"There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"

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by Poser » Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:52 am



I like the comment with the meatballs picture... 'made from 100% british cyclist'.

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by Tragic Magic » Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:31 am

Recently on my way home I had a big group of cyclists, who were on the pavement, just ride out in front of my car. They saw me indicating and coming round the corner off of the main road but they just decided to keep going right out on front of me. Obviously I slowed down but kept going and one of the banana splits punched my car. I was fuming but I just carried on and went home. If someone tried to walk across the road right in front of your car they'd be an idiot so I don't get why cyclists think they can do what they want.

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by Squinty » Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:23 am

The car driver did something way more dangerous there and his driving was extremely careless.

I don't generally like cyclists. But it's hard not to take his side in this. Should he be on the path? Maybe, but he has every right to be on the road.

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by LewisD » Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:44 am

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by bigcheez2k3 » Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:47 am

The guy was wrong but why do some cyclists sound like such bitches?

I watch quite a few cycle-vlogs on youtube and while most handle themselves and are genuinely grievanced, some just sound like nasally fucktards shouting the highway code repeatedly. Then run a red light.

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by Herdanos » Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:17 am

Zartan wrote:There is a road by me, with a cycle lane that no one ever uses, it is annoying, mainly as the road is strawberry floating dangerous, and still every cyclist rides on it.


If the road connects to routes that the cycle lane doesn't then it may be more straightforward for the cyclists who use that route to follow the road than to switch from cyclist to pedestrian, cross a busy road, switch back, cycle for a bit in a cycle lane, switch again, cross again, then continue on the road. You might think it could make things easier for you as a driver but then you'd have pedestrians carrying bicycles trying to cross a main road to contend with.

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by TigaSefi » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:53 am

Cycling two abreast is completely legal btw.

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by Errkal » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:22 am

We have a cycle lane a long the seafront where I live. I avoid it like the plague because the surface is gooseberry fool and it wiggles all over the place.

Every time I have used a cycle lane it has been crap to ride on and wiggly with random lamp posts and man holes etc. cutting into it.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by KK » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:27 am

I've watched the video about 5 times now and it gets funnier every time.

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by chalkitdown » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:00 pm

The best part of the video is the cyclist who seems to lose the ability to form coherent sentences after the first few shouts. I thought he was having a stroke or something :lol: What the hell was wrong with him?

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by Return_of_the_STAR » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:10 pm

TigaSefi wrote:Cycling two abreast is completely legal btw.


This. I have to go on a cycle course every two years at work and we are taught to cycle two abreast if u r with someone. The phrase dominate the road is used.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by KK » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:16 pm

When he marches off to the cycle lane to point it out all I can think of is Basil Fawlty and the stalled car. I'm half expecting him to come back with a branch.

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by Gandalf » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:16 pm

When cars fight back!


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by VeryNiceGuy » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:18 pm

chalkitdown wrote:The best part of the video is the cyclist who seems to lose the ability to form coherent sentences after the first few shouts. I thought he was having a stroke or something :lol: What the hell was wrong with him?


He just doesn't handle aggressive conflict that well, and unlike that fat jobby in the jeep, was a bit out of puff from the exercise.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by KK » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:19 pm

On the flipside, new meme...

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by Squinty » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:33 pm

Gandalf wrote:When cars fight back!



:lol:

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by YaoiHasLanded » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:45 pm

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by VeryNiceGuy » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:47 pm

:lol:

That poor strawberry floater's never going to live this down.

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by jiggles » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:56 pm

Cyclists are such entitled ballbags. The guy in the car is a strawberry floating lunatic. This video is basically two losers losing.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by chalkitdown » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:07 pm

strawberry float you Jiggles, I cycle to work every day and don't act like I own the road.

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