Terrorist incident outside Parliament

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by Saint of Killers » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:32 am

:lol: I know they set the bar pretty low for themselves, but they can't possibly go any more full retard than that front page...

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Moggy » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:37 am

Errkal wrote:Also, what kind if retard needs a manual on how to use a car for mass murder. It's very simple, you don't don't it because you aren't a banana split, not because you don't know how.


Plus, it took the Mail two minutes to find it? They either have a slow as strawberry float internet connection or have no idea how to search and had to read "Google for dummies" first.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by KK » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:48 am

VEHICLE TERROR MANUAL

1. GET IN CAR.
2. TURN IT ON.
3. DRIVE IT ON THE PAVEMENT.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Drumstick » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:50 am

KKLEIN wrote:VEHICLE TERROR MANUAL

1. GET IN CAR.
2. TURN IT ON.
3. DRIVE IT ON THE PAVEMENT.

I can't believe this stuff is available on the Internet. strawberry floating Google.

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by Somebody Else's Problem » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:50 am

KKLEIN wrote:VEHICLE TERROR MANUAL


See, not even terrorists use automatics.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Rex Kramer » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:54 am

KKLEIN wrote:VEHICLE TERROR MANUAL

1. GET IN CAR.
2. TURN IT ON.
3. DRIVE IT ON THE PAVEMENT.

Somebody's going to be getting a knock on the door from MI5 in the next few hours...

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Moggy » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:54 am

KKLEIN wrote:VEHICLE TERROR MANUAL

1. GET IN CAR.
2. TURN IT ON.
3. DRIVE IT ON THE PAVEMENT.


And now GRcade is on yet another watchlist. Well done KK. :x

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by KK » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:54 am

More reason to have self driving cars.

TERRORISTS HACK INTO SELF DRIVING CARS - FULL 52 PAGE REPORT IN YOUR MAIL ON SATURDAY! PLUS! COOKING UPSIDE DOWN WITH A CANARY, CAN IT SAVE LIVES? ONLY IN YOUR MAIL THIS SATURDAY!

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Return_of_the_STAR » Fri Mar 24, 2017 11:11 am

There's also a story on the daily mail about the police commissioner and how he was at the Houses of Parliament when the attack happened and was whisked away in a car. This obviously leads to idiots commenting on him, calling him a coward for not staying and helping etc. Which is complete bollocks, he wasn't required to help, there were a lot of people there, he would have been needed more urgently in the cobra meeting and various other meetings for the rest of the day. I'm sure if he was stood next to the pc that was stabbed then he would have assisted. I really hate the DM when events like this happen.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Preezy » Fri Mar 24, 2017 11:17 am

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:I really the DM when events like this happen.

I really a whole can of Coke but you don't hear me complaining.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Return_of_the_STAR » Fri Mar 24, 2017 11:26 am

Preezy wrote:
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:I really the DM when events like this happen.

I really a whole can of Coke but you don't hear me complaining.


I really you when you take the piss out of me :x

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Green Gecko » Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:01 pm

What say amount to act aesthetic terrorism.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Dblock » Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:55 pm

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:There's also a story on the daily mail about the police commissioner and how he was at the Houses of Parliament when the attack happened and was whisked away in a car. This obviously leads to idiots commenting on him, calling him a coward for not staying and helping etc. Which is complete bollocks, he wasn't required to help, there were a lot of people there, he would have been needed more urgently in the cobra meeting and various other meetings for the rest of the day. I'm sure if he was stood next to the pc that was stabbed then he would have assisted. I really hate the DM when events like this happen.


In movies they usually go out guns blazing and running in the hallways shouting every one to get down. The commissioner let every one down he should have wrecked gooseberry fool.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Squinty » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:25 pm

Rex Kramer wrote:Surely even the dim witted blue rinse brigade could see the screamingly obvious flaw in that argument?


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I'm not confident.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Rocsteady » Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:43 pm

They have a semi - valid point, which is that Google and Twitter could do more to quickly remove blatant terrorist postings. It's just written in a ridiculous manner.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Ad7 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:59 pm

Rocsteady wrote:They have a semi - valid point, which is that Google and Twitter could do more to quickly remove blatant terrorist postings. It's just written in a ridiculous manner.


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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Karl » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:22 pm

I always imagine the turbomorons who comment on Daily Mail articles typing out their vitriolic shite with at least a semi.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Moggy » Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:38 am

Vile pigtroll Hopkins:

No. Being born in Britain no longer guarantees you are truly British. Khalid being British is sadly seen as a victory for liberals.


I wonder what she means? Could it be that being a little bit brown means somebody can't be British in some people's eyes?

This is why people call islamophobes racist, we know Islam isn't a race but we also know you mean non-whites.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Blue Eyes » Sun Mar 26, 2017 11:50 am

She just wants to get paid for saying horrible things because she's a psychopath banana split. A vile, ugly bitch with a face like a foot.

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PostRe: Terrorist incident outside Parliament
by Knoyleo » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:01 pm

Let's stop freedom!

WhatsApp must not be 'place for terrorists to hide'

There must be "no place for terrorists to hide" and intelligence services must have access to encrypted messaging services, the home secretary has said.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39396578


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