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Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:12 am
by ITSMILNER
https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-anyone-else-have-issues-with-their-stuff-dipping-in-the-toilet.5688/

Laughing way too much at this thread :slol:


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Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:38 am
by Advent7
ITSMILNER wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-anyone-else-have-issues-with-their-stuff-dipping-in-the-toilet.5688/

Laughing way too much at this thread :slol:


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This is so true though, America toilets are so strange. The opening is strawberry floating massive, presumably for ample America arse, so anyone slim nearly falls in anyway. Then you have the bowl part which is really shallow and long, so your gooseberry fool ends up sitting about 5cm below your arsehole and just slowly moving around. Then there seems to be no pressure on the flush, the water just drops out and then fills from the bottom again so there's no water rolling down the sides to move anything away.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:50 am
by Saint of Killers
Their bogs sound gooseberry fool.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:26 am
by KK
Make their bogs great again.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:14 pm
by Venom
Saint of Killers wrote:Their bogs sound gooseberry fool.


When I went on holiday to the LA the hotel toilets were really shallow and the water really high. You had to hold your member and gently easy out your deposit. God help anyone who has diarrhoea!

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:43 pm
by Advent7
Nothing quite like being on a yank toilet and having a turd appear right in the middle of your legs mid gooseberry fool.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:45 pm
by Tomous
Also, their cubicles don't exactly offer a lot of privacy with huge gaps in the door.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:51 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Ad7 wrote:Nothing quite like being on a yank toilet and having a turd appear right in the middle of your legs mid gooseberry fool.


WTF happened there? :lol: Sounds like an experience!

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:58 pm
by Venom
Darting from the end-of-an-era to neo-beginnings to gooseberry fools in the bog. This is becoming quite the random thread!

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:31 pm
by Advent7
Alvin Flummux wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Nothing quite like being on a yank toilet and having a turd appear right in the middle of your legs mid gooseberry fool.


WTF happened there? :lol: Sounds like an experience!


Their toilets are so strawberry floating strange. Imagine a big rounded rectangle with high walls as the main part of the bowl, and this is filled nearly to the top with water, with the hole for the waste to go down quite high too. So rather than a turd coming out and dropping about a foot down to a little pool of water like on a regular normal person toilet, you start to gooseberry fool and it's already dipping in to water before it's even a quarter of the way out of your ass. Then the thing just floats on top or near it anyway because the water is so shallow so if you have a multi stage dump, the chances are a huge gooseberry fool will come and say hello in your vision between your legs at some point, dangerously close to whence it came. If you piss during the process, expect fast moving turds right there enjoying a yellow lazy river.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:34 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Ad7 wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Nothing quite like being on a yank toilet and having a turd appear right in the middle of your legs mid gooseberry fool.


WTF happened there? :lol: Sounds like an experience!


Their toilets are so strawberry floating strange. Imagine a big rounded rectangle with high walls as the main part of the bowl, and this is filled nearly to the top with water, with the hole for the waste to go down quite high too. So rather than a turd coming out and dropping about a foot down to a little pool of water like on a regular normal person toilet, you start to gooseberry fool and it's already dipping in to water before it's even a quarter of the way out of your ass. Then the thing just floats on top or near it anyway because the water is so shallow so if you have a multi stage dump, the chances are a huge gooseberry fool will come and say hello in your vision between your legs at some point, dangerously close to whence it came. If you piss during the process, expect fast moving turds right there enjoying a yellow lazy river.


:slol: Jesus strawberry floating Christ. I've lived in the US for nearly 6 years now and not one toilet has been like that, thank god.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:40 pm
by Advent7
I lot of the hotel toilets are like it unfortunately. In fact on this last trip I did one that just sat there like some swimming brown snake, I wanted to take a photo of it and put it here because it was just strawberry floating hilarious.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:53 pm
by Mafrozen
In more sexual assault news, some IGN staff appear to be on strike just now over IGN HR's poor handling of a case of sexual harassment in the past that came to light a few days ago and management still haven't made an official statement http://uk.ign.com/articles/2017/11/13/a ... e-ign-team

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:37 am
by Venom
Damn. This gooseberry fool is all madness. I read the IGN one when it first broke and some of the US staff sending her heart messages and the aussie girl Alanah Pearce getting irate with someone for their comments.

There's another story with a claim that Polygon's Philip Kollar behaved inappropriately. The woman is getting a lot of emotional support through tweets - although to be honest when reading the twitter flirting, which she reveals she also engaged in, the whole situation seems to be two-way messaging. Both were in Polyamorous relationships. From what I gather he invited her out to meet him at his hotel room and she declined.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/philip ... 742/page-9


Too much for my 16-bit brain to handle, I wish I had a new Amiga Format magazine to escape to. :(

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:36 am
by Tomous
Yeah, to be honest I didn't see a huge amount wrong with that Polygon story but I didn't look at the details too much and the guy has apologised to her.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:05 am
by Lastpostamorph
Ok, what the strawberry float is this gooseberry fool?

Would you kindly microwave ice cream/milkshakes?

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:31 am
by Saint of Killers
Christmas came early!

Do you eat the peanut shells?


Roasted peanuts with shells. I'm on a tight budget so whenever possible I do my best to not throw food away, and thus I eat the shells of peanuts (among other things such as lemons and sometimes bananas). The shell is quite good, not much flavour perhaps but easy to chew. I'm not sure about the nutritional value of the shells, but they're bound to provide some fiber at least.

If you are presented peanuts with shells, do you eat the shell or peel the nut?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you ... ells.7396/


Some choice quotes from p1:

I used to eat the starburst paper

curious of anyone who is knocking it has actually tried it
its really good and adds tons of texture
I've seen tons of people doing it at baseball games, it really isn't weird


Have fun with your future gastrointestinal problems, OP.

Compost them and let them help you grow other food to save even more money.

New thread: Do you eat the compost?

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:33 am
by Lastpostamorph
https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-an ... 42/page-20


I was the confessor that sent in the confession about brushing my dick with my sister's toothbrush. I ejaculated in some tuna, mixed it up, put it back in the sandwhich and gave her half.

The funny part: after she ate it she said "my breath smells now"


The gross part: is I ate half of it to make sure it tasted normal.

It would be kind of awkward if she reads the forums.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:43 am
by Partridge Iciclebubbles
Lagamorph wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-anonymous-confessions-2017-new-location-new-administration-same-old-d-pics.942/page-20


I was the confessor that sent in the confession about brushing my dick with my sister's toothbrush. I ejaculated in some tuna, mixed it up, put it back in the sandwhich and gave her half.

The funny part: after she ate it she said "my breath smells now"


The gross part: is I ate half of it to make sure it tasted normal.

It would be kind of awkward if she reads the forums.


Ok that is one of the worst things I have ever read. :dread:

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:45 am
by Christmas CrackErrkal
Jesus, what the strawberry float is wrong with these people!