NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

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by Lagamorph » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:35 pm

Reading through that Confessions thread....strawberry floating hell,

I strawberry floated up big time

I got my sister pregnant. I didn't strawberry float her, no, but I poked holes in her condoms.I was jealous she was dating the guy I was crushing on. I was mad and wanted revenge. I was 14 and stupid. I strawberry floated up and ruined her life.

It's been a decade and she's gone from being the popular cheerleader to single mom working fast food. But, what am I supposed to say? "Sorry sis I'm the reason ya got pregnant and had a child! No hard feelings, eh? xoxoxoxo"I let her live with me, I watch her son (the b/f bailed on her after HS) and help hr out. But, it gnaws at me for what I did.

My sis just assumes this was an act of god. To be fair she doesn't regret having her son; she loves him but, this isn't what she wanted. Working a shitty fast food job and having a kid before 30 is not what she wanted in life. She had plans to go to a good University, she had plans and I ruined it. I got to go to a wonderful School, I got to meet a wonderful man, I have a excellent job and a blossoming career. None of it was worth throwing my sister under the bus.



I pissed in my bed a couple of days ago. idk, it was the middle of the night and I was half-asleep floating in and out of consciousness and my bladder just let somethin loose. didn't mind at first cuz it was chilly as hell at the time, fall temperatures and all, and the piss warmed me up for a bit but then it got cold and I had to dip out and finish the rest of my sleep on the sofa downstairs, still been sleeping on that sofa since, I really should get around to washing my sheets



Some time ago I was hanging at my best friend's house. Everything was chill up until his sister walked into the room and said she needed to take a bath (my friends room has one private shower) since the main bathroom was not working properly. She is incredibly beautiful (think Mary Elizabeth Winstead) so naturally my mind went to the gutter immediately imagining her wet naked body.

Anyway, she gets out of the shower (all dressed up obviously) and promptly leaves the room as she apparently was in a big hurry. Later that night when my buddy fell asleep I went into the bathroom being the horny guy that I am to take care of my 'business'. Just as I'm about to start I notice that she had left the pair of panties she was using that day, needles to say I had to do something about it.

I don't know what it was, but I could clearly smell her scent oozing from said pair of underwear, that, combined with the fact that I was masturbating to a girl I constantly see via my best friend made me very aroused to such a point I couldn't control myself and ended up ejaculating on the panties.

I cleaned it as best as I could and dropped them in the place where I found them. Hours later when she came back from her party or whatever it is she went to, she got into the room, assuming we were both asleep (I was already lying on a couch in my friend's room) and went into the bathroom to grab her underwear. Hopefully she didn't noticed (or mind) the state of them.

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by Ad7 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:43 pm

strawberry floating hell

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by Mafro » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:00 pm

Some of the stuff in that thread is proper disgusting. Bunch of weirdos :dread:

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by Somebody Else's Problem » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:11 pm

Mafro wrote:Some of the stuff in that thread is proper disgusting. Bunch of weirdos :dread:


90 to 95% of it is fake, though. It's basically a Confessember tradition at this point.

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by Saint of Killers » Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:05 am

2nd one is fake and clearly written to come off as such. The bath/panties one is 3rd rate topshelf mag fiction and the condoms one is the product of a sick mind.

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by ITSMILNER » Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:16 am

So, who is going to start the GRconfessions thread?


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by Karl » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:20 pm

ITSMILNER wrote:So, who is going to start the GRconfessions thread?


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We tried this once and it went exactly as well as you'd expect.

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by Venom » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:16 pm

Dirty bastards. But if that story about the girl making holes in her sister's condoms is true it is the saddest story of them all - literally altering the fate of a person's life for the worst.

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by Dangerblade » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:45 pm

Karl wrote:
ITSMILNER wrote:So, who is going to start the GRconfessions thread?


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We tried this once and it went exactly as well as you'd expect.

It was more the fact that I got hardly any confessions :lol: If I'd had one even half as crude as the Era lot I'd have called it a great success.

Here it is: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39204

Fun fact: I sent one of them in myself :shifty:

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by Moggy » Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:21 pm

Venom wrote:Dirty bastards. But if that story about the girl making holes in her sister's condoms is true it is the saddest story of them all - literally altering the fate of a person's life for the worst.


I’m not sure the nephew would think that. ;)

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by Green Gecko » Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:24 pm

On the other hand she effectively conceived her nephew, without which she would not exist.

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by Albear » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:09 pm

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by Venom » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:43 am

Moggy wrote:
Venom wrote:Dirty bastards. But if that story about the girl making holes in her sister's condoms is true it is the saddest story of them all - literally altering the fate of a person's life for the worst.


I’m not sure the nephew would think that. ;)


Green Gecko wrote:On the other hand she effectively conceived her nephew, without which she would not exist.



I get what you mean! But as with all 'unplanned' pregnancies nobody is going to voice it any different because it sounds like wishing someone, the nephew, were dead - but that's not the case. Rather it's thinking if she'd taken a different path (if her future hadn't been sabotaged) how would things be different? The fact that the sister telling the story talks about how she's had a great education and great job and met a great man only serves to underline that this self-actualising successful life would probably have been her sister's too - if only she didn't ruin it.

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by Green Gecko » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:15 pm

It's certainly a sad story and a great contraception campaign.

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by darksideby182 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:19 pm

Some condom's used to have spermicide in them to kill the sperm.

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by Somebody Else's Problem » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:45 am

Got my first warning on Resetera.

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by Venom » Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:54 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Got my first warning on Resetera.


What did you do?!

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by Alvin Flummux » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:30 pm

Venom wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Got my first warning on Resetera.


What did you do?!


Perhaps the towel slipped?

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by Ad7 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:32 pm

Show me where resetera touched you.

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by Garth » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:40 pm

Did it involve a tuna sandwich?


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