strange.

Also at the top of political news this afternoon

twitter.com/tuckwell_steve/status/1772955631240036725

Free market, Steve. Or does he want it to be publicly funded?!

twitter.com/alexwickham/status/1772970443453943908

twitter.com/BlewettSam/status/1772926564767764805

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:The British media’s weird obsession with trashing Harry and Meghan is so so so strange.

Also at the top of political news this afternoon

twitter.com/tuckwell_steve/status/1772955631240036725

If only Labour did more to stop peoples gas and leccy prices rising to unaffordable amounts sending most places like chippies out of business.

Qikz wrote:
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:The British media’s weird obsession with trashing Harry and Meghan is so so so strange.

Also at the top of political news this afternoon

twitter.com/tuckwell_steve/status/1772955631240036725

If only Labour did more to stop peoples gas and leccy prices rising to unaffordable amounts sending most places like chippies out of business.

The downfall of are fishing chips shops started when Jerummy Corbin made love to the anti-semite on the biased broadcasting craperation :roll:

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rinks wrote:Free market, Steve. Or does he want it to be publicly funded?!

With the price of fish and chips at the moment, all chip shops need to be nationalised.

Moggy wrote:
rinks wrote:Free market, Steve. Or does he want it to be publicly funded?!

With the price of fish and chips at the moment, all chip shops need to be nationalised.

But then you’d get no investment and no innovation. Where would the next battered halloumi come from?

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