If you arent using wet wipes/wet toilet paper after pooping, you are not wiping your ass properly...and I can prove it. You can see the results RIGHT NOW with a small experiment.
1. Go into your restroom. 2. Close the door. 3. Make a doo-doo. 4. Wipe your ass like normal. 5. Now wet a piece of toilet paper. (optional path B: or use a wet wipe) 6. Wipe again.
You will see doo-doo stains come off into the wet toilet paper. But wait... you didn't actually think you were properly wiping all this time did you? No. You weren't.
Since I have a hairy hole, things can get really complicated down there. Especially in the this humid climate. So I make sure (even if in a public restroom) to wipe with something wet. It gets more doo-doo out and leaves you feeling more clean.
I hop in the shower after every poop. Since I enjoy hot water, my showers are typically 10-15 minutes. And since I poop 3 times a day, I often spend more than an hour showering (this includes my usual morning and nightly showers). Be like me—please think of the Earth and don’t flush wet wipes.
Good idea maybe. I'm not a hariy guy at all, but for some reason my ass hole is hairy as strawberry float. Wiping my ass after a gooseberry fool takes so much time and paper. I probably use five sheets just to assess the damage.
But, how does one shave their ass hole? I don't want to use a mirror and a cut throat shaver and cut open a new hole. Do I wax the ass hole? Is that how it's done?