Quick, to GRcade!

PostQuick, to GRcade! by **Qikz** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:11 pm

I've just seen the biggest spider i've ever seen in my life. It was nestled in the bath between a pair of rubber gloves which are just lying in there. I'm mega scared of those things, so I turned the shower on and managed to push it towards the plug hole. Which it then got stuck and seemed to shrivel up.

This beast didn't want to give up though and won't go down the plug hole, so I sprayed it with toilet cleaner which will hopefully break it up so I can wash it away later. I shoved the plug hole over it to make sure it doesn't get out.

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What are your previous, current Quick to GRcade moments?

Question there to make it into a viable thread.

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Loire** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:12 pm

It would've been I pushed my ex', floored her brother and some other twat from a neighboring town, whilst wearing an Indiana Jones 4 hat that I found on Saturday night. I didn't realise this place was open though, so it was straight to GR.

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Red Devil** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:14 pm

WHat're rubber gloves doing in the bath?

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **JiggerJay** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:14 pm

gooseberry fool i missed that Sam explain...

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **RogueLeader** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:15 pm

I came straight on to GRcade to tell you all about Ghost Warriors, released on Halloween Day itself, October 31st.

Starring Nathan Fillion, Scarlett Johansson (topless), Seth Rogen and Morgan Freeman, this action-adventure will have you shrieking at the neighbours for months to come.

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Zerudaaaaa!** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:16 pm

An undying need to know why poo is brown.

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Qikz** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:17 pm

El Diablo Rojo 52 wrote:WHat're rubber gloves doing in the bath?

Long story short, we don't use the bath anymore since we have the shower downstairs, so I just put the stuff I clean with in there.

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Count Nood** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:19 pm

I had a big spider in my bath last night too. :shock:

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Loire** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:21 pm

JiggerJay wrote:gooseberry fool i missed that Sam explain...

Loire wrote:So right like... I was in a bar and the old ex' comes up to me, hugging me like "I love you" kissing me and all that sh*t.

So I walk her and her brother to a nearby bar and I say "why are you coming onto me", "I come onto everyone", so I call her a slag and push her (which I shouldn't have, but drunk, and someone's playing on your emotions, but never the less, I'm a t***...), and then her brother starts swinging for me.

So I smash him, she throws her chips at me (chips in the hair), and I walk off. Cry for about an hour...

Then some t*** gives it the big un in the local indie spot, so we get in a ruckus, bouncers kick us out, and he's mouthing to my brother outside. My brother punches him in the face, bouncers on us... we walk off.

Then he runs up the street to me, so I dropped him and my brother pulls him off before I can properly put the boot in.

Lucky boys.

Looking back, I don't regret any of it. She's been a right twat to me, a complete slag, making me think she's more of a twat, and just given me reason to not talk to her again. Properly provoked some anger.

I went to apologise, in tears, and her step-mum properly gave me a kicking! strawberry float it - I'm completely through with her now.

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Qikz** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:23 pm

Phoenix Tennant wrote:I had a big spider in my bath last night too.

How big was it? When I looked at mine, it looked like an ants body with really massive legs. I hope it hasn't layed eggs anywhere.

:shock:

I've had it with these mother fooking spiders, in my mother fooking bath.

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Count Nood** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:26 pm

Hmm...the body on mine was probably twice the size of an ant's, but without the uber long legs. God, I hope mine hasn't laid eggs either, those bastard spiders scare the hell out of me. So much so that I didn't actually go in the bath last night, even after getting rid of it. :lol:

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **St Nick** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:33 pm

Only me and rght know the true extent to my epic battle with 'the wasp' last summer.

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **LewisD** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:34 pm

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Qikz** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:35 pm

Phoenix Tennant wrote:Hmm...the body on mine was probably twice the size of an ant's, but without the uber long legs. God, I hope mine hasn't laid eggs either, those bastard spiders scare the hell out of me. So much so that I didn't actually go in the bath last night, even after getting rid of it.

Just to be sure there wasn't any more of the spiders, I've chucked the rubber gloves out the window, i'll go stamp on them in the morning.

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Turok** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:43 pm

Speaking of big spiders, I caught this dude a few days ago.

Warning! Really BIG spider ahead

I found him, unsurprisingly, in the bathroom, right next to the light switch. I had to let him free after a while though as the jar was clearly too small for him.
So, yeah, I wasn't really quick to GR, but whatever.

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Qikz** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:47 pm

Anung Un Rama wrote:Turok, please spoiler warning. or spider tag it or something man please!

This.

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **black stig** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:47 pm

We need spider spoiler tags.

* shudders *

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Count Nood** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:47 pm

Jesus Christ. :shock:

PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Turok** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:55 pm

Point!

Website · PostRe: Quick, to GRcade! by **Tragic Magic** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:57 pm

I have no current "Quick, to GRcade" moments.

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