Pun-Pong

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **DML** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:32 pm

YOU ALWAYS strawberry float EVERYTHING UP IRONHIDE FOR CHRISSAKES

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Poser** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:33 pm

DML wrote:YOU ALWAYS strawberry float EVERYTHING UP IRONHIDE FOR CHRISSAKES

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Ironhide** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:35 pm

I didn't actually fully read the OP, I can delete my posts if you'd like.

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Herdanos** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:36 pm

Ironhide wrote:Pun Pong

DML wrote:YOU ALWAYS strawberry float EVERYTHING UP IRONHIDE FOR CHRISSAKES

Whoa, WTF? This seems a disproportionate response, am I not right in thinking Ironhide simply wants to play? Have I missed something here?

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **DML** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:37 pm

I was joking. Feel frie-sian to carry on.

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Herdanos** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:37 pm

OK.

Who wants to play against Ironhide?

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Poser** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:38 pm

I think DML was jokingly over-reacting, in fairness. Hence the caps.

Of course, the only way to settle this is some sort of pun-off...

(I can't play any further, I have some writing to do.)

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Ironhide** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:39 pm

My phasers are set to pun.

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Herdanos** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:18 pm

If anyone wants to play against Ironhide and I end up being absent, others can feel free to moderate; the game's rules are pretty straightforward.

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **OrangeRKN** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:20 pm

None of these are actually puns

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Moggy** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:27 pm

OrangeRakoon wrote:None of these are actually puns

YOUR NOT A strawberry floating PUN.

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Ironhide** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:38 pm

cba with this now.

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Moggy** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:44 pm

Ironhide wrote:cba with this now.

Don't be like that you miserable sod.

As Dan has already walked away from his game, I will step in with a story that Ironhide and whoever can pun away on.

Swiss MPs have turned down a canton's pleas for extra money to pay for damage caused by beavers.

The northern canton of Thurgau is home to around 500 beavers, and they cause significant damage to trees, crops and roads, the Tribune de Geneve news website reports. Although the state pays for damage to crops, Switzerland's cantons have to foot the bill for roads and drains damaged by the animals, at a cost of over 1m Swiss francs ($1m; £703,000) per year. Beaver dams can cause waterways to become blocked, leading to the destruction of drainage culverts and roads.

Thurgau's politicians believe they are on the receiving end of more than their fair share of repair bills, and submitted a bid for compensation to the Council of States - one of the two houses of the Swiss national parliament. Brigitte Haberli, who represents Thurgau in the council, pointed out that their small canton is home to one fifth of Switzerland's beaver population and is "becoming overcrowded". Her colleague, Roland Eberle, said the plea for extra cash "wasn't unreasonable". But the council as a whole thought differently and defeated the motion by 20 votes to 17.

Beavers are a protected species in Switzerland after they were hunted to extinction centuries ago, but reintroduced during the 1950s. However, the rejection of the compensation request is likely to hurt the beaver population, supporters of the motion say. Landowners are already illegally destroying dams to protect their property, the 20 Minutes news portal reports.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-fr ... e-35773349

Swiss beavers lads, BEAVERS!!

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **PatSharpsMullet** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:49 pm

It seems the Swiss MP's couldn't give a damn.

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **DML** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:49 pm

Dam son.

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Poser** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:54 pm

Did you know Beavers are alcoholics? They are always asking for a small aperitif.

(A smaller pair o' teeth. Joke also works with the Brazilian Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Janet Street Porter and a girl who gets on my Metro and who is really hot, except for her massive teeth, so I call her Small Aperitif Bird.)

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Moggy** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:56 pm

Poser wrote:Did you know Beavers are alcoholics? They are always asking for a small aperitif.

(A smaller pair o' teeth. Joke also works with the Brazilian Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Janet Street Porter and a girl who gets on my Metro and who is really hot, except for her massive teeth, so I call her Small Aperitif Bird.)

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Herdanos** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:04 pm

I am back now :shifty:

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Poser** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:08 pm

PunBuck McSquintil Christmas wrote:I am back now

S'ok, man. I've kept the troops entertained in the meantime.

PostRe: Pun-Pong by **Herdanos** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:12 pm

Ironhide wrote:cba with this now.

I'm sorry Ironhide. If you want to play again properly now we can?

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