ResetEra - sold for $4.55 million

Jenuall wrote:Who the strawberry float is wiping their ass until it bleeds? "Can't go about my day until I've wiped my ass red-raw and felt that hot stream of sanguis running down my legs!"

Preezy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Who the strawberry float is wiping their ass until it bleeds? "Can't go about my day until I've wiped my ass red-raw and felt that hot stream of sanguis running down my legs!"

There's obviously more going on in these people's minds that makes them think this much wiping is appropriate. We're into some Macbeth level gooseberry fool here:

The Shitty Bard wrote:Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this shite
Clean from my ass? No, this my ass will rather
The multitudinous seas incarnadine,
Making the green one brown.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only human being on this forum.

NickSCFC

Ad7 wrote::dread:

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only human being on this forum.

Tomous wrote:What’s their whole “port begging” thing?

I saw someone start a thread noting how many PC games were coming to the Switch and inviting a discussion on what other games could work and it was closed for port begging. Seemed a fairly harmless discussion to me.

It's any post wishing or asking or arguing for a port from one system to another or saying it should have been e.g. 3DS to Switch or PS3 to XBO or whatever.

Don't make silly list threads that is going to generate nothing but character wars.

Character wars :lol:

this guy sounds about 12.

Green Gecko wrote:
Tomous wrote:What’s their whole “port begging” thing?

I saw someone start a thread noting how many PC games were coming to the Switch and inviting a discussion on what other games could work and it was closed for port begging. Seemed a fairly harmless discussion to me.

It's any post wishing or asking or arguing for a port from one system to another or saying it should have been e.g. 3DS to Switch or PS3 to XBO or whatever.

The exception is anyone saying "This should have been on/should come to Switch"
ResetEra has a massive desire to see the 3DS die and get no new software, so that kind of port begging is allowed and practically encouraged.

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'I have never played a Smash game, convince me to get it for the Switch'

If you want to play it play it, if you don't, don't! The thread is just to get the game's fans to do a merry dance for your ego.

(I didn't say that on ResetEra because they will likely ban me for some micro-aggression shite. I want to save my ban for something meaningful.)

NEW SWITCH OWNER HERE, ANY TIPS?

Yeah, enjoy it and play some games, you haven't bought an enigma machine.

Most topics of that kind are exactly what you describe, nothing but triggers for the exact kind of people that will post in their droves, meaning their topic will get it's moment in the sun, and the OP can merrily ignore any and all advice as they climax all over their anime pillow just as the topic gets locked.

JUST WATCHED THE LAST JEDI AND.... I ENJOYED IT?

Ad7 wrote:NEW SWITCH OWNER HERE, ANY TIPS?

Ask your Landlord.

Ad7 wrote:NEW SWITCH OWNER HERE, ANY TIPS?

Yeah, enjoy it and play some games, you haven't bought an enigma machine.

Most topics of that kind are exactly what you describe, nothing but triggers for the exact kind of people that will post in their droves, meaning their topic will get it's moment in the sun, and the OP can merrily ignore any and all advice as they climax all over their anime pillow just as the topic gets locked.

JUST WATCHED THE LAST JEDI AND.... I ENJOYED IT?

Multiple lols in there :lol:

ResetEra has inherited Neogafs complete obsession with cock size,

What is the correct size for a flaccid dick?

Of course it has, it's a community comprised of the very same people. :slol:

Insecure manbabies.

Mine just stops above my knee.

lex-man wrote:Mine just stops above my knee.

You must have the smallest cock on the forum if it doesn't even reach your knees.

Pedz wrote:
lex-man wrote:Mine just stops above my knee.

You must have the smallest cock on the forum if it doesn't even reach your knees.

I'll start using weights to stretch it out, that'll stretch it out a bit.

Mine resembles a bright red button mushroom. My wife is consistently delighted.

Gemini73

Ad7 wrote:NEW SWITCH OWNER HERE, ANY TIPS?

Yeah, enjoy it and play some games, you haven't bought an enigma machine.

Most topics of that kind are exactly what you describe, nothing but triggers for the exact kind of people that will post in their droves, meaning their topic will get it's moment in the sun, and the OP can merrily ignore any and all advice as they climax all over their anime pillow just as the topic gets locked.

JUST WATCHED THE LAST JEDI AND.... I ENJOYED IT?

Do you think the Trump Admin might eventually come after resetera?

I hope it does, just for the reactions of the forumites. :slol:

This is why people make fun of resetera

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