Dog wrote:Gavin, I have something I have to get off my chest. It's been bothering me for a while now, and I'm not sure if I'm just being paranoid, but, I... I think Lucy is cheating on me. My suspicions started when we were on the beach and she started sniffing with that terrier. She doesn't even sleep in the same bed as me anymore, we... we haven't even humped in 3 months. I look in her eyes, and although she still wags back, I can see the love is gone. I... I've started drinking. My life is a mess. What should I do?
Me wrote:JESUS, OSCAR, STOP BARKING, IT'S ONLY THE POSTMAN