"There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"

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by jiggles » Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:49 pm


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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Moggy » Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:51 pm

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You're under citizens arrest! :lol:

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by jiggles » Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:53 pm

Better version:


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by more heat than light » Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:57 pm

The last line! :lol:

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by Tragic Magic » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:07 pm

The state of both parties :dread:

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by Blue Eyes » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:07 pm

"That's my facking san! My eleven-year-old san!"

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by Lagamorph » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:18 pm

Blue Eyes wrote:"That's my facking san! My eleven-year-old san!"

People really should be replacing their Storage Area Network set up well before it's 11 years old.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Blue Eyes » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:20 pm

DPL.

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by Peter Crisp » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:23 pm

I like the way he's threatening to kill people while putting people under a citizens arrest.
He's like a cut price and British Judge Dredd the only thing he lacked was the "I am the Law!" catchphrase.

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by abcd » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:52 pm

I suspect he wanted to give them a damn good thrashing.

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by <]:^D » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:17 pm

you sed you was a please offasur

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by Errkal » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:39 pm

Lagamorph wrote:People really should be replacing their Storage Area Network set up well before it's 11 years old.

NERD!!

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Jenuall » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:53 pm

Man, Colin Firth has really lost it!

Can't work out what has actually happened from that video - just something about dangerous driving on the motorway? Couldn't work out if there were two or three cars involved either!

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by Knoyleo » Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:55 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:He's like a cut price and British Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd is British, no?

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by Moggy » Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:55 pm

Knoyleo wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:He's like a cut price and British Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd is British, no?


Are you thinking of Judge John Deed?

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by Knoyleo » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:04 pm

Moggy wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:He's like a cut price and British Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd is British, no?


Are you thinking of Judge John Deed?

"One is the law!"

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by <]:^D » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:58 pm

judge dredd is a British creation, but hes born and raised in US Mega City :datass:

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by <]:^D » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:00 pm

oh by the way, what a coincidence this thread comes back; today this dickhead van driver decided to shout at me through his window for having the temerity to cycle towards the right of the lane before turning right at a mini roundabout. i told him to strawberry float off.

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by Lagamorph » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:05 pm

Did you at least use a hand signal to indicate you were going to pull to the right? Or did you just start drifting over randomly?

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PostRe: "There's a cycle lane there, C*NT!", "F**K OFF!"
by KK » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:11 pm

jiggles wrote:Better version:


Fantastically British, posh, sitcom and Basil Fawlty-ish all rolled into one.

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