ResetEra - sold for $4.55 million

So I thought I'd see what was happening on Neogaf

If you were in my shoes, would you pick up food from the ground if it wasn't opened?

Now I am not talking picking up something like a donut or a slice of pizza but food that hasn't been opened yet. Like a bag of chips or one of those individually wrapped little debbie cakes. I was thinking about picking it up, but I might get people giving me strange looks. And it has been outside for the past few days. But it was cold so I double the chocolate frosting melted.

Buffalo wrote:I use those girly scrub poof things. Not even bothered. I get them in a neutral colour, at least.

Same here, bit of shower gel on it and scrub away :datass:

This isn’t going to stop feeling wrong, somehow.

ITSMILNER wrote:S’wrong with just using your hand and shower gel?

Uses more liquid and isn’t abrasive enough for feet.

Ad7 wrote:
Buffalo wrote:I use those girly scrub poof things. Not even bothered. I get them in a neutral colour, at least.

Same here, bit of shower gel on it and scrub away

Poofs unite :toot:

Thank Christ, I thought it was just me.

The way I see it - girls are far cleaner and lovelier than men so if it’s good enough for them and their Ferrari vaginas, it’s good enough for me and my Robin Reliant penis.

I also use women's shower gel because it smells better :datass:

If I had hair I'd go full woman and wrap a towel around my head when I got out.

*pouf

you guys are mad :lol:

do you wash your hands with a scrubbing brush every day? and then do you clean your arse and then the next day your face with the same pouf? disgusting wankers.

...no?

<]:^D wrote:you guys are mad do you wash your hands with a scrubbing brush every day? and then do you clean your arse and then the next day your face with the same pouf? disgusting wankers.

Not sure if parody post...

This kind of reply is classic gaf/resetera - everything is black and white - you use a pouf? Well in that case then it must be your only means of washing and therefore you are smearing gooseberry fool all over your face like the piece of gooseberry fool you are. The same logic applies to washing your arse it would seem - Oh you gooseberry fool out of your ass so therefore everyone's crack must be packed with gooseberry fool and you're gay if you put your hand anywhere near it and you would get a complete turd on your hand should you dare to go anywhere near your own backside with anything other than a radiation suit like the piece of gooseberry fool you are.

I threw my last pouf away as it got pretty old and shitty but haven't get replaced it. Definitely use way too much shower gel when not using the pouf so I really need to remember to pick another one up.

Ad7 wrote:
<]:^D wrote:you guys are mad do you wash your hands with a scrubbing brush every day? and then do you clean your arse and then the next day your face with the same pouf? disgusting wankers.

This kind of reply is classic gaf/resetera - everything is black and white - you use a pouf? Well in that case then it must be your only means of washing and therefore you are smearing gooseberry fool all over your face like the piece of gooseberry fool you are. The same logic applies to washing your arse it would seem - Oh you gooseberry fool out of your ass so therefore everyone's crack must be packed with gooseberry fool and you're gay if you put your hand anywhere near it and you would get a complete turd on your hand should you dare to go anywhere near your own backside with anything other than a radiation suit like the piece of gooseberry fool you are.

The only 'Era' post here is whatever that just was. Are you okay?

obviously some poop from his pouf went in his mouth and he's got brain problems now

Ad7 wrote:
<]:^D wrote:you guys are mad do you wash your hands with a scrubbing brush every day? and then do you clean your arse and then the next day your face with the same pouf? disgusting wankers.

Not sure if parody post...

This kind of reply is classic gaf/resetera - everything is black and white - you use a pouf? Well in that case then it must be your only means of washing and therefore you are smearing gooseberry fool all over your face like the piece of gooseberry fool you are. The same logic applies to washing your arse it would seem - Oh you gooseberry fool out of your ass so therefore everyone's crack must be packed with gooseberry fool and you're gay if you put your hand anywhere near it and you would get a complete turd on your hand should you dare to go anywhere near your own backside with anything other than a radiation suit like the piece of gooseberry fool you are.

Gotten to.

I've only ever used shower gel and my hands. Now that I think about it, it is pretty weird that I am essentially jamming my hand right up my arse crack, usually right after I've taken a dump :lol:

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But also pretty hot :datass:

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After taking a joke about 'shitposting' to heart, Bob has a mental breakdown:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Now that I think about it, it is pretty weird that I am essentially jamming my hand right up my arse crack, usually right after I've taken a dump .

But also pretty hot .

I think Mythbusters prooved that fecal matter ends up on everything, somehow, whatever you do - including your toothbrush. So really it doesn't matter, it's all the same gooseberry fool, hydrogen and carbon. Just wash your wash things thoroughly. If you're washing your face with a shitty cloth I imagine that would be pretty obvious. Also who's to say your beautiful anus isn't offended by being washed with all the grease, oils, saliva and mucus from your disgusting face.

ResetEra - sold for $4.55 million

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