Proof that cats are pure evil

jiggles wrote:We've a cat, two dogs and some tropical fish. The dogs have it. They're strawberry floating awesome.

I used to be a cat man, but when we got the dogs, my eyes were opened to how selfish and manipulative cats are. They only show you affection when they want something (food, pet, outside), and literally do not leave you alone until they get it. They'll leave fur everywhere, scratch everything and everyone, sit wherever the strawberry float they want and get arsey when you move them. And Jesus Christ, their piss and gooseberry fool smells so much worse than a dogs. Makes me actually wretch.

Not true. The cat I have always comes and snuggles up to you upside down, even if I just fed her. And how exactly do dogs show affection?

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **Rubix** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:43 pm

JK cats are cool

There should be a cull of 50% of cat numbers especially in the UK.

Same goes for pets in general.

I had the dog vs cat discussion with my date on Saturday. Unsurprisingly we came to the same conclusion, considering we both have (had a) cat. We agreed they both rock. This is because my date might have been Octo, it is only now I realise this. It's a realisation that I am comfortable with though. There are worse things in life than being gay for Octo.

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **Poser** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:53 pm

1cmanny1 wrote:And how exactly do dogs show affection?

The same way, pretty much. Nala cuddles into us of an evening, though usually lies at our feet, guarding. My dog gives me companionship, affection, entertainment, security and exercise.

She also shows affection in less obvious ways: her breed is one of those that would literally give their life to protect their owner. If gooseberry fool got heavy, nahmsayin?

Poser wrote:She also shows affection in less obvious ways: her breed is one of those that would literally give their life to protect their owner. If gooseberry fool got heavy, nahmsayin?

How's her judgement? It would be awful if she gave her life protecting you from something non threatening. Like a jar of marmite or something.

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **Poser** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:58 pm

She'd be bang on the money. I strawberry floating hate marmite.

Poser wrote:She'd be bang on the money. I strawberry floating hate marmite.

just checking, I strawberry floating hate it too.

Poser wrote:
1cmanny1 wrote:And how exactly do dogs show affection?

The same way, pretty much. Nala cuddles into us of an evening, though usually lies at our feet, guarding. My dog gives me companionship, affection, entertainment, security and exercise.

She also shows affection in less obvious ways: her breed is one of those that would literally give their life to protect their owner. If gooseberry fool got heavy, nahmsayin?

They bark though. And they smell. See, I have never actually owned a dog. I have just lived with people who have, which put me off them.
Here is my annoying animals chart.
Ducks>Chickens>Dogs>Cats>Lizzards

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **jiggles** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:09 pm

1cmanny1 wrote:And how exactly do dogs show affection?

Is this a serious question?

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **False** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:10 pm

Poorly trained dogs will behave poorly.

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **Poser** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:14 pm

1cmanny1 wrote:
They bark though. And they smell. See, I have never actually owned a dog. I have just lived with people who have, which put me off them.
Here is my annoying animals chart.
Ducks>Chickens>Dogs>Cats>Lizzards

Yes, dogs do bark. Well done. Cows moo, sheep say baa, and chickens cluck. I had no idea we were operating at that level here.

Less intelligent dogs bark a lot. Nala says it's a waste of time. She makes her point once, and you strawberry floating listen*.

* Genuinely, she barks once as an alert then waits to see what's happening. She only goes ballistic if there is a clear and present danger - and she can tell the difference between a person at the door and a teenager climbing into the garden.

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **jiggles** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:16 pm

Getting this kind of greeting every time you come home from work:

:wub:

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **Poser** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:19 pm

Awesome video. Actually made me laugh and choke up a bit at the same time.

Poser wrote:
1cmanny1 wrote:
They bark though. And they smell. See, I have never actually owned a dog. I have just lived with people who have, which put me off them.
Here is my annoying animals chart.
Ducks>Chickens>Dogs>Cats>Lizzards

Yes, dogs do bark. Well done. Cows moo, sheep say baa, and chickens cluck. I had no idea we were operating at that level here.

Less intelligent dogs bark a lot. Nala says it's a waste of time. She makes her point once, and you strawberry floating listen*.

* Genuinely, she barks once as an alert then waits to see what's happening. She only goes ballistic if there is a clear and present danger - and she can tell the difference between a person at the door and a teenager climbing into the garden.

These dogs go apeshit at the mail man or anyone he sees on out the gate. Want to swap? This dog is fluffy.

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **Bunni** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:21 pm

1cmanny1 wrote:These dogs go apeshit at the mail man or anyone he sees on out the gate. Want to swap? This dog is fluffy.

Our Poppy growls at the postman. She's a cat.

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **Poser** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:24 pm

No. Wouldn't swap her for anything.

Spoilered for big (this was taken several months ago, she's a monster now):

Are you sure? You can make a coat out of his fur in the summer?

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **Skarjo** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:26 pm

Poser wrote:
1cmanny1 wrote:
They bark though. And they smell. See, I have never actually owned a dog. I have just lived with people who have, which put me off them.
Here is my annoying animals chart.
Ducks>Chickens>Dogs>Cats>Lizzards

Yes, dogs do bark. Well done. Cows moo, sheep say baa, and chickens cluck. I had no idea we were operating at that level here.

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.

Right.... What do cows do again?

PostRe: Proof that cats are pure evil by **jiggles** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:28 pm

Apparently sheep speak.

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