NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

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Every time :lol:

It's pouf time :datass:

Should you be allowed to peepee in your own yard?

I own a house. Surrounding that house, is a decent size lawn. On occasion I’ll sneak a pee in in the backyard, but I’m often warned that if caught, I could be arrested and put on a list. Is that true? I’m a little afraid to Google it. My dogs use my yard. my neighbors pets use my yard… I’m paying for the damn thing and I should be able to pee all over it if I so choose.

Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy!?

Jerry Springer and trailer park trash springs to mind.

Just the sheer laziness of it as well.

Surely just piss in the sink like a normal person?

But do you keep your piss in a cupboard or in the fridge?

Karl wrote:But do you keep your piss in a cupboard or in the fridge?

Salad crisper. It is a convenient piss bucket.

I'm guessing it'd be legal in the UK, but I don't really understand why you'd want to.

lex-man wrote:I'm guessing it'd be legal in the UK, but I don't really understand why you'd want to.

The only scenario I can think of would be if you get home a bit pissed up and get front door bladder where you really really need to pee to the point it is preventing you getting the key in the door and it is a matter of pee in the garden or piss yourself.

Actually when I was a kid I got home and realized I had forgotten my keys and was busting for a piss, so ended up climbing over my fence to have a slash in my back garden.

What if hypothetically you're round your friends house drinking and playing games in the early hours of the morning, but can't go upstairs to the bathroom because their parent and/or a baby are sleeping up there. Then it'd be fine right?

It's not a massive problem as it;ll be washed away by the next rain although I wouldn't make a habit of it.

I can't imagine that having your wang out in a public place would be a good idea. Even if it's your own garden.

I dunno, masturbating in library's was in vogue a few years ago (maybe still is). There was some woman in Canada that got caught and arrested for it though.

KK wrote:I dunno, masturbating in library's was in vogue a few years ago (maybe still is). There was some woman in Canada that got caught and arrested for it though.

Did she do a regualr cam show thing from there, I mean that just shows that Libraries should branch out, make some private wank rooms or something

It wasn't Ginger Banks, was it? She often streamed from a library :wub:

Almost got caught a couple of times.

Lagamorph wrote:Should you be allowed to peepee in your own yard?

I own a house. Surrounding that house, is a decent size lawn. On occasion I’ll sneak a pee in in the backyard, but I’m often warned that if caught, I could be arrested and put on a list. Is that true? I’m a little afraid to Google it. My dogs use my yard. my neighbors pets use my yard… I’m paying for the damn thing and I should be able to pee all over it if I so choose.

Who's he warned by :lol:

Squinty wrote:I can't imagine that having your wang out in a public place would be a good idea. Even if it's your own garden.

Doesn't that depend on how secluded your garden is. If you can't be seen then it's fine.

Saint of Killers wrote:It wasn't Ginger Banks, was it? She often streamed from a library Almost got caught a couple of times.

Kendra Sunderland wasn’t it? She became a proper pornstar after that.

So I heard....

NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

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