NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

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by Preezy » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:44 pm

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Buffalo wrote:I use those girly scrub poof things. Not even bothered. I get them in a neutral colour, at least.


Same here, bit of shower gel on it and scrub away :datass:

Poofs unite :toot:

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by Buffalo » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:45 pm

Thank Christ, I thought it was just me.

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by Preezy » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:48 pm

The way I see it - girls are far cleaner and lovelier than men so if it’s good enough for them and their Ferrari vaginas, it’s good enough for me and my Robin Reliant penis.

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by Ad7 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:48 pm

I also use women's shower gel because it smells better :datass:

If I had hair I'd go full woman and wrap a towel around my head when I got out.

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by Mafro » Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:09 pm

*pouf

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by <]:^D » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:14 pm

you guys are mad :lol: do you wash your hands with a scrubbing brush every day? and then do you clean your arse and then the next day your face with the same pouf? disgusting wankers.

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by Buffalo » Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:53 am

...no?

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by Ad7 » Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:59 am

<]:^D wrote:you guys are mad :lol: do you wash your hands with a scrubbing brush every day? and then do you clean your arse and then the next day your face with the same pouf? disgusting wankers.


Not sure if parody post...


This kind of reply is classic gaf/resetera - everything is black and white - you use a pouf? Well in that case then it must be your only means of washing and therefore you are smearing gooseberry fool all over your face like the piece of gooseberry fool you are. The same logic applies to washing your arse it would seem - Oh you gooseberry fool out of your ass so therefore everyone's crack must be packed with gooseberry fool and you're gay if you put your hand anywhere near it and you would get a complete turd on your hand should you dare to go anywhere near your own backside with anything other than a radiation suit like the piece of gooseberry fool you are.

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by Heskimo » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:28 am

I threw my last pouf away as it got pretty old and shitty but haven't get replaced it. Definitely use way too much shower gel when not using the pouf so I really need to remember to pick another one up.

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by Karl » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:29 am

Ad7 wrote:
<]:^D wrote:you guys are mad :lol: do you wash your hands with a scrubbing brush every day? and then do you clean your arse and then the next day your face with the same pouf? disgusting wankers.


This kind of reply is classic gaf/resetera - everything is black and white - you use a pouf? Well in that case then it must be your only means of washing and therefore you are smearing gooseberry fool all over your face like the piece of gooseberry fool you are. The same logic applies to washing your arse it would seem - Oh you gooseberry fool out of your ass so therefore everyone's crack must be packed with gooseberry fool and you're gay if you put your hand anywhere near it and you would get a complete turd on your hand should you dare to go anywhere near your own backside with anything other than a radiation suit like the piece of gooseberry fool you are.


The only 'Era' post here is whatever that just was. Are you okay?

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by <]:^D » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:40 am

obviously some poop from his pouf went in his mouth and he's got brain problems now

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by Mafro » Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:06 pm

Ad7 wrote:
<]:^D wrote:you guys are mad :lol: do you wash your hands with a scrubbing brush every day? and then do you clean your arse and then the next day your face with the same pouf? disgusting wankers.


Not sure if parody post...


This kind of reply is classic gaf/resetera - everything is black and white - you use a pouf? Well in that case then it must be your only means of washing and therefore you are smearing gooseberry fool all over your face like the piece of gooseberry fool you are. The same logic applies to washing your arse it would seem - Oh you gooseberry fool out of your ass so therefore everyone's crack must be packed with gooseberry fool and you're gay if you put your hand anywhere near it and you would get a complete turd on your hand should you dare to go anywhere near your own backside with anything other than a radiation suit like the piece of gooseberry fool you are.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:47 pm

I've only ever used shower gel and my hands. Now that I think about it, it is pretty weird that I am essentially jamming my hand right up my arse crack, usually right after I've taken a dump :lol:.

But also pretty hot :datass:.

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by Karl » Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:26 pm

After taking a joke about 'shitposting' to heart, Bob has a mental breakdown:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Now that I think about it, it is pretty weird that I am essentially jamming my hand right up my arse crack, usually right after I've taken a dump :lol:.

But also pretty hot :datass:.

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by Dangerblade » Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:45 pm

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by Green Gecko » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:36 pm

I think Mythbusters prooved that fecal matter ends up on everything, somehow, whatever you do - including your toothbrush. So really it doesn't matter, it's all the same gooseberry fool, hydrogen and carbon. Just wash your wash things thoroughly. If you're washing your face with a shitty cloth I imagine that would be pretty obvious. Also who's to say your beautiful anus isn't offended by being washed with all the grease, oils, saliva and mucus from your disgusting face.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:23 pm

Karl wrote:After taking a joke about 'shitposting' to heart, Bob has a mental breakdown:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Now that I think about it, it is pretty weird that I am essentially jamming my hand right up my arse crack, usually right after I've taken a dump :lol:.

But also pretty hot :datass:.

If every mental breakdown involves my lubricated hand sliding up and down my bum crack then I'll take another one right now :datass:.

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by Ad7 » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:33 pm

Mental breakdowns :datass:

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by Venom » Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:27 pm

The reasons for people being banned on ResetEra are so absurd and don't allow any room for free speech but also funny!

User banned (2 days): trolling in a serious thread by equating vegetarianism with mental illness.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Squinty » Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:34 pm

<]:^D wrote:obviously some poop from his pouf went in his mouth and he's got brain problems now


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