"There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by SEP » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:53 pm

KKLEIN wrote:Comments on the Mail website are mostly siding with the driver!


Of course they strawberry floating are. People who read the Mail are terrible banana splits who would do the world a favour by dying.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Moggy » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:56 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:What a strawberry floating pussy that driver is. All strawberry floating talk, no strawberry floating balls. I'd have strawberry floating put his window in, see how strawberry floating hard he was then. banana split.


This is an example of the anger issues that lead to you punching girls.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by zXe » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:57 pm

It's called short-man syndrome.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Rocsteady » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:58 pm

Moggy wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:What a strawberry floating pussy that driver is. All strawberry floating talk, no strawberry floating balls. I'd have strawberry floating put his window in, see how strawberry floating hard he was then. banana split.


This is an example of the anger issues that lead to you punching girls.

:lol:

Harsh!

Although I must say I'm inclined to agree with SEP's post. I don't like violence but I hate people acting the hard man even more.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by VeryNiceGuy » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:04 pm

'Don't listen to him, tarquin. He's not worth it!'

'But he's such a bloody arsehole, David.'

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Herdanos » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:11 pm

don't read the comments

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Igor » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:46 pm

Funnily enough, I was watching a few road rage videos this morning as a revision distraction. Few things make me more angry to brain dead arseholes on the road. The idea that minor fault on the part of a cyclist is justification for almost running off the road is just so obscenely obnoxious, I don't know how to deal with it.

Who gives a strawberry float if there's a cycle path on the other side of the road? If a pedestrian attempts to cross the road where there isn't a crossing, you don't speed up and run them over 'cos they shouldn't be crossing there'.

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by <]:^D » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:34 pm

what an absolute bell-end.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Albert » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:40 pm

Igor's OK.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Albert » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:43 pm

Whether the cyclist is in the wrong or not for not using the Cycling lane, the reaction of the driver is completely unreasonable.

He's fat, balding, short and probably having a bad day, I'd probably be angry too, but hopefully the cyclist showed the video to the police and they dealt with him suitably.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by LewisD » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:44 pm

I don't mind cyclists until they do that "large group side by side" gooseberry fool.

Single file please.

Also that cyclist needs to practice his public speaking.

"I'M LEGALLY ALLOWED ON THE ROAD! IM LEGALLY! IN LRGALLALSKKY AL! I'M LEGAGSGSGSHDRKRLG ALALSLDODEWD! LEGALLYLLYLYY ALWWKEKE banana split!"

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Zartan » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:52 pm

There is a road by me, with a cycle lane that no one ever uses, it is annoying, mainly as the road is strawberry floating dangerous, and still every cyclist rides on it.

Genuinely clueless as to why people would rather be on the road than the cycle lane, that said almost running some one down is a bit much, maybe just calling them a banana split as you drive by is enough (Please note, no I have not done this)

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by KK » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:57 pm

The Daily Moan have tracked the bloke down. Apparently he's Jason Wells, lives in Richmond with his wife and two children, and owns the cafe chain Brew. He's also on Twitter, so that should be fun for him.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by tweep » Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:12 pm

Close to near where I am there's a cycle path that's no longer than a few hundred metres long. If I were to cycle it would be too much hassle (and arguably more dangerous) to move onto the cycle lane to then have to merge back into the traffic.

Also like to think that there's a chance that the guy was trying his best impersonation of Malcolm Tucker or something. Adds a nice twist.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Kezzer » Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:16 pm

Is there any need for tracking him down, I mean come on, yeah he done bad but it is over and done with. Some people need to get a strawberry floating grip.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Shadow » Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:05 am

:lol: So harsh.

There's a picture of him on Twitter of him with his nob out too.

Presumably he'll be charged with something as well? Crappy day all round for him then.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by <]:^D » Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:08 am

I went in for a coffee and was told to get on my bike. I tried but it was wedged between a wall and the owner's 4x4.


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by The Watching Artist » Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:17 am

:lol:

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by 1cmanny1 » Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:06 am

Damn cyclists, taking up the road.

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