"My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Pedz » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:52 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:Don't worry these aren't puns


Well, whatever they are. They aren't funny. Tell me a joke about a feminist and alligators and we'll be on to something.

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Photek » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:57 pm

It’s dismaying that people think I wrote that quote.

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Ad7 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:01 pm

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Moggy » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:01 pm

Photek wrote:It’s dismaying that people think I wrote that quote.

Nobody thinks you wrote that quote.

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Photek » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:02 pm

Nick does, although...go figure I suppose.

I do hate AD7 though, I wish he'd just put me on ignore and stop posting about me, its the same gooseberry fool for years now.

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by OrangeRKN » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:03 pm

Pedz wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:Don't worry these aren't puns


Well, whatever they are. They aren't funny. Tell me a joke about a feminist and alligators and we'll be on to something.


A feminist, an alligator, and a gamer walk into a bar

No one knows what happens next because youtube deleted the video

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Moggy » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:04 pm

Photek wrote:Nick does, although...go figure I suppose.


Nick also thinks that Stoke City are a proper football club.

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Jenuall » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:06 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:
Pedz wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:Don't worry these aren't puns


Well, whatever they are. They aren't funny. Tell me a joke about a feminist and alligators and we'll be on to something.


A feminist, an alligator, and a gamer walk into a bar

No one knows what happens next because youtube deleted the video


Client request was for a joke containing alligators plural. 2/10 must try harder.

Also gamers are all too fat to walk into a bar so this joke doesn't work on any level. ;)

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by OrangeRKN » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:10 pm

Jenuall wrote:Also gamers are all too fat to walk into a bar so this joke doesn't work on any level. ;)


Excuse you, gamer jokes play on multiple levels.

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Ad7 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:10 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:
Pedz wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:Don't worry these aren't puns


Well, whatever they are. They aren't funny. Tell me a joke about a feminist and alligators and we'll be on to something.


A feminist, an alligator, and a gamer walk into a bar

No one knows what happens next because youtube deleted the video


:lol:

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Jenuall » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:12 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Also gamers are all too fat to walk into a bar so this joke doesn't work on any level. ;)


Excuse you, gamer jokes play on multiple levels.


True, but you have to pay extra to unlock the punchlines.

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Pedz » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:14 pm

Photek wrote:Nick does, although...go figure I suppose.

I do hate AD7 though, I wish he'd just put me on ignore and stop posting about me, its the same gooseberry fool for years now.


Doesn't he do this gooseberry fool to everyone. I don't think he means any harm. Maybe he thinks he's GRcade's Frankie Boyle?

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Ad7 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:19 pm

I really don't mean offence. It's an Xbox one x topic about it setting off a fire, photek is the forum's biggest xbone fan and it's clearly a load of jokes. If there was a crisp topic I'd expect nothing but Ad7 jokes.

And I do have you on ignore, but it still shows you've posted and I can expand it, and as I thought you might have posted something funny, I expanded dong.

Consider me ACTIONED

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Photek » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:20 pm

Pedz wrote:
Photek wrote:Nick does, although...go figure I suppose.

I do hate AD7 though, I wish he'd just put me on ignore and stop posting about me, its the same gooseberry fool for years now.


Doesn't he do this gooseberry fool to everyone. I don't think he means any harm. Maybe he thinks he's GRcade's Frankie Boyle?

I don't give a strawberry float, he's perpetuating something I'm not or at least not anymore and haven't been for a long time. It's annoying as f*ck to me, so mission accomplished but doesn't mean I can't hate him.

He seen Xbox and thought immediately to troll me, first to post, its been the same for years so yeah.

Also,

Hi Photek.

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Jenuall » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:21 pm

Well, it's certainly heating up in here!

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Moggy » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:29 pm

Ad7 wrote:I expanded dong.


You did what?

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Wedgie » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:29 pm

Photek, it's just a ribbing.

Do your mates rib you in real life? It's no different here. The more annoyed you get, the more sticks will get thrown at you. So unplug that electric heater and cool off.

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by OrangeRKN » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:30 pm

Ad7, Photek and an xbox one x that controls an electric fire walk into a bar

Yikes

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Photek » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:31 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: "My Xbox One X is controlling my electric fire"
by Pedz » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:31 pm

Was the barman Nick?

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